It's a brand new day.

Apr 05, 2010 07:02

I got an average grade on a test I should have ROCKED, and now I feel stung. Not a great start to my day. Tip of the Hat to you, Doctor Horrible. Becoming a musically inclined supervillain just keeps looking more and more appealing.

Also, I'm trying a new thing (inspired by Alice in Wonderland, again) where I try to think of six impossible things every morning. I don't normally eat breakfast, or else I'd consider that stipulation, so given the circumstances I think just "Six Impossible Things Before Noon" is sufficient. It's surprisingly hard for me to do, becoming increasingly more practical and all (oh shit, how did THAT happen!?), so I think it'll be good for me.

1. The Radical Radish Party can have political representation, too.
2. We can have snowflakes in Springtime.
3. We could fix unemployment by creating a whole new industry of people putting diapers on birds.
4. Trees are so old that they probably don't care what grade I get, as long as I give them a hug on occasion.
5. A couch can become a hammock if it feels like it.
6. The plastic cup sitting on my coffee table right now has a longer life expectancy than I do.

school, six impossible things, what asshattery is this

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