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You Know You Live in LA when:
-You know what In-N-Out is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have it.
-The three hour traffic jam you just sat through wasn't caused by a horrific 9 car pile-up, but by everyone slowing to rubberneck at a lost shoe on the shoulder.
-You begin to "lie" to your friends about being 20 minutes away when you know that it'll take you at least an hour to get there.
-Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes".
-You've inadvertently learned Spanish.
-You know that if you drive 2 miles in any direction you will find a McDonald's or a Starbucks
-You know what In-N-Out is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have it.
-The three hour traffic jam you just sat through wasn't caused by a horrific 9 car pile-up, but by everyone slowing to rubberneck at a lost shoe on the shoulder.
-You begin to "lie" to your friends about being 20 minutes away when you know that it'll take you at least an hour to get there.
-Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes".
-You've inadvertently learned Spanish.
-You know that if you drive 2 miles in any direction you will find a McDonald's or a Starbucks