Vertigo leads to some strange analogies.
Sit: what I wish the world would do.
Lie down: what I have to do when these episodes kick in to avoid a thorough review of any food I may have eaten recently.
Roll over: What the world is doing right now.
Off the furniture: On the floor in the hallway by the bathroom (tiles are too cold) so that I'm in easy reach of the porcelain deity.
Don't chew on that: Given the other symptoms, a lack of appetite seems appropriate, no?
Stay!
Stay!
Bad dog!
Today's music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWg3b15ITS8&feature=related