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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdkBDjtsURo)
So I decided I'd sign up for the international inspection cadre. First stop: Thailand.
Never mind that I don't speak the tonal language, can't write the alphabet, and they're having... civil disturbance issues (apparently standard operating procedure for the country), but that's what translators and the US Embassy are for.
I knew I should have volunteered for the Canada trip instead, but that would be too easy.