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Just came up with this quick ficlet, had to write it down. :D
Hello?
Oh, hi, Maya. How're things at Comiket?
That's nice. Pearl having fun?
What? Cosplaying as who now?
I don't know what a Chen is, but she sounds cute.
Mm-hm.
Tell me about what?
...uh-huh?
I... don't know what a Marvel *or* a Capcom is, but go ahead.
A fighting tournament? Oh, like... pro-wrestling?
Oh, okay.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, sure, that...
...what did you just say?
Maya. What do you *mean*, you 'signed me up'?
...
You *what*?!
Maya, I... why did you...
Maya, I don't know how to fight people! I'm a lawyer, not a wrestler!
'No Wrestlers in this one'? I don't... what's a Zangief?
Well, then, who *is* in this?
...
......
........Maya...
...Maya, stop, just... stop.
Okay. Maya. Listen to me. Listen to me.
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
What the hell am I supposed to do against... let me look at my notes here... oh, yeah... 'superheroes, supervillains, martial artists, guys with guns, a guy with a laser sword, a girl in a robot suit, a goddess in the form of a dog, a tentacled monstrosity, robots, demons, (DEEEEP BREATH) and a photographer with a baseball bat'?!
...
...'Wing it'?
'WING IT'?!
...
You are SO grounded when you get back.
I don't care if I can't ground you! I'm calling Tres Bien right now and ordering a buffet in your honor for when you get home! ALL. FOR. YOU.
No, wait. First I'm going to check on my life insurance policy.
Hello?
Oh, hi, Maya. How're things at Comiket?
That's nice. Pearl having fun?
What? Cosplaying as who now?
I don't know what a Chen is, but she sounds cute.
Mm-hm.
Tell me about what?
...uh-huh?
I... don't know what a Marvel *or* a Capcom is, but go ahead.
A fighting tournament? Oh, like... pro-wrestling?
Oh, okay.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, sure, that...
...what did you just say?
Maya. What do you *mean*, you 'signed me up'?
...
You *what*?!
Maya, I... why did you...
Maya, I don't know how to fight people! I'm a lawyer, not a wrestler!
'No Wrestlers in this one'? I don't... what's a Zangief?
Well, then, who *is* in this?
...
......
........Maya...
...Maya, stop, just... stop.
Okay. Maya. Listen to me. Listen to me.
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
What the hell am I supposed to do against... let me look at my notes here... oh, yeah... 'superheroes, supervillains, martial artists, guys with guns, a guy with a laser sword, a girl in a robot suit, a goddess in the form of a dog, a tentacled monstrosity, robots, demons, (DEEEEP BREATH) and a photographer with a baseball bat'?!
...
...'Wing it'?
'WING IT'?!
...
You are SO grounded when you get back.
I don't care if I can't ground you! I'm calling Tres Bien right now and ordering a buffet in your honor for when you get home! ALL. FOR. YOU.
No, wait. First I'm going to check on my life insurance policy.