you're living all over me
Yeah, man. Is summer almost over already? That's a real mind fuck. I haven't even worn a bathing suit yet. How's October looking for a ladies only clothes swap/potluck?
My job is the best birth control you could ever imagine. I'd like to charge mothers at the door to send their teenage daughters with poor judgement over to me, I think i'd change their minds real quick. Have you ever seen a child eat corn out of their hair, only to realize that it's been two days since they've eaten corn, because they've actually been playing in their own shit? I know, man. I know. How's that for a campfire horror story.
And I leave you with this:
Someone's gotta teach em'.
My job is the best birth control you could ever imagine. I'd like to charge mothers at the door to send their teenage daughters with poor judgement over to me, I think i'd change their minds real quick. Have you ever seen a child eat corn out of their hair, only to realize that it's been two days since they've eaten corn, because they've actually been playing in their own shit? I know, man. I know. How's that for a campfire horror story.
And I leave you with this:
Someone's gotta teach em'.