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Today I got a letter, which said that HECS has been renamed to HECS-HELP and, to celebrate, I'll have to fill out a form. If I don't send it back within 10 working days, they will make me watch the O.C. until my sex changes. So what did the form ask for to warrant such terrible punishment? Name, course, tax file number; top secret facts known only to me, my family, the university, the government and everyone who has ever received my resume.
So in conclusion, I would like to say the following:
Dear Government,
Is your budget surplus too small? Worried about pleasing your electorate? Here's a proven method that REALLY WORKS with 100% NO PILLS!!!11one
Ctrl+C
Ctrl+V
Sincerely,
So in conclusion, I would like to say the following:
Dear Government,
Is your budget surplus too small? Worried about pleasing your electorate? Here's a proven method that REALLY WORKS with 100% NO PILLS!!!11one
Ctrl+C
Ctrl+V
Sincerely,