Marry/Cliff/Shag- the continuing battle
So, my Dear Pesty (also known as shingo_the_pest ) has given me MORE challenge- and this time, She was EVIL about it.
(Metophorically, Actually, and morally.)
In HER words:
Replica Riku (The woodchucks made me do it!)
Umbridge (You know who I'm talking about! Yes, her.)
Charlie X (I know. This is baaaaaad.)
C l i f f
Umbrige
GOD this one was so hard to decide on! Charlie X only escaped this gruesome fate by the skin of his teeth and the fact that Umbridge tortured a Centaur. If she hadn't fucked with the Centaurs, I'd have thrown Charlie, but she did and so she must die. Not to mention all the horrible, terrible things she does to support the ostrication of Muggleborns in the seventh book. I just... UNF. I hate her, like no other. Her and her goddamn kitten plates and pink frills (Realy, you'd think she'd get TIRED of drowning herself in pepto-bismol, but NOOO)
S h a g
Charlie X
Okay, I'd do it- I wouldn't Like it, but I would. He's cute, I'll give him that- those pretty eyes are a nice touch- and I DO tend to go for the forceful bed partners, so he's got a plus there, but I just couldn't see myself NOT killing him if we entered into matrimony... I'd murder him, and I'd enjoy watching him dying there, simply because I love Yeomen Rand and I wanted to bust his chops when he tried to go after her- regardless of circumstances. His redeeming quality for me lies in the wonderful banter he plays between McCoy and Jim, who the good doctor sends the boy to for 'guidance on how to woo a lady'. Can't get over the Captain's face when he's trying to explain it to Charlie.
M a r r y
Replika!Riku
Yeah, I know I said I don't really like him, but of the three bastards here, I'd take him over the others for long-term. You can fix emo, you can't fix stupid or evil. Replica could be a nice thing to have long-term... so long as he, you know, drops the 'the world must be mine' jibe. I like the concept of him, I'm not quite sure about the PRACTICE of him... He has many positives to him, though, so I'd take him over the others.
God, you just have to gimme the REALLY hard picks, don't you, shingo_the_pest?
(Metophorically, Actually, and morally.)
In HER words:
Replica Riku (The woodchucks made me do it!)
Umbridge (You know who I'm talking about! Yes, her.)
Charlie X (I know. This is baaaaaad.)
C l i f f
Umbrige
GOD this one was so hard to decide on! Charlie X only escaped this gruesome fate by the skin of his teeth and the fact that Umbridge tortured a Centaur. If she hadn't fucked with the Centaurs, I'd have thrown Charlie, but she did and so she must die. Not to mention all the horrible, terrible things she does to support the ostrication of Muggleborns in the seventh book. I just... UNF. I hate her, like no other. Her and her goddamn kitten plates and pink frills (Realy, you'd think she'd get TIRED of drowning herself in pepto-bismol, but NOOO)
S h a g
Charlie X
Okay, I'd do it- I wouldn't Like it, but I would. He's cute, I'll give him that- those pretty eyes are a nice touch- and I DO tend to go for the forceful bed partners, so he's got a plus there, but I just couldn't see myself NOT killing him if we entered into matrimony... I'd murder him, and I'd enjoy watching him dying there, simply because I love Yeomen Rand and I wanted to bust his chops when he tried to go after her- regardless of circumstances. His redeeming quality for me lies in the wonderful banter he plays between McCoy and Jim, who the good doctor sends the boy to for 'guidance on how to woo a lady'. Can't get over the Captain's face when he's trying to explain it to Charlie.
M a r r y
Replika!Riku
Yeah, I know I said I don't really like him, but of the three bastards here, I'd take him over the others for long-term. You can fix emo, you can't fix stupid or evil. Replica could be a nice thing to have long-term... so long as he, you know, drops the 'the world must be mine' jibe. I like the concept of him, I'm not quite sure about the PRACTICE of him... He has many positives to him, though, so I'd take him over the others.
God, you just have to gimme the REALLY hard picks, don't you, shingo_the_pest?