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Update On Life:
Have job, Hate Job. I now begin most conversations with: Have you watched bromwell high? I is completely addicted! If you don't watch it i is gonna come to your house and set your hair on fire. Den i is gonna steal your money and go buy sweets.
Also addicted to dead like me.
Have trapped scary spider under garbage can in room
It refuses to die, so after exhausting all available spider killing mechanisms, resorted to using internet to finagle free text messaging to notify drunken tony that said spider is planning innumerable acts of doom under cover of darkness (aka the garbage can)
Remain on the front lines alone...
Have given up on killing spider, have instead chosen to glance sideways in a paranoid fashion.
Have job, Hate Job. I now begin most conversations with: Have you watched bromwell high? I is completely addicted! If you don't watch it i is gonna come to your house and set your hair on fire. Den i is gonna steal your money and go buy sweets.
Also addicted to dead like me.
Have trapped scary spider under garbage can in room
It refuses to die, so after exhausting all available spider killing mechanisms, resorted to using internet to finagle free text messaging to notify drunken tony that said spider is planning innumerable acts of doom under cover of darkness (aka the garbage can)
Remain on the front lines alone...
Have given up on killing spider, have instead chosen to glance sideways in a paranoid fashion.