Hookups and Emoticons [47]

Nov 01, 2010 18:42

Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin (Suju Kibum), HyukSu
Length: [47/50]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary: 
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz

Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~

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Chapter 47: Super Cool Heros and Christmas Presents

December 22, Monday, 12:47AM

***Yunbi has signed in

***Jaesicle has signed in

Jaesicle: YUNNIE!!!!

Yunbi: Yes, Joongie?

Jaesicle: You must, must, MUST tell me!

Yunbi: Haha...

Jaesicle: *gasp* You're not going to tell me?! Your one true love???

Yunbi: Well, when you put it that way....

Jaesicle: How about a trade-off, baby~<3 I'll give you a cyber kiss if you tell me exactly what happened in the park today~

Yunbi: YES.

Jaesicle: Lolllllzzz~

Jaesicle: *kissies*

Yunbi: Yesss~

Jaesicle: Oh Yunnie! ^.^

Yunbi: Okay, I'll tell you.

Yunbi: Remember when I told you I had the situation handled?

Jaesicle: Yes, baby, I remember~

Yunbi: Well, I did.

Yunbi: Yesterday I asked Yuri from the school newspaper to help me.

Jaesicle: Oh? And what did she do?

Yunbi: She agreed to go to the park where the rest of the school was supposed to watch Changmin and his bullies in a fight.

Jaesicle: Omo! What happened??! Is Minnie alright? When you told me to get online, you sounded just like Heechul when he told me Siwon had dinner at his house yesterday. Omo, I'm so glad he's recovered so quickly after I told him about Hankyung's reputation...

Jaesicle: Anyway, you sounded happy. Did something happy happen, Yunnie? Tell meeeee~!

Yunbi: I dunno... I might need another cyber kiss....

Jaesicle: ;D

Jaesicle: *sloppy kissies*

Yunbi: <3

Yunbi: Okay, this is what Yuri said she saw.

Yunbi: When she got there, there was already a huge crowd of students surrounding a big kid named Daeshim with his friends and Changmin with his friend Kibum.

Jaesicle: Omo!

Yunbi: The bullies started off by taunting him. Circling Changmin like lions around an injured gazelle. Changmin and Kibum just held hands and took it all. Yuri said she was impressed by how determined they both looked together.

Jaesicle: Have strength, Minnie!

Yunbi: It went on for a while with some of the crowd throwing trash and other stuff at Changmin and Kibum. Yuri saw Hyukjae and his group of friends throwing stuff, too

Jaesicle: That toad! >:o

Yunbi: But right when Daeshim seemed like he'd had enough taunting and was getting ready to give Changmin the first blow, someone from the audience shouted, "Stop it!"

Jaesicle: *gasp!*

Yunbi: The crowd went kinda quiet and someone shoved himself through to the middle of the circle. Guess who it was~

Jaesicle: ...My baby?

Yunbi: Wait...who's your baby?

Jaesicle: Everyone's my baby, baby! xD

Yunbi: ...

Yunbi: I thought I was your baby...

Jaesicle: You are, baby! :o

Jaesicle: But you're my extra special love muffin baby ;D

Yunbi: <33

Yunbi: It was Junsu.

Jaesicle: OMO, my baby!! >.< So, he must have run straight to the park after he read our chat conversation, right?

Yunbi: Seems that way.

Yunbi: Yuri was standing close enough to hear Changmin mutter something like, "What? You here to pick a fight with me, too?" She said he looked somewhere between pissed and mortified.

Jaesicle: Poor child!

Yunbi: That's when Daeshim suddenly said, "Look! The guy who fucked my brother even came to watch!"

Jaesicle: ....He didn't...did he?

Yunbi: I'm not finished yet, Joongie

Yunbi: Junsu just calmly looked at his brother and said, "Go home."

Yunbi: And while Changmin stood there confused, Junsu turned to Daeshim with that smile he does when he's about to ask me to play a 'friendly game of soccer' with him and then wipe the ground with me. He said, "Tell your brother Daesung that if you ever fuck with MY brother again, I'll bite both your dicks off."

Jaesicle: Omo omo!!!

Yunbi: Um, sorry...about the language, Joongie. It's part of the story and I don't want to leave anything out...

Jaesicle: Oh no! It's okay, honey pie~ I understand <3333

Yunbi: Haha. Thanks.

Jaesicle: I'm even more impressed that you're even able to remember every single detail Yuri told you word for word even though you weren't there :D

Yunbi: I know! It's weird, right?

Jaesicle: But sexy ;D

Yunbi: <3

Jaesicle: So Daeshim and his friends must have gotten scared and run away, right? :D Omona, my Susu baby ish so tough~

Yunbi: Um.......................no, not exactly.........

Jaesicle: Ah? :o

Yunbi: Daeshim looked utterly confused and the rest of the crowd started murmuring.

Jaesicle: What?? Why??

Yunbi: Apparently, no one knew Changmin and Junsu were brothers...

Jaesicle: O_O

Yunbi: Well...it's not like they hang out much at school............or at all.............And they don't look alike............................at all.........................

Jaesicle: I see........ >.>

Yunbi: So of course, Junsu saw the reaction and I imagine he pictured himself as this super cool hero and so.....you know Junsu. He got mad.

Jaesicle: Oh no... >.> What did he do?

Yunbi: ....I'm going to have to use foul language again, baby....

Jaesicle: Don't worry about it, sweet cakes! I know your mouth is usually as clean and pure as the sunshine in May. ;D Just tell the story~

Yunbi: Okay. He shouted, "WHAT??!?!?!?!? What the FUCK are you all talking about??????? D8<"

Yunbi: I imagine his face looked like that emoticon.

Jaesicle: Me too~

Yunbi: Anyway, someone in the crowd shouts, "You and Changmin are brothers??!!"

Yunbi: Yuri saw Changmin facepalm

Jaesicle: Aigoo.....

Yunbi: And Junsu's an idiot, so of course he says, "YEAH!!!!!!! Why the HELL do you think I show up at school with him every day?!?!?!!? D8<"

Yunbi: There's Su's emoticon face again

Jaesicle: *ticklez emoticon*

Yunbi: Then someone else shouts, "But I always see you talk with Yoochun next to your locker in the mornings."

Yunbi: And Junsu shouts back, "YEAH. AFTER Changmin goes off down the freshman wing where HIS fucking LOCKER is!!!!!!!! DUH!!!!!!!!"

Yunbi: Whoops. Forgot his emoticon.

Yunbi: "D8<"

Jaesicle: Omo! Can't forget that! :o

Yunbi: Then more kids from the crowd started commenting back and forth.

Yunbi: "But I never see you two together."

Yunbi: "You guys don't look alike."

Yunbi: "And you're short..."

Yunbi: "And Changmin's a giant."

Yunbi: "And you're popular. And kinda dumb..."

Yunbi: "And Changmin's so smart, it's annoying..."

Yunbi: "And your voice sounds funny."

Yunbi: "But they both have bizarre laughs."

Yunbi: "Yeah. I heard that Changmin kid's laugh once and it sounded all evil and cackley. So I stole his shoes."

Yunbi: "And everyone knows Junsu has a dolphin laugh."

Yunbi: "Hey, maybe they are related."

Yunbi: "Doofus. You can't base family relations on how weird their laughs are. We need DNA to prove it."

Yunbi: "Um, I think I still have some of Junsu's DNA in my bedsheets. It's still sticky..."

Yunbi: "Didn't you sleep with him last month?"

Yunbi: "Yes..."

Yunbi: "Then why didn't you wash your freaking bedsheets????"

Yunbi: "He left cum on the wall in my bathroom. That's DNA, right?"

Yunbi: "I've got his DNA, too!"

Yunbi: "I stole Changmin's pencil once. I think he chewed on it."

Yunbi: "Hey, let's use his saliva as DNA!"

Yunbi: "Yeah!"

Yunbi: "Where's Kyuhyun? He's smart. He'll know how to do a DNA test."

Yunbi: "I think he's at home. He didn't want to watch Changmin get beat up..."

Yunbi: "Oh yeah..."

Yunbi: "Hey, I know where he lives."

Yunbi: "Yeah! Let's go!"

Yunbi: "Yeah!"

Yunbi: ...

Yunbi: And everyone left...

Jaesicle: O_O;;;;;;;

Yunbi: Our school is weird....

Jaesicle: Amen....

Jaesicle: I still think it's sexy that you were able to remember allllllllll of that so perfectly ;D

Yunbi: I thank my mom. When she was pregnant with me, she always craved almonds and almonds help improve your memory~<33

Jaesicle: Your mother's a sweetheart~~

Yunbi: Yeah <3

Jaesicle: So......what happened next?

Yunbi: Well, Daeshim, Changmin and Kibum were all left there kinda baffled, Junsu was so mad, he was red and shaking and Hyukjae just stood there looking kinda amused. And of course Yuri was still there but everyone else was gone.

Yunbi: Hyukjae walked up to Junsu looking kinda smug and said, "You were a stupid bitch when we chatted earlier and you bitched stupidly just now, but I'll still fuck you later today if Donghae or Yesung aren't busy."

Jaesicle: That...that....REPTILE. Hmph! >:| But at least Susu saved Minnie and left with his dignity without losing his temper, right? :]

Yunbi: Um, no. He punched Hyukjae.

Jaesicle: O_O"

Yunbi: Then he squealed at Hyukjae who was writhing on ground, "I only chatted with you just to see if you really were here and you WERE! I KNEW it! Fuckers who stand there and WATCH my little brother get picked on go to HELL! D8<"

Yunbi: And then he squealed something at Daeshim about his head being too big, grabbed Changmin and Kibum and stomped off.

Jaesicle: Goodness.......... Well, at least he was a good brother ^_^;;;

Yunbi: Haha. I'm proud of that little twerp.

Yunbi: But Yuri had to stick around and explain everything when the police finally showed up. Man, they're slow...

Jaesicle: *gaspz* The police?? :o

Yunbi: Yeah, Joongie. She was mainly supposed to observe the fight so she could write an article about the bullying problem in the school newspaper, but I also told her to call the police beforehand to break everything up before it got serious.

Yunbi: That's why I didn't want you anywhere near the park, Jaejoong. If the police caught you there and thought you were just another cruel bystander, you could have gotten in trouble.

Jaesicle: Yunnie!!! <333333

Yunbi: I told you to trust me~

Jaesicle: And I do, baby, I do~ ;DDD

Yunbi: ...I kinda feel bad for Yuri, though... Since it ended so weirdly...

Jaesicle: Oh yes... *nodnod*

Yunbi: I don't know what she told the police when they showed up to an empty park and I bet she has no idea what she's going to write in the newspaper now, but she'll come up with something... She's a good journalist...

Jaesicle: I'm so, so, oh so happy, Yunnie bear~~<3333

Yunbi: I'm glad, Boojae~<333

Jaesicle: I think you need a reward, baby

Yunbi: You think?

Jaesicle: Oh, I think ;D

Yunbi: What's my reward, Joongie?

Jaesicle: Something oh so special~ Something only I can give you...

Yunbi: Yeah...?

Jaesicle: It's gonna be your Christmas present.

Yunbi: Thanks, Joongie~ I got yours, too. <3

Jaesicle: Thank you, baby! ^.^ But my present to you is going to be an extra wonderful one of a kind present...

Yunbi: Can you tell me what it is?

Jaesicle: Nope.

Jaesicle: I want you to be surprised~ ;D

Yunbi: Can you give me a hint?

Jaesicle: Hmmmm...

Yunbi: Pleeeaaassseeee~

Jaesicle: Omo! You're so CUTE! >///<

Yunbi: You're cuter <3

Jaesicle: *squeeee*

Jaesicle: Okay, I'll give you a hint~

Yunbi: Tell me right now. Tell me, tell me.

Jaesicle: It's an expression of my love for you...

Yunbi: ...Is it more cyber kissies? I like those

Jaesicle: Teehee~ It's a little bit more than cyber kissies ;D

Yunbi: ...

Jaesicle: But you'll have to wait til we're together.

Jaesicle: And alone...

Yunbi: Oh......

Jaesicle: ...I'm sorry. Maybe I should've asked first. Are you ready for my present, Yunnie?

Yunbi: ...

Yunbi: Yes.

Jaesicle: Omo! Too big a hint. I think I gave it away! >.< The secret is gone!

Yunbi: That's okay, Joongie~

Jaesicle: I guess the only secret now is when I'll give it to you...

Yunbi: Um....I'm not busy right now....

Jaesicle: Silly, it's almost 2am! xD

Yunbi: Haha...

Jaesicle: Patience, Yunnie~

Yunbi: ...

Jaesicle: I'm gonna give you the best Christmas you've ever had.

***Jaesicle has signed out

Yunbi: ...

Yunbi: I. Am. The. Single. Luckiest. Man. ALIVE.

***Yunbi has signed out

Chapter 48
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Go, fail!Su, go! x'D
And *cough* what do you guys think about that Yunjaeho at the end...? >DDDDD

Go to dbkrackweens for more crack/smut/romance/happiness! 8D



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rating: pg-13, title: hookups and emoticons, genre: drama, genre: comedy, genre: romance, pairing: yunjae

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