Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin (Suju Kibum), HyukSu
Length: [36/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
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Yes and No
December 10, Wednesday, 4:49PM
***Yunbi has signed in
***Maximini has signed in
Maximini: Jaejoong?
Yunbi: Umm....
Maximini: OMG
Yunbi: ...
Maximini: What are YOU doing here?
Yunbi: ...
Maximini: But...Jaejoong texted me and...
Maximini: Damn.
Yunbi: Yeah. I know.
Maximini: Bye.
Yunbi: WAIT! No!
Maximini: What the fuck do you want?
Yunbi: Got a mouth like your brother, huh?
Maximini: My mouth is smarter.
Yunbi: Yeah.
Maximini: My brain is, too
Yunbi: Yeah.
Maximini: Smarter than you
Yunbi: ...
Yunbi: Don't push it.
Maximini: ...
Maximini: Why are you here?
Yunbi: ...I've heard some things...
Maximini: What things?
Yunbi: About you.
Maximini: Clearly.
Yunbi: You doing alright in school?
Maximini: ..............
Yunbi: That a yes or a no?
Maximini: Are there aliens in your frontal lobe?
Yunbi: ....................No.
Maximini: Then what the hell?
Yunbi: ....I don't know
Maximini: What do you want from me?
Yunbi: Nothing! I'm just asking how you're doing.
Maximini: You think I'll fall for that trick??
Yunbi: What trick??
Maximini: I'm calling in back up!
Yunbi: What back up??!
***Kibum has signed in
Kibum: ????
Maximini: Try to attack me now!
Yunbi: .............
Kibum: ............
Maximini: Come on, pussy! Give it your best shot.
Yunbi: I'm not here to hurt you, Changmin.
Maximini: Then what? I've got a protective shield named Kibum and there's no breaking through him. Right, Kibum?
Kibum: ????!
Maximini: Just shut up and go along with it! >.< Damn!
Yunbi: I have to talk to you, Changmin. YOU. Not him.
Kibum: ??
Maximini: That's right, Kibum. He doesn't like you. He doesn't like anyone. Cuz he's a baby kicker.
Yunbi: I didn't say that! I don't even know Kibum. I just need to talk to you alone.
Kibum: ....
Maximini: I don't know, Kibum! You just have to protect me against any explosions until he tells us what he wants.
Kibum: -.-
Maximini: Shut up and protect!
Yunbi: Aish... I wasn't forced to log in so I could argue with you AND your friend.
Maximini: Deal with it or we're logging off.
Yunbi: ...
Kibum: ...
Yunbi: Fine.
Maximini: Better be fine.
Maximini: So Jaejoong forced you to chat with me?
Yunbi: Basically.
Maximini: You don't really want to chat with me, do you?
Yunbi: Basically.
Maximini: So let's just get this over with.
Yunbi: Fine with me.
Maximini: What do you really want?
Yunbi: I already asked you. How are you doing?
Maximini: Bullshit.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Kibum thinks it's bullshit, too.
Yunbi: Come on. You know Jaejoong forced me to do this.
Maximini: I'm so fucking sorry you have to suffer like this
Yunbi: No, man. I mean you know he's worried about you.
Maximini: ...
Maximini: Then I want to talk to him.
Yunbi: That's definitely not an option.
Maximini: Tough shit, then.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Kibum agrees with every word I say
Kibum: ..!
Maximini: I said just go along with it, man!
Yunbi: ...
Yunbi: Changmin, let's just forget all this, alright?
Maximini: Forget what? There's nothing to forget. You mean nothing to me.
Kibum: .......
Maximini: No, I will not just shut up and listen! YOU shut up and listen!
Kibum: -.-
Yunbi: Jaejoong. Let's just pretend he never came between us and you never called me a baby kicker. Which I am not. Okay?
Maximini: Trying to be mature now, I see. We'll see how long this lasts.
Yunbi: Now, I'm going to ask you a series of questions and you'd better answer them. Honestly. Got it?
Maximini: You'll never know if I'm telling the truth or not~
Yunbi: Look, I'm getting tired and it's only 5 oclock. Just do it before I'm forced to teach you how to properly respect your elders.
Maximini: ...Fine.
Maximini: Just remember...I still have Kibum the protective shield!
Kibum: !!
Yunbi: Whatever.
Yunbi: What's going on with you in school?
Maximini: Yes or no questions.
Yunbi: What?
Maximini: I want yes or no questions only.
Yunbi: Changmin...
Maximini: What? It's just a simple request. I didn't say I wouldn't answer your questions. Right, Kibum?
Kibum: ....
Maximini: No, YOU shut up!
Yunbi: Are you having trouble in school?
Maximini: Why do you ask?
Yunbi: You can't answer my yes or no question with another question!
Maximini: That's not in the rules, is it, Kibum?
Kibum: -.-
Yunbi: I don't care anymore. I've got homework to do and student council shit to deal with. Just cooperate and it'll be over soon.
Maximini: Right. So answer my question~<3
Yunbi: .....
Yunbi: Jaejoong is concerned.
Maximini: Why does Jaejoong want to know?
Yunbi: Nope. My turn to ask a question.
Yunbi: Do you know a guy named Kang Daeshim?
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Yes...
Maximini: Does Jaejoong ask about me often?
Yunbi: He's worried sick about you.
Yunbi: Are you and Kang Daeshim close?
Maximini: No...
Kibum: Min...
Maximini: Did Jaejoong tell you he cooked lunch for me last weekend? It was delicious.
Yunbi: Junsu told me about it. And I'm sure it was.
Yunbi: Why did you tell Jaejoong that Kang Daeshim was a friend of yours when you just told me you're not close?
Maximini: Not a yes or no question
Yunbi: Are you and Daeshim in a dispute about something?
Maximini: You could say that.
Maximini: Has Jaejoong ever cooked for you?
Yunbi: No.
Yunbi: Are you nice to Daeshim?
Maximini: Gentle like a kitten.
Maximini: Did Jaejoong tell you we're friends now? Good friends.
Yunbi: He might have mentioned it.
Yunbi: Have you ever provoked Daeshim in any way?
Maximini: Dammit, why are you blaming me for this shit?
Yunbi: Is that your answer?
Maximini: ...
Maximini: No. I haven't done anything.
Maximini: Do you know why I hate you?
Yunbi: I have Jaejoong.
Yunbi: Is Daeshim nice to you?
Maximini: Your answer is only half correct. No merit for that, though. And Daeshim treats me like an angel, thank you.
Maximini: Ever been alone in a crowded room?
Yunbi: ...Not really.
Yunbi: Is there any reason why Daeshim might not like you?
Maximini: Who knows?
Yunbi: That's a shitty answer.
Maximini: Deal with it. It's the truth.
Maximini: Ever lose a race because there was a rock in your way?
Yunbi: I don't know. Maybe.
Yunbi: Are you having problems with any other kids in school?
Maximini: I'm not the one with the problem.
Maximini: Ever had the guy in front of you take the last piece of kimbap?
Yunbi: Probably.
Yunbi: Do you like going to school?
Maximini: Sure. Hell's fun.
Maximini: Ever been too something?
Yunbi: What does that mean?
Maximini: Too smart. Too tall. Too quiet. Too different.
Yunbi: Not really.
Yunbi: Do you need help?
Maximini: No.
Maximini: Ever wake up and stare at the ceiling wondering why the hell all this shit happens to you when none of it's your fault? Why do you deserve it? Why you?
Yunbi: ...
Yunbi: Do you need help?
Maximini: You didn't answer my question, dammit. Because you don't know. You'll never know. You're perfect class president Jung Yunho and you'll never truly understand what it feels like to wake up every morning knowing you're gonna get tripped in the hallway on purpose and never knowing why.
Kibum: Yunho...
Yunbi: ...
Yunbi: He hasn't answered my question yet.
Maximini: I just fucking told you no.
Yunbi: I said to answer all my questions honestly.
Maximini: ...
Kibum: Yunho...
Yunbi: ...
Yunbi: He needs help.
Kibum: I'm helping.
Yunbi: I know... Thanks.
Maximini: The fuck are you thanking him for? You're only here because your boyfriend forced you. Jaejoong's the one who cares. Don't pretend to give a shit. I've got enough shit to deal with without yours.
Yunbi: ...
Yunbi: Well if you won't let me help, then will you listen to some advice?
Maximini: No.
Kibum: ...
Yunbi: When you're up against pure muscle, speed is probably all you've got.
Maximini: ...What?
Yunbi: Think four steps ahead of whoever's in front of you and be fast. Whether it's a giant no-neck with aggression issues or a pack of twerps waiting to steal your book bag.
Maximini: ...
Maximini: What if I'm surrounded?
Yunbi: Play dead.
Maximini: Wtf??
Kibum: ???
Yunbi: Hey, no one's gonna want to mess with a kid who just randomly passed out on the ground. Give it a try.
Maximini: ...
Maximini: What if it doesn't work?
Yunbi: Umm...
Maximini: All out of ideas, huh?
Yunbi: Say you know the senior class president. See what happens.
Maximini: ...
Maximini: Ha! And what? Tell them I know someone bigger and better than them who'd be more than happy to beat the pulp out of me instead? Yeah, that'll be fun.
Yunbi: If it makes them go away knowing your misery will be taken care of by someone else, then go for it.
Maximini: Funny.
Yunbi: I thought it was.
Maximini: Well it wasn't.
Yunbi: Haha.
Maximini: =_=
Kibum: ....
Maximini: No, you're not relieved of your protecting duties!
Kibum: !!!
Maximini: Yeah, well you're a mediocre shield!
Kibum: -.-
Maximini: Pout all you want, Shield of Mediocrity.
***Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: Yo
Maximini: Yoochun!
Chunderful: Yo yo~
Yunbi: Did Joongie...?
Chunderful: Yep. He wanted me to see if you guys were cyber-choking each other yet. Any carnage?
Yunbi: Not yet.
Maximini: Yunho's just lucky my shield's too sub-average to shoot lasers through his eyes.
Kibum: !!!!
Maximini: xP
Chunderful: Sounds lovely~ Just don't tell your brother I'm speaking to you of my own free will >.>
Maximini: Eh. No problem.
Chunderful: Yesh~
Chunderful: Hey, Min, you alright?
Maximini: ...
Maximini: Oh no. Yunho sent in his own back up!! We're being attacked on all sides!
Kibum: ???
Yunbi: Back up??
Chunderful: Eh?
Maximini: Kibum, to your battle station! Initiate super awesome escape formation 6B12!!
Kibum: ???!!
***Maximini has signed out
Kibum: ...
Kibum: Damn idiot
***Kibum has signed out
Chunderful: .........What just happened?
Yunbi: .........It's Junsu's brother....
Chunderful: That explains so much x_x
***Jaesicle has signed in
Jaesicle: Hellllloooooooo my loveliez~<3333
Yunbi: Joongie~
Jaesicle: Yunnie~<3333
Chunderful: Someone please stab me =_=
Jaesicle: How did it go, Yunnie bear?
Yunbi: Perfect, Jaejoongie
Jaesicle: Omona~~~~ It seems like forever since I've heard your wonderful voice <3333
Yunbi: We talked on the phone only 20 minutes ago, Joongie <3
Jaesicle: Oh, but 20 minutes feels like eternity! T.T
Yunbi: But we're together now
Jaesicle: Thank heavens for this blessing ;]
Chunderful: *pukes* Excuse me. Ahem.
Jaesicle: I don't know if I'm going to be able to sleep tonight, YunYun. I'll be tossing and turning with a picture of your beautiful face stuck in my head all night. *sighz*
Yunbi: If only I could have you in my arms one more time before you shut your eyes for the night
Chunderful: Whoa. I thought for a second I had heartburn. But it's only burning irritation of Jaeho love. *cough* I think I'll take some antacid anyway.
Jaesicle: *squee* >///< If only, Yunnie muffin. If only~
Chunderful: I'll never eat muffins again.
Yunbi: So how about it?
Chunderful: Speaking of muffins, you should start baking birthday muffins, Jaejoong.
Jaesicle: Omo! Whatever do you mean, Yunnie? ^.^
Chunderful: Junsu likes muffins. But not as much as cake. He likes cake. Not too picky.
Yunbi: My dad finished all the repairs on my car. He even added air fresheners. I can take you out if you want.
Chunderful: Yep, his birthday's coming up. Wooo! Time to go birthday present shopping, yo~ I'm already working on mine. What about you guys?
Jaesicle: Omoooo! On a date?! Oh, of course, Yunnie! When shall we go? I'm free tomorrow night.
Chunderful: *cough* You guys better start thinking about your presents. Junsu doesn't take last minute, half-assed gifts lightly. It's on the 15th, you know. The 15th.
Yunbi: I'm free tonight. Pick you up at 7?
Chunderful: Hello? =_=
Jaesicle: Ooooh! So assertive~ ;D How about you come over right now? I'll have freshened up by the time you get here, baby~
Chunderful: Is anything I'm typing getting through to you airheads???
Yunbi: I'll fly through all the speed limits all the way to your place~
Chunderful: SURPRISE!! It's gonna be a surprise party!! And you guys are invited! Yaaay! HELLO?!?!?!
Jaesicle: I'll be waiting, my Yunnie~ ;DD
Yunbi: <3
Jaesicle: *smoochies*
***Jaesicle has signed out
***Yunbi has signed out
Chunderful: ........
Chunderful: I really need to rethink my pool of friends... >.>
***Chunderful has signed out
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