Title: Dictionary Jae
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: I own...um...Jaejoong's pencil! 8D In my daydreams~<3
Pairing: Yunjae
Length: Drabble series (100 wordz each)
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: A lil language, some sexual frustration xD
Summary: Is Jaejoong explaining a concept or complaining about Yunho? xD
1 - Libido ||
2 - Salutation ||
3 - Disparage ||
4 - Somnolent ||
5 - Chimera ||
6 - Chinois ||
7 - Cacophobia ||
8 - Insinuate ||
9 - Defenestration ||
10 - Gymnophoria ||
11 - Hamartithia ||
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Cleptobiosis
"Yo!”
“Hey, baby.”
“What's 'cleptobiosis?'”
“Well, Yunho, 'cleptobiosis' usually refers to food, but I'll apply it to my life instead to get the message across comprehensively.”
“Okay, but--”
“Remember that one time we planned a wonderful evening together at home with my cooking, anything you requested to eat, a little sultry ambiance, lavender candles and R&B music tinkling in our bedroom? Then Junsu called whining about how Yoochun was “dying” when for Junsu, “dying” usually means “ignoring me” and then you left me to go perform CPR? Clepotobiosis.”
“Oh.”
Let's Learn More!---------------------
**Note: Actual definition of "cleptobiosis": an ecological relationship in which members of one species steal food from another.
--Defintion provided by the internet. xD
--Word donated by
nyappynaitomea . Thank you for helping Yunho to realize he needs to pay more attention to Jaejoong. xD
--I'm on a role with this fic. 8D I've just written the next 3 chapters. Keep the word suggestions coming! I'll use them on a first come, first serve basis. They're all.....quite interesting xD
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