Hookups and Emoticons [6]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?), HyukSu, Yunjae, Jaemin, KiMin, HanSiChul
Length: [6/?]
Genre: crack, romance
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warning: Some language, some mentions of smex, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas ||
A contest will start this weekend in meh community dbkrackweens 8D Anyone is welcome to participate. Writers, readers, voters...let's make this world a Dong Bangier place~<3
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Chapter 6: Yougurt and Golden Sexy
Saturday, November 7, 3:02PM
***YumYunYum has signed in
***Chunderful has signed in
YumYunYum: Why are we doing this?
Chunderful: Cuz Junsu said. Now keep quiet while you're in Junsu's parents' room. Junsu's dad doesn't like anyone using his laptop.
YumYunYum: But it doesn't make sense to use two laptops in one house to chat....in the same house. What's the point?
Chunderful: Shut up, Yunho and do what I sayz!! D< It's not like I've got any more laptops in this house. We're POOR unlike YOU!
YumYunYum: Was that Junsu....?
Chunderful: Yeah. He won't quit breathing over my shoulder
Chunderful: SHUT UP, YOOCHUN! IT'S MY LAPTOP SO DEAL WITH IT!!
YumYunYum: You realize you didn't have to type that to Yoochun if he's sitting right next to you in your room.....
Chunderful: SHUTAKF;DS
Chunderful: I have now forcefully apprehended the laptop from the freak. Shall we begin?
YumYunYum: What are we starting? No one has been telling me anything since it took practically a century for you to follow my directions on the phone and find my house and get over to Junsu's house so he could give me a Yunho Makeover and do my nails
YumYunYum: Why did I need a base coat, anyway? The color looks fine without it
Chunderful: Junsu says just deal with it and shut your smelly mouth
Chunderful: Now I say sit tight for a while. Jaejoong's text said he'd finish watching Kim Sam Soon before he got online
YumYunYum: ...Why can't I just talk to him on the phone?
Chunderful: CUZ IT'S NOT AS COOL, SO SHUT UP!
Chunderful: Sorry. He's fast. But don't worry. I'll sit on him so he doesn't act like an idiot when Jae logs on
YumYunYum: Thanks.
YumYunYum: Can I ask a question?
Chunderful: Yep. Thanks for your question.
YumYunYum: Not that one. This one
Chunderful: That wasn't a question....
YumYunYum: No!
YumYunYum: I'm just wondering why you're logged in instead of Junsu. It's his house and laptop so I figured it'd be logical if we just let Junsu log on. Plus, he'd be a lot more calm if he could participate more directly......
Chunderful: Cuz I'VE been best friends with Jaejoong for a long time, meaning the meeting will be more natural. And he doesn't know we're all in the same house watching this conversation.
Chunderful: And Junsu told me to tell you to stop thinking so much
Chunderful: And shut up
Chunderful: End quote
YumYunYum: Oh. Thanks.
***Jaesicle has signed in
Jaesicle: CHUUUUUUNIIIIEEEEEEEEEE<33333333333333333333
Chunderful: Yo~
Jaesicle: Omehgah, Chun, you are SO missing out by never watching TV. Kim Sam Soon is the BEST<3333
Chunderful: Oh really? What happened?
Jaesicle: Omgah~ They just made out in a public bathroom. It's just so absurd and incredible at the same time!
Chunderful: Mmmmmm....did you listen to that CD I burned for you?
Jaesicle: Chunface, honey, don't ask me questions about TV shows if you don't really care. And of course I listened to that CD filled with your absolute awesomeness taste in music~<3
Chunderful: I do have awesomeness taste in music. Thanks for agreeing~
Jaesicle: You realize there's music on TV, too, right? Like the theme song for Kim Sam Soon. Sooooo amazing<3
Chunderful: Mmm. Who is it?
Jaesicle: Clazziquai, babe. You could discover so much more music if you just turned on your TV every now and then, Chunnie.
Chunderful: Or I could just listen to you rant and then look for the songs whenever I feel like~
Jaesicle: Ugh. So lazy~<3
Chunderful: WhytheCRAPareyoujustsittingthereLURKINGYunnie????? D< Get in there and RAPE!
Chunderful: Sorry. I couldn't stop him. I tried...
Jaesicle: Whoa, Chunnie~ Why the random spazz???
YumYunYum: Um, hey
Jaesicle: Oh! A visitor!
Jaesicle: Chunface, are you hiding more sweet friends from me~?
Chunderful: Oh, sure, sure. This is Yunho. Yunho, Jaejoong.
Jaesicle: Omo! Not the same Yunho as in Jung Yunho, president of our class, Yunho
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Yunho...would you like to confirm my friend's theory?
Chunderful: About your identity...
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: Oh, goodness. Maybe he went to get something to eat
Chunderful: No. I think. That's. IMPOSSIBLE. Right, Yunho.....?
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Yunho...?
Chunderful: *cough*
Chunderful: You have to be more forceful, Yoochun. *ahem* YUNHO WAKE YOUR ASS UP!!!! D8<
Chunderful: ...Sorry about that, Jae. I...burped...on my keyboard...and accidentally typed strange things...
Jaesicle: That doesn't make any sense, Chunnie but I do think your friend just went AWOL
Chunderful: No way. I'll send Junsu to check downstairs to see if he's alive
Jaesicle: Pardon me?
Chunderful: UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Chunderful: What I meant to say was....
Chunderful: JAE! I'm sure you're looking beautiful as ever right now, huh? Huh?
Jaesicle: Oh, yeah, honey. I just colored my hair
Chunderful: Again? How does it look now?
Jaesicle: I went blond~
Chunderful: Again??
Jaesicle: Yeah, yeah. <3 It's less blond than last time, though~
Jaesicle: I call it golden sexy
YumYunYum: I bet it looks AMAZING
Jaesicle: You're friend is back, Chunnie!
Chunderful: Bout time...
Jaesicle: So what happened, President Jung? Lol. Did you leave to get an oh-so-delicious sandwich? <3
YumYunYum: I bet your hair would feel wonderful wrapped around my fingers
Jaesicle: Um, I'm pretty sure it would
YumYunYum: Wait! No! I didn't mean to say it like that. I meant, um, just that your hair would probably look good in any color
Jaesicle: Oh, thanks~ Such a compliment to receive from my class president
YumYunYum: The color of gold, the color of dirt, the color of my dog's fur, the color of my eyelashes, the color of jello, the color of the sky, the color of my pants.
Jaesicle: That's...interesting...
Chunderful: ............?!!???!
Chunderful: Hey, Yunho, why don't you tell my friend Jae a little about yourself???
YumYunYum: I'm class president
Jaesicle: Lol. Honey, most people in our class know that
Chunderful: ...I didn't...
YumYunYum: I'm class president of our class
Jaesicle: Uh-huh~
YumYunYum: But it's really hard to do my job when Jaejoong walks into the room
Chunderful: SO YUNHO, tell me about your AFTER SCHOOL LIFE...
YumYunYum: Like, once I was trying to help the chemistry club with some project and then Jaejoong walked in looking for his jacket and I dropped a tube of hydrochloric acid on Yesung's arm.
Chunderful: *cough*cough*
Jaesicle: Oh! That's really dangerous. I apologize if I caused any permanent damage. Is Yesung alright?
YumYunYum: He had to stay home for a while after his skin peeled off but that's nothing compared to the way your pants hit just below your hips
Chunderful: *cough*cough*cough*cough*COUGH*
Jaesicle: Oh... Was I violating the dress code or something?? I didn't know our school paid much attention to our uniforms
YumYunYum: Oh, it doesn't but the way you wear clothes should be illegal
Chunderful: *cough*cough*cough*shutup*cough*cough*cough*cough*
Jaesicle: Well, I didn't know that I was so offensive...
YumYunYum: No, not offensive. Just distracting.
Chunderful: *COUGH*COUGH*COUGH*YUNHO*COUGH*NO*COUGH*
Jaesicle: Distracting? How so?
YumYunYum: Um, I dunno...like I could die any second....?
Jaesicle: ...Well, I apologize for any future complications I may cause you by existing in your presence.
YumYunYum: No, no, no! Nothing like that!
Jaesicle: What are you getting at, honey?
Chunderful: *cough*cough*COUGH*COUGH*WHYYUNHOWHY????*COUGH*IDIOT*COUGH*COUGH*STUPIDIDIOT*SHUTUP*COUGH*COUGH*cough*
YumYunYum: Damn it. Why'd you have to add 'honey' at the end of that sentence? It's just so you. I feel like I'm losing my mind again.
Jaesicle: So you want me to change the way I express myself in front of you, too?
YumYunYum: PLEASE DONT
Jaesicle: I don't understand
YumYunYum: Me neither
Jaesicle: You're a lot more confusing in person than you seem while fulfilling your presidential duties...
YumYunYum: I blame you
Jaesicle: Excuse me...?
YumYunYum: No wait! That's not what I meant!
Chunderful: *COUGH**COUGH**COUGH*****COOOOOUGH*COUGH**COUGH*COU
Chunderful: a;efioakjaljdf
Chunderful: adq;
Chunderful: aj;dkfjnvknriewjrvn
Chunderful: aj;kljf;jDIOa;dfjklakvnnajf
Chunderful: Nooooooooo
Chunderful: a;d
Chunderful: YUNHO! D8< STOP BEING A FUCKING IDIOT! I WILL COME DOWNSTAIRS AND STAB YOU IN THE HEAD WITH MY MOM'S MASCARA!!! *RAWR*
Jaesicle: Yoochun, what on earth is wrong with you? Are both of you smoking something? Chun, I TOLD you how I feel about that. And I certainly never expected Jung Yunho to do such a thing
YumYunYum: No, no! Of course I'm not smoking anything. Really.
Jaesicle: So you're not high? At all?
YumYunYum: No...
Chunderful: Yeah! :D Go, Yunnie~
YumYunYum: Just high off of you
Chunderful: x.x
Jaesicle: I'm not sure where you're going with this, Yunho, but I think I'd better get offline now.
YumYunYum: No no no!! Please no! Wait!
Chunderful: I'll eat your eyebawls, YUNNIE! D8< You ruined it! It's all your fault! He'll never talk to you again now because you're acting like a psycho FREEEEEK! Why didn't you just do what I said and simply RAPE!?!?!?!!
YumYunYum: ....Where's....the other one....?
Chunderful: I'm sitting on him ;D
YumYunYum: ...Well can you release him? I'm bombing here and you're not helping.
Chunderful: *gasp* D: Mean!
Jaesicle: Look, honey, I don't know what you're talking about but don't ask me to come online again if you're going to play these kinds of pranks, Yoochun
Chunderful: Yeah, Chun. D< What kind of prank is this?
Chunderful: I mean... o.o
Chunderful: It's not a prank! :D It's love
Jaesicle: What??
Chunderful: Do I have to spell it out for you~? ;D
Chunderful: Y
Chunderful: U
Chunderful: N
Chunderful: H
Chunderful: O
Chunderful: Is in
Chunderful: L
Chunderful: O
Chunderful: V
Chunderful: E
Chunderful: With
Chunderful: Y
Chunderful: O
YumYunYum: !!!!
Chunderful: U
Chunderful; Awwww you ruined it! D<
YumYunYum: Gurt
Chunderful: o.o"
Jaesicle: What on earth are you people talking about????
YumYunYum: Yougurt.
YumYunYum: I love yougurt. Yunho loves yougurt.
Chunderful: Hey! D< That's not what I meant!
Jaesicle: ...That's not even how you spell 'yogurt'
YumYunYum: Sorry, sorry. Yogurt. I just love it. Love it so much that I don't even care that Junsu spelled it wrong
Chunderful: Did not! D<
Jaesicle: ...Junsu...?
Chunderful: O.O
Chunderful: HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Chunderful: You're so funny, Yunnie~ Calling me, PARK YOOCHUN, by Junsu's name because I remind you so much of that lovely, awesome fellow :D
Chunderful: Junsu is smart
Chunderful: Genius Junsu
Chunderful: He can spell 'yogurt' however he would like
Chunderful: yougurt~
Jaesicle: This is weird. And that's saying a lot coming from the Jae...
Chunderful: Yeah, but you're weird in an awesome way~ ;D
Jaesicle: Why, thanks, Chunface~ <3333 You're being awfully friendly today. Is it to make up for this disaster you've put me through....????
Chunderful: Oh, no, no no! I've just been hanging out around Junsu more often, so I'm becoming more of a charming, likeable human being~ ;D
YumYunYum: Disaster... So...I'm the disaster....?
Jaesicle: Babe, I wouldn't actually call this meeting a dream come true
Chunderful: O.O Noes!
Chunderful: Um, um, um Yunho! You're NOT a disaster!
Chunderful: He's not a disaster. ;D
Chunderful: He's quite handsome. ;D
Chunderful: And wonderful~
Jaesicle: Being good looking doesn't mean everything
Chunderful: Gah! T.T So harsh!
Jaesicle: I tell it like it is, honey
Chunderful: But you agree that he's good looking.... >D
Jaesicle: Well, of course. No human could look at Jung Yunho and say he's not attractive
Chunderful: Attractive.... So are you attracted....? ;D
Jaesicle: Chunnie, baby, where EVER did you get that idea?
Chunderful: Well...
Chunderful: Yunho help me out here! D8
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Yunho....? o.o"
Jaesicle: *sigh* Maybe he went to go get another sandwich. Maybe if he's got his hands busy he won't type anymore
Chunderful: Ouch. O.O
Chunderful: YUNHO D8<
Chunderful: a;ldfsfjkal;fodjka
Chunderful: ak;dlfekafjer;ifja
Chunderful: D8< nooooooo! He's returning!!!!!!
Chunderful: ja;lfkjaw;ekjfl;kewjfl;wkf
Chunderful: Stop resisting! D8< It's MY laptop!
Jaesicle: What the........
Chunderful: s;flakfaldsal;fdkjl
Chunderful: I will be a part of this in some way!!!!! DDDDD8< AD;lakdfja;lkfeiw;jfl
Chunderful: ;KFGJA;KLFJA;LKJFALK
Chunderful: Hey, Jae. Sup?
Jaesicle: ...I'm leaving
Chunderful: No! No! I told you, man. I just burped.
Jaesicle: And you are still making very little sense. Look, Chunnie, I love you and all but there's only so much of this nonsense that I can take
YumYunYum: WAIT, SEXY!!! 8D
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: I may be mistaken but are you referring to ME??
YumYunYum: Damn right, beautiful~ ;D
Chunderful: ...Idiot....The duckbutt escaped downstairs....
Chunderful: So, YUNHO, are you feeling BETTER now?
YumYunYum: Oh, yessssss, dear friend Yoochun who is so NOT as awesome and smart as Kim Junsu ;D
Chunderful: Just a question YUNHO. What...did you do with....him?
YumYunYum: Ahem. He's simply standing behind me and complaining in my ear. Hmph. He's not quite as uncooperative as YOU! D8<
Chunderful: .....You're using a lot of scary face today
YumYunYum: *RAWR* D8<
Jaesicle: This is MUCH too bizzare for me, honey. I NEED to get me some cyber fresh air.
YumYunYum: How bout some cyber sex with meh~ ;D
Chunderful: Dear lord...
Jaesicle: Dear lord! No need to be so darn ABRASIVE!
YumYunYum: Oh, noes, honey. I'm not abrasive. Just wanna EMBRACE you~ In meh arms~<3
Chunderful: *cough* Um....BAMBI. Like...REAL BAMBI. If you're reading this over "YUNHO'S" shoulder...then heed my warning: Choke him before he does irreversible damage
Jaesicle: I'm dead serious right now, Chun. This is NOT NOT NOT funny. I'm logging out
Chunderful: No!
YumYunYum: No, babeh~ ;D
Jaesicle: Ugh! You've both got one about one message to say what you want to me and then I'm going over to Heechul's house. And don't bother texting me for the next 24 hours, Chun.
Chunderful: Okay, okay. Wait, Jae. Just.....hear him out............................... *prays*
YumYunYum: Oh, sexay. ;D Every time I see your wonderful dark, luscious locks fall over those deep and lusty eyes, all I can think about is the original sin. And the original sin is you. <3 You are like skies, so wide and deep and full of sexy. <3 You are my star~ My angel. My demon. My heaven. My heavenly hell~ You know you be working it in them jeans you wear over that perfect little ass of yours so perfectly. Work it, boy. Work. It. <3
Jaesicle: ...
Chunderful: God please kill me now. Please just stab me in the face right now.
Jaesicle: I'm blond now
Chunderful: ...Huh?
YumYunYum: Huh? o.o
Jaesicle: In your description of me. My luscious locks aren't dark anymore. I dyed my hair blond today.
YumYunYum: Ooooh, Yun thinks that's yummy~ ;DDD
Jaesicle: ...
Chunderful: What. The fuck?
Jaesicle: Chunnie.
Chunderful: Me????
Jaesicle: Yes, you, baby, and only you~<3 You have Yunho's number, right?
Chunderful: I...maybe
Jaesicle: Give him mine.
Jaesicle: And Yunho?
YumYunYum: Yes, baby honey of lusciousness? <333333
Jaesicle: Be sure to call me by the time this weekend is over. I want to have heard your voice many times by the time the first morning bell rings at school next week. And I want to hear even more of it in my ear after Monday.
YumYunYum: Mmmmm. Sounds so tasty, Oh Wonderful~
Jaesicle: <3
Jaesicle: Chun, I'll text you after I leave Heechul's house today, kay, baby?
***Jaesicle has signed out
Chunderful: ....................
YumYunYum: I knowz you love meh >D
Chunderful: That was.......
YumYunYum: Amazing~
Chunderful: Weird
YumYunYum: D<
YumYunYum: You just don't appreciate good flirting
Chunderful: I wouldn't call that flirting, Junsu. I...I don't know what to call that. But I can't believe Jae bought it
YumYunYum: You just don't know how to flirt, Chun~ Once you know what kind of flirting works with different people, you practically know their entire life stories. So, technically, since my flirting worked on Jaejoong, I know him better than you do. xP
Chunderful: Shut up. I still don't acknowledge that as flirting.
YumYunYum: Psssh. Shut up, VIRGIN! XP I know what I'm talking about. I do it all the time<3
Chunderful: I keep telling you HYUKJAE DOESN'T COUNT
YumYunYum: Hyukjae's not the only one I've practiced on xP
Chunderful: Psssssht. Like who? Yunho?
YumYunYum: ......
YumYunYum: Um...not Yunho.
Chunderful: Then who?
YumYunYum: ....No one.
Chunderful: Idiot. Now you're just lying to me
YumYunYum: ...Am not. I can flirt. Pretty well, actually...
Chunderful: But you don't flirt like a normal human being. xP
Chunderful: Hey, Yunho? You still lurking behind Junsu? You satisfied now?
YumYunYum: Ow. He just hugged the crap out of me. I think he's headed upstairs now to hug-rape you.
Chunderful: ....I really don't know why you called him manly
YumYunYum: HE IS! D<
YumYunYum: Just cuz a man adores Bambi does not mean
YumYunYum: O.O
YumYunYum: CRAP. DAD'S COMING!
YumYunYum: Help!!!! D8
Chunderful: Nope. Can't. Yunho's hug-raping me. Like a really MANLY MAN.
YumYunYum: YOU ASSHOLE! DDDD<
YumYunYum: YOU KNOW HE'LL KILL ME FOR BEING IN HIS ROOM ON HIS LAPTOP!
YumYunYum: HELLLLLLLPPPPPPP MEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOC
***YumYunYum has signed out
Chunderful: Whoops. I can hear the shouting downstairs. I think I'll just stay up here in Junsu's room and go through his closet with meh new manly friend Yunho~
***Chunderful has signed out
Chapter 7
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Newly formed Yunjae would appreciate your comments~<3
And....*cough* That wasn't Yunho flirting in the end...*hint*hint*cough* xD
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