Hookups and Emoticons [4]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?), HyukSu, Yunjae, Jaemin, KiMin, HanSiChul
Length: [4/?]
Genre: crack, romance
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warning: Some language, some mentions of smex, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi ||
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Chapter 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods
Friday, November 6, 6:38PM
*** SUnny has signed in
SUnny: Man, I really did wake up this morning sore >.<
SUnny: Still hurts
SUnny: But Hyukjae hurt meh good~
SUnny: I'm glad mom and dad are about as deaf as grandpa
SUnny: ...My parents are old...
*** Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: Heyz~
SUnny: Omg. WHERE IS HE????
Chunderful: OMG. WHO????
SUnny: Your friend Whosamahwhatzit
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Oh, Jaejoong? The guy I had hot phone sex with last night?
SUnny: Psh. You did not. xP
Chunderful: Did too. It was hot
SUnny: LIAR~
Chunderful: Whatever. So how was Hyukjae?
SUnny: I already told you this morning~
Chunderful: Yeah, but aren't you just dying to tell me again? Just get it over with
SUnny: Mmmmmm okay!
SUnny: He's so hot~
SUnny: The first thing he did when he came in the house was kiss me
SUnny: Hard
SUnny: Mom was in the kitchen right down the hall so it was really bold of him but we do even bolder things in my room
SUnny: I'm kinda glad that my room is upstairs but mom and dad wouldn't have heard it even if we were one room away.
SUnny: The only problem is the possibility of them walking in. You know dad hasn't fixed the lock on my door yet
Chunderful: Fascinating
SUnny: Yeah! And we tried a new position~
Chunderful: Mm-hm
SUnny: ...Are you sure you want to hear my sex-capades? It's kinda graphic...
Chunderful: Are you sure you want to stop boasting about your sex life? I know you. Just get it over with
SUnny: ...=.=
SUnny: You're right! xD
SUnny: So my butt was up in the air with my face pressed into the mattress and he was standing above me
SUnny: This is when it gets fun
SUnny: It's the perfect angle.
SUnny: I'll call it the angle of bliss~
*** Jaesicle has signed in
Chunderful: Thank you, Jae...
Jaesicle: The Jae is heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere!
Chunderful: Heh heh. Yeah, yeah~
Jaesicle: So where's this smexy brotha of yourz???
Chunderful: I never said smexy...
Jaesicle: Oh, any friend of yours has GOT to be SMEXICLES~ Just look at meeeeeeee. Where is he, babe???
SUnny: Me! :D
Jaesicle: OMG! I'm Jaejoong, Yoochun's friend! Nice to finally meet you Junsu~<33333
SUnny: He knows meh name :D
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: Oh, Chunnie talks about you ALL. THE. TIME. It's like an iPod on constant Junsu repeat. Aha!
SUnny: I have that effect on people~ ;D
Jaesicle: Ooooooooooh. I likez him already, Chunnie~~~~<3
Chunderful: You are really unnecessary....
Jaesicle: You lovez me this way, Chunface~<3
SUnny: WHERE do you come up with those names??? Chunnie? Chunface? I've only ever called him Chun. o.o
Jaesicle: Baby, when you put your mind to Yoochun, you can do anything. Just try it ;]
SUnny: Hmmmm...I'm going to put my mind to you, Yoochun. Do you mind?
Chunderful: Do I have a choice?
SUnny: OMG! I just thought of the perfect nickname!
SUnny: Chunderful! Like Chun and Wonderful! :D
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: That's soooooo epical babe. Stick with itz!
SUnny: I willz!
Jaesicle: Omg! I LOVE you!
SUnny: I LOVE you more!!
SUnny: Chunderful, you're so selfish. Where have you been keeping this man???? D:
Jaesicle: Oh, Susu, babe, Chunnie doesn't like to share me. ;D
SUnny: Ha! Same with meh! <333
Jaesicle: Selfish Chun~<33333
SUnny: <33333
Jaesicle: <33333333333
Chunderful: STOP IT!
Jaesicle: Oh, there's that temper of hiz. Awwww, Chunnie~ *patpat*
SUnny: Hehe. Like a puppy! *patpatcuddle*
Jaesicle: *feeds him puppy chow*
SUnny: AWWWZ! T.T Your so CUTE Chunnie!!!!!
*** Chunderful has signed out
Jaesicle: How come I don't have any classes with you??? We would've hit it off like IMMEDIATELY
SUnny: I knowz, right?! The friend gods must hate meh TT.TT
Jaesicle: Susu, babe, NO ONE could hate you<3
SUnny: Really? :'D
SUnny: Oh, wait. You're in my math class. o.o"
Jaesicle: Reallyz??? Where???
SUnny: I sit in the front with Hyukjae and Sungmin and you sit in the back with Heechul, Siwon and Hankyung.
Jaesicle: Oh. My. Goodlawdz. Did you see the DRAMA on Wednesday?????
SUnny: It was all I could talk to Yoochun about!!!
Jaesicle: Oh, I just knew something was going to blow between those three. The sexual tension has just been EATING US ALIVE
SUnny: Forrealz??? This has been going on for a while??
Jaesicle: Well, nobody was like, ya know, MAKING OUT WITH EACH OTHER and THROWING PENCILS and FIGHTING and stuff, but yeah. For a LONG time.
SUnny: Psh. I still can't believe Jiyong thought Heechul looked like CL....PUAHAHAHAHA!
Jaesicle: OMO! I. KNOWZZZZZZZZZ! xD
Jaesicle: I keep telling him to cut his hair but NOOOOOOOOOO
SUnny: Omg, I bet CL was MAD when she heard
Jaesicle: Oh, baby. No one has heard from Jiyong in DAYS.
Jaesicle: He was an idiot!
SUnny: I knowz! :o
Jaesicle: And CL is FIIIIIINE! How DARE he confuse Heechul's raggedy head for CL's FAB.U.LOUS.NESS?????
SUnny: I would KILLLLLLZ him!!!!! xO
SUnny: Wait...You think CL is fiiiiiiiine.......so...you're not gay??? T.T
Jaesicle: What? Of course I am. Why ever would you think that?? TT.TT
SUnny: Oh....good....>D
Jaesicle: Susu, honey, are you hitting on meh? ;D
SUnny: You wishlez! ;DD
Jaesicle: LOOOOL! Cuz I'm totally lovin you as a new BFF, my Susu~<3
SUnny: Omg! <3
SUnny: And I'm lovin how you call me Susu. Chun doesn't even call me that! Just Su.
SUnny: *Chunnie ;D
Jaesicle: Well, honey, Chunnie isn't that imaginative. We leave that subject to MWAH!
SUnny: Omg! French!
Jaesicle: I took it freshman year~
SUnny: Omgggg! Where WERE you all my high school life????? I took Chinese my first year
Jaesicle: Omg, lucky! I only took the French class cuz Chinese was full and Kangin was in the Japanese class. xP
SUnny: You don't like Kangin? o.o
Jaesicle: UGH! I don't hate him or nothing, but we just don't klick very well, ya know?
SUnny: I knowz n.n
Jaesicle: Not like us~
SUnny: I knowz!!!! <3
*** Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: Does anyone care to tell me why the FUCK no one sent me 1 BILLION texts begging me to come back to the chatroom after I left??????????????????????
SUnny: Chunnie, you left? o.o
Jaesicle: Well, why'd you leave? You told me to log on because we had somethin to DISCUSS, babe!
SUnny: You make meh sad. T.T You're not focusing on zeh mission!
Chunderful: ......
SUnny: :D
Jaesicle: ;D
Chunderful: Whatever. Let's get this over with,
Chunderful: Jae, you don't have a boyfriend, right?
Jaesicle: Single as poor Bambi after Mama and Papa deer died~
Chunderful: Good, then y
Chunderful: Wait.....WHAT?
SUnny: O.M.G.
SUnny: You're perfect!!!! 8D
Jaesicle: Omo...why did everyone get so STRANGE right nowz?!?!
Chunderful: You...you never told me you were a Bambi fan.....
Jaesicle: ChunChun, baby, I don't have to TELL you something so OBVIOUS. Everyone likes Bambi.
SUnny: I like Bambi! <3
Jaesicle: Babe, we are SO perfect for each other~
Chunderful: YOU ARE NOT DATING JUNSU
Jaesicle: Sweet cakes, I never said I was. We can't be perfect for each other without DATING?????
SUnny: Yeah, Chunnie. ;D Don't be so old fashioned~
Chunderful: I never should've introduced you two...
SUnny: *gasp* T.T But that was the whole point of the this chat conference. I had to meet Jaejoong so our mission could go smoothly~
Jaesicle: Yeah yeah. <33 And about this mission, babes, no one has told me what I'm supposed to be doing, yet.
SUnny: You don't have to do anything. ;D Just keep being your sexy self~
Chunderful: STOP FLIRTING
SUnny: I told you I could flirt~
Jaesicle: And he's gooooood at it, too~
SUnny: Why thank you~ ;D
Chunderful: I know....
Chunderful: Okay okay! Whatever! You've met! Now log off, Jae, so I can talk to Junsu alone
Jaesicle: Ugh! Now that's just RUDE Park Yoochun.
SUnny: RUDE! D:
Jaesicle: You just shove me offline so you can have cybersex with your bestestest friend evah?? Now I feel unwanted D':
SUnny: NOOOOES! I want you, Jae~
Chunderful: STOP WANTING EACH OTHER!
Jaesicle: Ugh! D:<
SUnny: Ugh! D:<
Chunderful: Okay! Don't give me that look...emoticon....whatever.
SUnny: Hmph!
SUnny: So what did you want to tell meh alone~?
Chunderful: Nothing. I just wanted to
Jaesicle: Soz you don't want meh anymore??? Evah?
Chunderful: That's not what I said! I just haven't really talked to Su in a while.
SUnny: I talked to you at school! D<
Chunderful: And what??? I can't talk to you now, too?!?!
SUnny: Then talk with Jae, too~ He's fun!
Jaesicle: Hear that? I'm fun~ ;D
Chunderful: WHATEVER.
Chunderful: So, Junsu...
Chunderful; How did your SEX-CAPADES with Hyukjae go??????
SUnny: *gasp* Dude!!!! D8
Jaesicle: Ooooooooooooooooh! Sounds juicy!!! I know I've seen you around a few times with that Hyukjae guy but I didn't knowz you two were going out????
SUnny: Oh, we're not. ;D
Chunderful: Huh? Yes you are
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Well...what I mean is....
SUnny: Well, yeah, but it feels more...special than that....or something like that...
Chunderful: Psh. Such a sap
SUnny: ...
Jaesicle: Don't be offended when I ask cuz I just feel like we've known each other for YEARS now, but WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR HYUKSU SEX-CAPADES???
SUnny: Oh!
SUnny: Well.... >D
Jaesicle: Oooooh! The suspense!
Chunderful: ....*sigh*
SUnny: Well....
*** Maximini has signed in
SUnny: We tried a new position last night and let me tell you it was amaaaaaazing!
Maximini: Mom says you need to get off the computer and help her with the laundry
SUnny: Hyukjae had me moaning all over the place. We made LOTS of messes if you know what I mean. ;D
Maximini: O.O What are talking about?????
SUnny: O_________O WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??????????????
Chunderful: Whoops
Jaesicle: What's going on, baby Su?
Maximini: I'M TELLING MOM!!!!!!
SUnny: NOOOO! I kill u in yo sleep! D8<
Chunderful: Scary face....*shiver*
Maximini: Junsu is SOOOOOO in trouble!!!
SUnny: CHANGMIN, where are you???? Are you on dad's laptop again????? I'm gonna tell on you AND wring your neck!
Maximini: Not when I tell mom about how that guy Hyukjae she likes so much makes you MOAN ALL OVER THE PLACE
SUnny: I HATE CHU!! I'll do your chores! For a week
Maximini: Psh.
Chunderful: ...This is interesting...
Jaesicle: Mmhm.
Maximini: And have mom blame me for the lousy job YOU do cleaning up?? Nah. I think I'll just get you sent to an all girl military school. Byez!
SUnny: NOOOOO! NOOOO! I'll give you half my meals. All of them. For a week.
Maximini: Month
SUnny: Do you want me to DIE????? D8
Maximini: A month of mealz or nothing.
SUnny: Done.
Maximini: This means whatever lunch you have at school, too. Not just at home
SUnny: ....Done! D':<
Maximini: AND whenever you go hangout. At the mall, downtown, at a friend's house....you bring me back 50% of your food. That means half, Math Genius.
SUnny: WHATEVER! Done!
Maximini: And don't lie to me and say you didn't eat anything. Cuz, I'll be able to smell it on you...heh heh....
SUnny: DONE YOU PEST NOW GET OFF MY INTERNET!!!!!
Maximini: Psh. It's not your internet. Just for that, I'm staying~ And I'll take 70% of your food
SUnny: NOOOOO!
Chunderful: Sooo about that new position with Hyukjae....
SUnny: I am NOT afraid to kill YOO Yoochun!
Chunderful: Teehee
SUnny: Why don't you go play with Kibum or something? =.=
Maximini: His mom finally got him acting classes. I have no one after school between the hours of 5:00 and 6:30
SUnny: It's almost 7!!!
Maximini: I have to give him time to get home! Stupid!
SUnny: Don't CALL me that!!!! Rawr!
Jaesicle: Babe, you and your brother are too cute~<3
Jaesicle: He is your bro, right?
SUnny: No. =.=
Maximini: Yes! :)
Chunderful: Definitely. Haha~
Maximini: I'm the favorite son. He's the mistake
SUnny: AM NOT!
Maximini: Yeah-huh~ Dad said so.
SUnny: NOOOOO! D'8
Chunderful: It's okay, Su. You're the best mistake I ever met
SUnny: Thanks....*sniff*
SUnny: WAIT!!! D8<
Jaesicle: LOOOOLZ! You should introduce me to more people, Chun. You know so many fun babiez~
Maximini: I'm not a baby!
SUnny: Yes you are. Just cuz you skipped a grade doesn't make you grow up any faster
Maximini: I'm still taller than you
SUnny: xP
Maximini: And smarter than you
SUnny: xPPPPP
SUnny: So why'd you have to apply to MY high school?? You could've gotten in ANYWHERE.
Maximini: Heh. What fun would high school be if I didn't get to torture you? And be better than you in every way? ^^
SUnny: *contemplates murder*
Maximini: Psssh. You do that every day but nothing happens
SUnny: You just wait.....
SUnny: Stupid freshman....xP
Maximini: A freshman who's still smarter and better than you xP
SUnny: GAH!! Dx
Jaesicle: Don't worry, Su baby~ You're still good at flirting, right?
SUnny: You knowz it~ ;D
Jaesicle: And babe, in this world, sometimes that's all you need~
SUnny: Riiiiiight<3
Chunderful: Don't listen to them, Min
Maximini: You're a much better brother than Junsu, ya know
Chunderful: We're both better than Junsu in every way
SUnny: Jae, can you flirt? Teach me your skillz!!
Jaesicle: Oh, I dunno if I can trump your skillz~ I'm sure you're just the mastah!
SUnny: Oh, I am!
SUnny: And Changmin, you can't tell mom that I'm a good flirt cuz I promised you my meals, remember.....=.=
Maximini: Whatever.
Jaesicle: Oh! You two are TOO cute! <3 I think I'm in love!
SUnny: I'M the cute one, Jae~ :3
Jaesicle: Oh! I know! We should totally hang out one day. Just the two of us!
SUnny: We should! xD
Jaesicle: I can help color your hair. You know I've been practicing that. Has Chunnie told you?
SUnny: *gasp* No, he has not. D<
Jaesicle: I'm gonna be a PROFESSIONALZ. Just lend me your head one day and I'll practice. Don't worry. I'm skilled~
Maximini: ...
SUnny: I bet chu are! I'll give you my head any day!
Jaesicle: How's tomorrow? Before school?
SUnny: You can do my hair before school starts? o.O
Jaesicle: Sure, babe. I'm fast and good. ;D And I don't mean that in a dirty way~
SUnny: OOOOOOOH! <3
Maximini: ...
Jaesicle: Oh! And one day when I do your hair, we HAVE to watch some movies. I've got some titles that I've just been DYING to recommend. Chunnie's not much of a movie watcher and Heechul has already seen the movies I've got on my mind
SUnny: OMG! Forrealz! This is why I'm so late on movie culture. T.T Chun's no fun
Chunderful: I just prefer music over movies. More subtle~ Leave me alone...
Maximini: ...
Jaesicle: Well me and you Su HAVE to get together and have some FUN! Omg! Have you heard of Speed Scandal?
SUnny: Only in meh dreams. 8D
Jaesicle: Well that is the FIRST movie we're going to see, k-kayz?? It's SO funny and SO amazing and you will DIE when you see that adorable kid actor, you will simply DIE.
SUnny: *squealz* I'm already excited!!!!!
Maximini: I think I'm in love...
Chunderful: ???????!
SUnny: Omg! What about IRIS??? Have you heard of that?? I've been wanting someone to watch that with, cuz everyone keeps saying how good it is. But Chunnie doesn't like fun. xP
Jaesicle: That's a TV show, not a movie, babe, but I will sure enough watch ANYTHING with YOU ;D
SUnny: OMG! <3
Maxmini: Jaesicle....?
Jaesicle: Omo! Did someone just request me?
Maximini: Yeah...I have something to say to you....
SUnny: Shut up, nerd! xP
Maximini: I think I love you. Please go out with me.
SUnny: xP
SUnny: ...
SUnny: O_______________O
Chunderful: Whoa
Jaesicle: Oh, goodness, babe~ Took me by surprise. Are you sure you're ready for THIS piece of sexy? You don't even know my real name
SUnny: Yeah! Jaejoong is too sexy and mature and AWESOME for you, so go play in a sandbox somewhere. xP
Maximini: So your name is Jaejoong....nice....
SUnny: ....o.o" Whoops....
Chunderful: =.="
Maximini: You go to our school, right? Where can I meet you? I want to see you
Jaesicle: Babe, you just might see me running around campus every now and then by chance. You'll just know. ;] I'm the one as sweet as honey~
Chunderful: Are you flirting with Junsu's little brother?
Jaesicle: Nah, babe. Just saying what's up. What happens, happens, ya know? I'm sure your lil bro is cute, Su~
Maximini: Not cute. Manly
Jaesicle: Aww, but I like em cute. <3
Maximini: Then I'm cute. :3
SUnny: You stole my cute face! >:o
Jaesicle: You babes are so funny~
Maximini: I'm funnier than Junsu, Jaejoong....
Jaesicle: I like BOTH of you babes the way you are. ;o And I can't forget about you, Chunface~
Chunderful: *yawn*
Jaesicle: Oh, don't be like that~ <3
Jaesicle: Whoops! Look at the time, Heechul's coming over for dinner and you KNOW what kind of drama he's about to bring
SUnny: I KNOWZ! ;D
Jaesicle: Okaaaaay~ Buh-bye Chunnie~ Buh-bye new BFF Susu~ Buh-Bye Su's little bro~ I <3 you all~
*** Jaesicle has signed out
Maximini: Omg...he was....amazing....
SUnny: How do you know????? You JUST met him....on the internet!
Chunderful: ...So did you but you latched on to him pretty quick, too, didn't you?
Maximini: Wow...you don't deserve a man like that, Junsu. He's too good for you
Chunderful: All humans are too good for Junsu
SUnny: HEY!
Chunderful: Teehee...
SUnny: Why do you have to ruin meh liiiiiiife??? Dx
Chunderful: I thought I enhanced your life. :'o
SUnny: NOT CHU! D<
Maximini: Don't I tell you every day it's because it's fun?
SUnny: WHY WERE YOU BORN!?!?!?
Maximini: Because you were the mistake that needed correcting
Chunderful: Ouch.
SUnny: D':
SUnny: Stop siding with him!
Chunderful: I'm not
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: :D
SUnny: >:|
Chunderful: :D
Chunderful: I lovez you~
SUnny: :D
Maximini: I love Jaejoong
Chunderful: Awwww
SUnny: NO! STOP! You do NOT love Jaejoong!
SUnny: Make it a part of our deal. ]:< I'll give you 70% of all my meals for the month if you back off of Jaejoong and let Yunho have him
Maximin: Yunho.....your class president guy??
Maximin: The tall one...with the IQ ALMOST as good as mine.....?
Maximini: He wants Jaejoong, too.....?
SUnny: He's better than you in so many ways~ >D
Chunderful: Same goes for you
SUnny: I knowz~
SUnny: .....HEY!!!
Chunderful: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! xD
SUnny: *smacks you*
Chunderful: *engulfs you*
SUnny: o.o; WTF.....
Chunderful: You know what I "engulfed" .....>D
SUnny: =.=....Stay away from meh cyber pants!!!!
Chunderful: Aww, but you taste so cyberly gooooooood
SUnny: Quit it! Meh lil bro is watching!
Chunderful: Like you've ever cared about his mental well-being before
Maximini: My mental well-being is waaay beyond Junsu's
Chunderful: True that
Maximini: Up top
Chunderful: *high fives*
SUnny: D<
Maximini: Okay, you kiddies have fun. I'm gonna go do a little research on a certain guy named Yunho.
SUnny: Huh? What's that supposed to mean? o.o
*** Maximini has signed out
SUnny: I don't get it
Chunderful: Therein lies the problem
SUnny: Shut up!
Chunderful: Make meh....with your mouth >D
SUnny: I'll sic Hyukjae on you
Chunderful: Naw, I'm sure his mouth doesn't taste as good as yours~
SUnny: Oh it does. >D
SUnny: Even better~
SUnny: You know what other part of Hyukjae's body tastes good? >DD
SUnny: Guess
SUnny: He's sweet~
SUnny: That makes it fun to swallow
SUnny: I didn't finish re-telling my story about our new position, did I? :o
SUnny: Well, my butt was in the air and my face was pressed into the mattress and Hyukjae was standing above me, right?
SUnny: That's so Hyukjae can have more leverage.
SUnny: Not that he needs much more. He's strong
SUnny: I'll be blunt...
SUnny: I came A LOT
SUnny: Had to wash my sheets twice. Once after he left last night and again when I woke up this morning. Just in case~
SUnny: Not to mention he just drives me CRAZY when he touches all the right spots on my body WHILE he's pounding me
Chunderful: I can only take so much of this...
SUnny: He's got the best fingers God has ever created
SUnny: Seriously had me SQUIRMING
*** Chunderful has signed out
SUnny: And he likes to hear me moan. Did I tell you that?
SUnny: So I always moan really loud
SUnny: I don't even have to fake it or anything. Cuz he's just that good
SUnny: Good thing my parents are old
SUnny: Omg. Should I tell you all about his sweet spots?
SUnny: Starting from the head down, he likes me to kiss his chest
SUnny: And he likes it when I flick his nipples
SUnny: So hot
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Chapter 5
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?), HyukSu, Yunjae, Jaemin, KiMin, HanSiChul
Length: [4/?]
Genre: crack, romance
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warning: Some language, some mentions of smex, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi ||
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Chapter 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods
Friday, November 6, 6:38PM
*** SUnny has signed in
SUnny: Man, I really did wake up this morning sore >.<
SUnny: Still hurts
SUnny: But Hyukjae hurt meh good~
SUnny: I'm glad mom and dad are about as deaf as grandpa
SUnny: ...My parents are old...
*** Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: Heyz~
SUnny: Omg. WHERE IS HE????
Chunderful: OMG. WHO????
SUnny: Your friend Whosamahwhatzit
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Oh, Jaejoong? The guy I had hot phone sex with last night?
SUnny: Psh. You did not. xP
Chunderful: Did too. It was hot
SUnny: LIAR~
Chunderful: Whatever. So how was Hyukjae?
SUnny: I already told you this morning~
Chunderful: Yeah, but aren't you just dying to tell me again? Just get it over with
SUnny: Mmmmmm okay!
SUnny: He's so hot~
SUnny: The first thing he did when he came in the house was kiss me
SUnny: Hard
SUnny: Mom was in the kitchen right down the hall so it was really bold of him but we do even bolder things in my room
SUnny: I'm kinda glad that my room is upstairs but mom and dad wouldn't have heard it even if we were one room away.
SUnny: The only problem is the possibility of them walking in. You know dad hasn't fixed the lock on my door yet
Chunderful: Fascinating
SUnny: Yeah! And we tried a new position~
Chunderful: Mm-hm
SUnny: ...Are you sure you want to hear my sex-capades? It's kinda graphic...
Chunderful: Are you sure you want to stop boasting about your sex life? I know you. Just get it over with
SUnny: ...=.=
SUnny: You're right! xD
SUnny: So my butt was up in the air with my face pressed into the mattress and he was standing above me
SUnny: This is when it gets fun
SUnny: It's the perfect angle.
SUnny: I'll call it the angle of bliss~
*** Jaesicle has signed in
Chunderful: Thank you, Jae...
Jaesicle: The Jae is heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere!
Chunderful: Heh heh. Yeah, yeah~
Jaesicle: So where's this smexy brotha of yourz???
Chunderful: I never said smexy...
Jaesicle: Oh, any friend of yours has GOT to be SMEXICLES~ Just look at meeeeeeee. Where is he, babe???
SUnny: Me! :D
Jaesicle: OMG! I'm Jaejoong, Yoochun's friend! Nice to finally meet you Junsu~<33333
SUnny: He knows meh name :D
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: Oh, Chunnie talks about you ALL. THE. TIME. It's like an iPod on constant Junsu repeat. Aha!
SUnny: I have that effect on people~ ;D
Jaesicle: Ooooooooooh. I likez him already, Chunnie~~~~<3
Chunderful: You are really unnecessary....
Jaesicle: You lovez me this way, Chunface~<3
SUnny: WHERE do you come up with those names??? Chunnie? Chunface? I've only ever called him Chun. o.o
Jaesicle: Baby, when you put your mind to Yoochun, you can do anything. Just try it ;]
SUnny: Hmmmm...I'm going to put my mind to you, Yoochun. Do you mind?
Chunderful: Do I have a choice?
SUnny: OMG! I just thought of the perfect nickname!
SUnny: Chunderful! Like Chun and Wonderful! :D
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: That's soooooo epical babe. Stick with itz!
SUnny: I willz!
Jaesicle: Omg! I LOVE you!
SUnny: I LOVE you more!!
SUnny: Chunderful, you're so selfish. Where have you been keeping this man???? D:
Jaesicle: Oh, Susu, babe, Chunnie doesn't like to share me. ;D
SUnny: Ha! Same with meh! <333
Jaesicle: Selfish Chun~<33333
SUnny: <33333
Jaesicle: <33333333333
Chunderful: STOP IT!
Jaesicle: Oh, there's that temper of hiz. Awwww, Chunnie~ *patpat*
SUnny: Hehe. Like a puppy! *patpatcuddle*
Jaesicle: *feeds him puppy chow*
SUnny: AWWWZ! T.T Your so CUTE Chunnie!!!!!
*** Chunderful has signed out
Jaesicle: How come I don't have any classes with you??? We would've hit it off like IMMEDIATELY
SUnny: I knowz, right?! The friend gods must hate meh TT.TT
Jaesicle: Susu, babe, NO ONE could hate you<3
SUnny: Really? :'D
SUnny: Oh, wait. You're in my math class. o.o"
Jaesicle: Reallyz??? Where???
SUnny: I sit in the front with Hyukjae and Sungmin and you sit in the back with Heechul, Siwon and Hankyung.
Jaesicle: Oh. My. Goodlawdz. Did you see the DRAMA on Wednesday?????
SUnny: It was all I could talk to Yoochun about!!!
Jaesicle: Oh, I just knew something was going to blow between those three. The sexual tension has just been EATING US ALIVE
SUnny: Forrealz??? This has been going on for a while??
Jaesicle: Well, nobody was like, ya know, MAKING OUT WITH EACH OTHER and THROWING PENCILS and FIGHTING and stuff, but yeah. For a LONG time.
SUnny: Psh. I still can't believe Jiyong thought Heechul looked like CL....PUAHAHAHAHA!
Jaesicle: OMO! I. KNOWZZZZZZZZZ! xD
Jaesicle: I keep telling him to cut his hair but NOOOOOOOOOO
SUnny: Omg, I bet CL was MAD when she heard
Jaesicle: Oh, baby. No one has heard from Jiyong in DAYS.
Jaesicle: He was an idiot!
SUnny: I knowz! :o
Jaesicle: And CL is FIIIIIINE! How DARE he confuse Heechul's raggedy head for CL's FAB.U.LOUS.NESS?????
SUnny: I would KILLLLLLZ him!!!!! xO
SUnny: Wait...You think CL is fiiiiiiiine.......so...you're not gay??? T.T
Jaesicle: What? Of course I am. Why ever would you think that?? TT.TT
SUnny: Oh....good....>D
Jaesicle: Susu, honey, are you hitting on meh? ;D
SUnny: You wishlez! ;DD
Jaesicle: LOOOOL! Cuz I'm totally lovin you as a new BFF, my Susu~<3
SUnny: Omg! <3
SUnny: And I'm lovin how you call me Susu. Chun doesn't even call me that! Just Su.
SUnny: *Chunnie ;D
Jaesicle: Well, honey, Chunnie isn't that imaginative. We leave that subject to MWAH!
SUnny: Omg! French!
Jaesicle: I took it freshman year~
SUnny: Omgggg! Where WERE you all my high school life????? I took Chinese my first year
Jaesicle: Omg, lucky! I only took the French class cuz Chinese was full and Kangin was in the Japanese class. xP
SUnny: You don't like Kangin? o.o
Jaesicle: UGH! I don't hate him or nothing, but we just don't klick very well, ya know?
SUnny: I knowz n.n
Jaesicle: Not like us~
SUnny: I knowz!!!! <3
*** Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: Does anyone care to tell me why the FUCK no one sent me 1 BILLION texts begging me to come back to the chatroom after I left??????????????????????
SUnny: Chunnie, you left? o.o
Jaesicle: Well, why'd you leave? You told me to log on because we had somethin to DISCUSS, babe!
SUnny: You make meh sad. T.T You're not focusing on zeh mission!
Chunderful: ......
SUnny: :D
Jaesicle: ;D
Chunderful: Whatever. Let's get this over with,
Chunderful: Jae, you don't have a boyfriend, right?
Jaesicle: Single as poor Bambi after Mama and Papa deer died~
Chunderful: Good, then y
Chunderful: Wait.....WHAT?
SUnny: O.M.G.
SUnny: You're perfect!!!! 8D
Jaesicle: Omo...why did everyone get so STRANGE right nowz?!?!
Chunderful: You...you never told me you were a Bambi fan.....
Jaesicle: ChunChun, baby, I don't have to TELL you something so OBVIOUS. Everyone likes Bambi.
SUnny: I like Bambi! <3
Jaesicle: Babe, we are SO perfect for each other~
Chunderful: YOU ARE NOT DATING JUNSU
Jaesicle: Sweet cakes, I never said I was. We can't be perfect for each other without DATING?????
SUnny: Yeah, Chunnie. ;D Don't be so old fashioned~
Chunderful: I never should've introduced you two...
SUnny: *gasp* T.T But that was the whole point of the this chat conference. I had to meet Jaejoong so our mission could go smoothly~
Jaesicle: Yeah yeah. <33 And about this mission, babes, no one has told me what I'm supposed to be doing, yet.
SUnny: You don't have to do anything. ;D Just keep being your sexy self~
Chunderful: STOP FLIRTING
SUnny: I told you I could flirt~
Jaesicle: And he's gooooood at it, too~
SUnny: Why thank you~ ;D
Chunderful: I know....
Chunderful: Okay okay! Whatever! You've met! Now log off, Jae, so I can talk to Junsu alone
Jaesicle: Ugh! Now that's just RUDE Park Yoochun.
SUnny: RUDE! D:
Jaesicle: You just shove me offline so you can have cybersex with your bestestest friend evah?? Now I feel unwanted D':
SUnny: NOOOOES! I want you, Jae~
Chunderful: STOP WANTING EACH OTHER!
Jaesicle: Ugh! D:<
SUnny: Ugh! D:<
Chunderful: Okay! Don't give me that look...emoticon....whatever.
SUnny: Hmph!
SUnny: So what did you want to tell meh alone~?
Chunderful: Nothing. I just wanted to
Jaesicle: Soz you don't want meh anymore??? Evah?
Chunderful: That's not what I said! I just haven't really talked to Su in a while.
SUnny: I talked to you at school! D<
Chunderful: And what??? I can't talk to you now, too?!?!
SUnny: Then talk with Jae, too~ He's fun!
Jaesicle: Hear that? I'm fun~ ;D
Chunderful: WHATEVER.
Chunderful: So, Junsu...
Chunderful; How did your SEX-CAPADES with Hyukjae go??????
SUnny: *gasp* Dude!!!! D8
Jaesicle: Ooooooooooooooooh! Sounds juicy!!! I know I've seen you around a few times with that Hyukjae guy but I didn't knowz you two were going out????
SUnny: Oh, we're not. ;D
Chunderful: Huh? Yes you are
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Well...what I mean is....
SUnny: Well, yeah, but it feels more...special than that....or something like that...
Chunderful: Psh. Such a sap
SUnny: ...
Jaesicle: Don't be offended when I ask cuz I just feel like we've known each other for YEARS now, but WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR HYUKSU SEX-CAPADES???
SUnny: Oh!
SUnny: Well.... >D
Jaesicle: Oooooh! The suspense!
Chunderful: ....*sigh*
SUnny: Well....
*** Maximini has signed in
SUnny: We tried a new position last night and let me tell you it was amaaaaaazing!
Maximini: Mom says you need to get off the computer and help her with the laundry
SUnny: Hyukjae had me moaning all over the place. We made LOTS of messes if you know what I mean. ;D
Maximini: O.O What are talking about?????
SUnny: O_________O WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??????????????
Chunderful: Whoops
Jaesicle: What's going on, baby Su?
Maximini: I'M TELLING MOM!!!!!!
SUnny: NOOOO! I kill u in yo sleep! D8<
Chunderful: Scary face....*shiver*
Maximini: Junsu is SOOOOOO in trouble!!!
SUnny: CHANGMIN, where are you???? Are you on dad's laptop again????? I'm gonna tell on you AND wring your neck!
Maximini: Not when I tell mom about how that guy Hyukjae she likes so much makes you MOAN ALL OVER THE PLACE
SUnny: I HATE CHU!! I'll do your chores! For a week
Maximini: Psh.
Chunderful: ...This is interesting...
Jaesicle: Mmhm.
Maximini: And have mom blame me for the lousy job YOU do cleaning up?? Nah. I think I'll just get you sent to an all girl military school. Byez!
SUnny: NOOOOO! NOOOO! I'll give you half my meals. All of them. For a week.
Maximini: Month
SUnny: Do you want me to DIE????? D8
Maximini: A month of mealz or nothing.
SUnny: Done.
Maximini: This means whatever lunch you have at school, too. Not just at home
SUnny: ....Done! D':<
Maximini: AND whenever you go hangout. At the mall, downtown, at a friend's house....you bring me back 50% of your food. That means half, Math Genius.
SUnny: WHATEVER! Done!
Maximini: And don't lie to me and say you didn't eat anything. Cuz, I'll be able to smell it on you...heh heh....
SUnny: DONE YOU PEST NOW GET OFF MY INTERNET!!!!!
Maximini: Psh. It's not your internet. Just for that, I'm staying~ And I'll take 70% of your food
SUnny: NOOOOO!
Chunderful: Sooo about that new position with Hyukjae....
SUnny: I am NOT afraid to kill YOO Yoochun!
Chunderful: Teehee
SUnny: Why don't you go play with Kibum or something? =.=
Maximini: His mom finally got him acting classes. I have no one after school between the hours of 5:00 and 6:30
SUnny: It's almost 7!!!
Maximini: I have to give him time to get home! Stupid!
SUnny: Don't CALL me that!!!! Rawr!
Jaesicle: Babe, you and your brother are too cute~<3
Jaesicle: He is your bro, right?
SUnny: No. =.=
Maximini: Yes! :)
Chunderful: Definitely. Haha~
Maximini: I'm the favorite son. He's the mistake
SUnny: AM NOT!
Maximini: Yeah-huh~ Dad said so.
SUnny: NOOOOO! D'8
Chunderful: It's okay, Su. You're the best mistake I ever met
SUnny: Thanks....*sniff*
SUnny: WAIT!!! D8<
Jaesicle: LOOOOLZ! You should introduce me to more people, Chun. You know so many fun babiez~
Maximini: I'm not a baby!
SUnny: Yes you are. Just cuz you skipped a grade doesn't make you grow up any faster
Maximini: I'm still taller than you
SUnny: xP
Maximini: And smarter than you
SUnny: xPPPPP
SUnny: So why'd you have to apply to MY high school?? You could've gotten in ANYWHERE.
Maximini: Heh. What fun would high school be if I didn't get to torture you? And be better than you in every way? ^^
SUnny: *contemplates murder*
Maximini: Psssh. You do that every day but nothing happens
SUnny: You just wait.....
SUnny: Stupid freshman....xP
Maximini: A freshman who's still smarter and better than you xP
SUnny: GAH!! Dx
Jaesicle: Don't worry, Su baby~ You're still good at flirting, right?
SUnny: You knowz it~ ;D
Jaesicle: And babe, in this world, sometimes that's all you need~
SUnny: Riiiiiight<3
Chunderful: Don't listen to them, Min
Maximini: You're a much better brother than Junsu, ya know
Chunderful: We're both better than Junsu in every way
SUnny: Jae, can you flirt? Teach me your skillz!!
Jaesicle: Oh, I dunno if I can trump your skillz~ I'm sure you're just the mastah!
SUnny: Oh, I am!
SUnny: And Changmin, you can't tell mom that I'm a good flirt cuz I promised you my meals, remember.....=.=
Maximini: Whatever.
Jaesicle: Oh! You two are TOO cute! <3 I think I'm in love!
SUnny: I'M the cute one, Jae~ :3
Jaesicle: Oh! I know! We should totally hang out one day. Just the two of us!
SUnny: We should! xD
Jaesicle: I can help color your hair. You know I've been practicing that. Has Chunnie told you?
SUnny: *gasp* No, he has not. D<
Jaesicle: I'm gonna be a PROFESSIONALZ. Just lend me your head one day and I'll practice. Don't worry. I'm skilled~
Maximini: ...
SUnny: I bet chu are! I'll give you my head any day!
Jaesicle: How's tomorrow? Before school?
SUnny: You can do my hair before school starts? o.O
Jaesicle: Sure, babe. I'm fast and good. ;D And I don't mean that in a dirty way~
SUnny: OOOOOOOH! <3
Maximini: ...
Jaesicle: Oh! And one day when I do your hair, we HAVE to watch some movies. I've got some titles that I've just been DYING to recommend. Chunnie's not much of a movie watcher and Heechul has already seen the movies I've got on my mind
SUnny: OMG! Forrealz! This is why I'm so late on movie culture. T.T Chun's no fun
Chunderful: I just prefer music over movies. More subtle~ Leave me alone...
Maximini: ...
Jaesicle: Well me and you Su HAVE to get together and have some FUN! Omg! Have you heard of Speed Scandal?
SUnny: Only in meh dreams. 8D
Jaesicle: Well that is the FIRST movie we're going to see, k-kayz?? It's SO funny and SO amazing and you will DIE when you see that adorable kid actor, you will simply DIE.
SUnny: *squealz* I'm already excited!!!!!
Maximini: I think I'm in love...
Chunderful: ???????!
SUnny: Omg! What about IRIS??? Have you heard of that?? I've been wanting someone to watch that with, cuz everyone keeps saying how good it is. But Chunnie doesn't like fun. xP
Jaesicle: That's a TV show, not a movie, babe, but I will sure enough watch ANYTHING with YOU ;D
SUnny: OMG! <3
Maxmini: Jaesicle....?
Jaesicle: Omo! Did someone just request me?
Maximini: Yeah...I have something to say to you....
SUnny: Shut up, nerd! xP
Maximini: I think I love you. Please go out with me.
SUnny: xP
SUnny: ...
SUnny: O_______________O
Chunderful: Whoa
Jaesicle: Oh, goodness, babe~ Took me by surprise. Are you sure you're ready for THIS piece of sexy? You don't even know my real name
SUnny: Yeah! Jaejoong is too sexy and mature and AWESOME for you, so go play in a sandbox somewhere. xP
Maximini: So your name is Jaejoong....nice....
SUnny: ....o.o" Whoops....
Chunderful: =.="
Maximini: You go to our school, right? Where can I meet you? I want to see you
Jaesicle: Babe, you just might see me running around campus every now and then by chance. You'll just know. ;] I'm the one as sweet as honey~
Chunderful: Are you flirting with Junsu's little brother?
Jaesicle: Nah, babe. Just saying what's up. What happens, happens, ya know? I'm sure your lil bro is cute, Su~
Maximini: Not cute. Manly
Jaesicle: Aww, but I like em cute. <3
Maximini: Then I'm cute. :3
SUnny: You stole my cute face! >:o
Jaesicle: You babes are so funny~
Maximini: I'm funnier than Junsu, Jaejoong....
Jaesicle: I like BOTH of you babes the way you are. ;o And I can't forget about you, Chunface~
Chunderful: *yawn*
Jaesicle: Oh, don't be like that~ <3
Jaesicle: Whoops! Look at the time, Heechul's coming over for dinner and you KNOW what kind of drama he's about to bring
SUnny: I KNOWZ! ;D
Jaesicle: Okaaaaay~ Buh-bye Chunnie~ Buh-bye new BFF Susu~ Buh-Bye Su's little bro~ I <3 you all~
*** Jaesicle has signed out
Maximini: Omg...he was....amazing....
SUnny: How do you know????? You JUST met him....on the internet!
Chunderful: ...So did you but you latched on to him pretty quick, too, didn't you?
Maximini: Wow...you don't deserve a man like that, Junsu. He's too good for you
Chunderful: All humans are too good for Junsu
SUnny: HEY!
Chunderful: Teehee...
SUnny: Why do you have to ruin meh liiiiiiife??? Dx
Chunderful: I thought I enhanced your life. :'o
SUnny: NOT CHU! D<
Maximini: Don't I tell you every day it's because it's fun?
SUnny: WHY WERE YOU BORN!?!?!?
Maximini: Because you were the mistake that needed correcting
Chunderful: Ouch.
SUnny: D':
SUnny: Stop siding with him!
Chunderful: I'm not
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: :D
SUnny: >:|
Chunderful: :D
Chunderful: I lovez you~
SUnny: :D
Maximini: I love Jaejoong
Chunderful: Awwww
SUnny: NO! STOP! You do NOT love Jaejoong!
SUnny: Make it a part of our deal. ]:< I'll give you 70% of all my meals for the month if you back off of Jaejoong and let Yunho have him
Maximin: Yunho.....your class president guy??
Maximin: The tall one...with the IQ ALMOST as good as mine.....?
Maximini: He wants Jaejoong, too.....?
SUnny: He's better than you in so many ways~ >D
Chunderful: Same goes for you
SUnny: I knowz~
SUnny: .....HEY!!!
Chunderful: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! xD
SUnny: *smacks you*
Chunderful: *engulfs you*
SUnny: o.o; WTF.....
Chunderful: You know what I "engulfed" .....>D
SUnny: =.=....Stay away from meh cyber pants!!!!
Chunderful: Aww, but you taste so cyberly gooooooood
SUnny: Quit it! Meh lil bro is watching!
Chunderful: Like you've ever cared about his mental well-being before
Maximini: My mental well-being is waaay beyond Junsu's
Chunderful: True that
Maximini: Up top
Chunderful: *high fives*
SUnny: D<
Maximini: Okay, you kiddies have fun. I'm gonna go do a little research on a certain guy named Yunho.
SUnny: Huh? What's that supposed to mean? o.o
*** Maximini has signed out
SUnny: I don't get it
Chunderful: Therein lies the problem
SUnny: Shut up!
Chunderful: Make meh....with your mouth >D
SUnny: I'll sic Hyukjae on you
Chunderful: Naw, I'm sure his mouth doesn't taste as good as yours~
SUnny: Oh it does. >D
SUnny: Even better~
SUnny: You know what other part of Hyukjae's body tastes good? >DD
SUnny: Guess
SUnny: He's sweet~
SUnny: That makes it fun to swallow
SUnny: I didn't finish re-telling my story about our new position, did I? :o
SUnny: Well, my butt was in the air and my face was pressed into the mattress and Hyukjae was standing above me, right?
SUnny: That's so Hyukjae can have more leverage.
SUnny: Not that he needs much more. He's strong
SUnny: I'll be blunt...
SUnny: I came A LOT
SUnny: Had to wash my sheets twice. Once after he left last night and again when I woke up this morning. Just in case~
SUnny: Not to mention he just drives me CRAZY when he touches all the right spots on my body WHILE he's pounding me
Chunderful: I can only take so much of this...
SUnny: He's got the best fingers God has ever created
SUnny: Seriously had me SQUIRMING
*** Chunderful has signed out
SUnny: And he likes to hear me moan. Did I tell you that?
SUnny: So I always moan really loud
SUnny: I don't even have to fake it or anything. Cuz he's just that good
SUnny: Good thing my parents are old
SUnny: Omg. Should I tell you all about his sweet spots?
SUnny: Starting from the head down, he likes me to kiss his chest
SUnny: And he likes it when I flick his nipples
SUnny: So hot
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Chapter 5
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