Master Ficcies!
☆ = Personal Favorites
☆ = Crowd Favorites
* = Heh, earlier writing... ^^;;
:Chaptered Stuff:
--::Completed::--
Dear Diary~: Pairings: Yoosu, Yunjae :::: Jaemin, Jaesu, Jaechun, Jaechul, Other pairings... xD ♥ Rating: pg/pg-13 ♥ Genre: crack, romance, fluff, angstish
Summary: A collection of journal entries from the boys of DBSK. Let's get inside their heads. ^.~
☆ Hookups and Emoticons: Pairings: Yoosu, Yunjae :::: Jaemin (onesided), KiMin, HyukSu ♥ Rating: pg/pg-13 ♥ Genre: romantic, crack, chat world
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
☆ Dictionary Jae: [Drabble series] Pairing: Yunjae ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: comedy
Summary: Is Jaejoong explaining a concept or complaining about Yunho? xD
--::Incomplete::--
Sex Therapy: Pairing: JaeSu ♥ Rating: NC-17 ♥ Genre: comedy, romance, smut
Summary: After a string of bad fortune involving numerous bad dates, a crazy boss and a sex doll salesman, Junsu has had enough stress to last several lifetimes. Jaejoong is willing to relieve that stress. No money, no hassle, no strings attached.
:Short Stuff:
--::Short series::-- [3-9 chapters]
Stolen Hearts and Shoes: Pairing: Yoosu :::: Yunjae, mystery pairing... ♥ Rating: pg-13/nc-17 ♥ Genre: comedy, romance, smut
Summary: Yoochun, the love-starved, writer's blocked songwriter is one day (forcibly) introduced to the new neighbors. However, his first impression of someone's bare, wet ass isn't quite what he expected. And while his roommate stirs up more trouble than he can handle, Yoochun discovers secrets about his neighbors that inspire him more than he would've ever imagined.
--::Shots::--
* Happy Birthday, Hyukjae...: [Twoshot] Pairing: Yoosu, Yunjae, Mincake xD ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: comedy
Summary: Junsu wants to hold a surprise birthday party for Eunhyuk at the DBSK household in 1 hour. But the household is not quite focused on the task. Yoochun would rather play computer games, Jaejoong is having emotional problems and can't call Yunho, Yunho has yet to show up because of Jaejoong's emotional problems, and Changmin won't stay away from the cake. Junsu has only one thing on his mind: HELP!
* Flying Isn't Hard: [Oneshot] Pairing: Yunjae ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: angst
Summary: Yunho forgets everything and Jaejoong wishes love had wings.
* Remembering Sunday: [Oneshot] Pairing: Yunjae ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: angst, romance
Summary: Yesterday was the best day of Yunho's life. In the blink of an eye, Jaejoong appeared in his life one Sunday afternoon. And disappears before the rain goes away.
* Baby Daddies: [Oneshot] Pairings: OT5, Jaemin ♥ Rating: pg-13 ♥ Genre: crack, Minpreg xD
Summary: It's been a long seven months and no one knows who's Changmin's baby's daddy. Junsu is too pissed at Changmin to get him a cup of grapefruit juice, Yoochun is too exhausted to stop crying, Yunho is too shocked to function, and Jaejoong is just loving it all. Two more months to go.
Baby Daddies 2: [Oneshot/Sequel] Pairings: OT5, Jaemin ♥ Rating: pg-13 ♥ Genre: crack, fluff, Minpreg 8D
Summary: 9 months later and Junsu is in a taco shop, Yoochun is falling apart, Yunho is malfunctioning again and Jaejoong is as Jaejoong as Jaejoong can be. And Changmin? Let's just say Changmin is stressed. 3 years later and nothing much has changed but the Dong Bang family is bigger and the love is even warmer.
☆ One Touch: [Oneshot] Pairing: Jaemin ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: smut + crack = smack xD
Summary: Everyone knows that famous game. Many attempt it but only two have perfected it. What antics will unfold in another game of One Touch? I don't know, but Jaejoong found the Curry. xD
Friday Nights are Too Exciting for Studying: [Oneshot] Pairings: Yoosu, Yunjae ♥ Rating: pg-13 ♥ Genre: crack
Summary: The maknae learns why procrastinating is bad.
Chasing Sunsets: [Oneshot] Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: angst, romance
Summary: Sunsets. Vibrant, teeming with energy, always changing, always moving, singing, glowing, full, perfect and fleeting. But when that dance of sunlight disappears over the horizon, Yoochun feels as though his warmth left with it.
High and In a Daze: [Oneshot] Pairing: Yunjae ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: fluff
Summary: Where breathing is tough and no one knows where the ground is
Y.U.N.J.A.E.: [Oneshot -- Prequel to J.A.E.S.U.] Pairing: Yunjae ♥ Rating: r ♥ Genre: smut, romance
Summary: Before Jaejoong and Junsu, there was Jaejoong and Yunho. They were perfect for each other: attractive, passionate and headstrong, leaving many to believe the promiscuous Kim Jaejoong would be off the market for quite a long time. But much to Jaejoong's surprise, they broke up. How did it happen? In the flurry of passion, sex and crappy hot chocolate, what was wrong with their relationship that could have crackled, hissed and sputtered hot sparks that singed the couple's fate, ultimately burning down their blazing flame of...love?
The Cockblockers: [Oneshot] Pairing: Yunjae ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: comedy, smut
Summary: Yunho and Jaejoong indulge in the ultimate pleasure--Each other's bodies. Losing themselves in lusty sin until there is nothing to breathe but one another's name, cried out in a whirlwind of hot promises and sweet seduction.......until the Cockblockers ruin everything. xD
☆ Strawberry Yogurt: [Twoshot] Pairings: Yunjae, Yunjaemin ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: smut
Summary: Changmin completes a usual night of watching porn on his laptop. And is quite surprised to find live porn in his own house.
☆☆ You + Me = L-O-V-E: [Oneshot] Pairing: Yunjae ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: smut
Summary: Jaejoong needs incentive to learn math. Yunho is a good incentive.
Tricky Treats: [Oneshot] Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: pg-13 ♥ Genre: comedy, mystery, romance, fluff
Summary: Someone knows Junsu's dark, Halloween secret. Will they tell or leave poor Junsu alone with his tortured soul?
Booties: [Oneshot] Pairing: YunJae, YunJaeSu ♥ Rating: pg-13 ♥ Genre: comedy
Summary: Junsu's babysitting clients have a question for him. But it turns out to be much more interesting than he imagined.
Snowballing [Oneshot] Pairing: JaeMin ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: smut, romance, angst
Summary: Little by little Jaejoong is slowly losing control. But it's too late and he's helplessly in love.
Love is a Roller Coaster: [Oneshot] Pairing: Jaejoong/mystery ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: romance, fluff
Summary: Jaejoong is secretly in love with one of his best friends. But which one is it?
Unconditional: [Oneshot] Pairing: YunJae ♥ Rating: r ♥ Genre: fluff, romance, smut
Summary: Through the many different sides of Jaejoong, from confident to crazy, Yunho is there.
--::Drabbles/Ficlets::--
* Rewind: [Drabble] Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: angst
Summary: If only life were like a DVD player.
That's Not It: [Drabble] Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: g ♥ Genre: fluff, romance
Summary: Yoochun can't find Paradise. Junsu shows him the way.
Take It and Go: [Drabble] Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: g ♥ Genre: fluff
Summary: Junsu. One of life's more demanding entities. But Yoochun doesn't mind one bit.
Mondays Sting But That's Okay: [Drabble] Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: g ♥ Genre: fluff
Summary: You know it's love when there's sand in your eyes and an ice cream cone in each hand.
☆ My Shattered Breath: [Drabble] Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: r ♥ Genre: angst, romance, smuttish
Summary: Both are free falling. Junsu falls apart with a glitter glue smile. Yoochun traces wings for him along his back.
FTW: [Drabble] Pairing: Yunjae ♥ Rating: pg-13 ♥ Genre: angst
Summary: Jaejoong wants it from him, not You.
A Mini Moment with Min: [Ficlet] Pairing: Yoosu, Min-centric ♥ Rating: pg-13 ♥ Genre: comedy
Summary: The maknae just enjoys the simple pleasures.
Sexy Conversations: Free Ballin': [Ficlet] Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: comedy
Summary: Junsu has a sexy surprise. Yoochun's eating frosted flakes.
Joy to the World, Yoochun has Cum: [Ficlet] Pairing: JaeChun ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: smut, comedy
Summary: If Jaejoong's cock were Santa Claus...
Fragile, Empty Paradise: [Drabble] Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: romance, fantasy
Summary: They live in a world without a moon, where death is obsolete and apples are no good here.
The Quest: [Ficlet] Pairing: Jaemin ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: crack
Summary: All Changmin wanted was a sandwich. What he got was The Quest.
:Requested Stuff:
* A is for Adoration: misstellittome - Request: Everyone adores Su~ ♥ Requested Pairing: OT5 ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: smut + crack = smack xD
Summary: Junsu needs proof that all the members love him as much as Yoochun does. And proof is not all he receives...
* Life is Hard and So is Yunho: absolute_wings - Request: Yunho needs a roommate ♥ Requested Pairing: Homin ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: smut + crack = smack xD
Summary: Yunho is in desperate need of a roommate before he ends up homeless in front of that stupid Chinese restaurant. So where does Changmin come in? >D
* Tears of Everything: micky_susu <3 Request: Innocent Su ♥ Requested Pairing: Hosu ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: angst, romance, smut
Summary: The weight of the hideous world perched upon his shoulders, Yunho reluctantly visits a brothel where he meets an innocent, blind new prostitute with so much more to offer.
* Lamest. Date. Ever.: sunnyade - Request: Comedy-horror in an amusement park ♥ Requested Pairing: Minsu ♥ Rating: pg-13 ♥ Genre: comedy, horror
Summary: Envelope the night with terror in your vows of delinquency. Wreak havoc upon unsuspecting intruders of the mortal nocturne. But NEVER sneak into an amusement park haunted house after hours when the merry-go-round is still. The house might call you an idiot and send zombie minions after you. x3
* Mr. Jung: vaguelynormal - Request: Bastard Min, teacher-student smut ♥ Requested Pairing: Homin ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: smut
Summary: Changmin earns himself a spot in detention. And he couldn't be happier.
:Hiatus:
* J.A.E.S.U.: Pairings: Jaesu :::: Hanchul, Yoosu ♥ Rating: pg-13 ♥ Genre: romantic comedy
Summary: Jaejoong has always been the dumper, never the dumpee. One could call him a player, but he prefers a more accurate name. A professional. But when his latest love interest suddenly turns his back on him, he begins to question whether he's lost his game. After agreeing to a bet with his good friend Kim Heechul, Jaejoong's newest challenge is the virgin new guy, Junsu. In this new territory, can Jaejoong withhold his reputation and claim this Junsu person as his own? Will he want to let go once the bet is over?
Say My Name: Pairing: Yunjae :::: Mystery pairing ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: Romantic comedy, smut
Summary: Kim Jaejoong is an average fellow. He's straight, he cooks, loves cats and Febreze and works at a sleazy lingerie store. Perfectly normal. But his last few roommates have been anything but normal. However, when new roommate, Jung Yunho walks through the door of his apartment, he thinks he's finally found the roomie of his dreams. That is, until a dildo avalanche spills out of his luggage.
I'M GONNA TURN PARK YOOCHUN GAY! 8D: Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: pg-13/nc-17 ♥ Genre: crack, smut
Summary: Kim Junsu is on a mission: Plan Gay. Living with his ultra sexy and irresistible roommate Park Yoochun has been playing cruel mind tricks on him that leave him just a little more than hot and bothered. And thus, he's made a decision to make the feeling mutual. Even if it kills him. But not all his schemes go exactly as planned.
Wildflowers: Pairing: Jaemin, Jaechun ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: romance, angst, smut
Summary: Changmin sits back and watches love bloom. It grows wild and unwanted.
P.S.: Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: comedy romance, smut
Summary: Dear Lover,
All the wonderful times we have spent together have been a gift to me. From sharing ice cream under the cherry blossom tree to falling asleep in your arms, the memory of your love will forever mark my soul. Please be mine forever and always.
-Love,
Your Loving Lover
P.S. I am a porn star.
:Super Junior Stuff:
* Kangin's Problem: [Oneshot] Pairings: Kangteuk, KangOthers ♣ Rating: pg ♣ Genre: crack
Summary: Kangin doesn't know what to do. People keep writing fanfics about him with...guys...
* Happy Together: Pairings: Eunhae, Yewook, Kangteuk, Hanchul ♣ Rating: pg ♣ Genre: crack
Summary: Let's venture where no fangirl has journeyed before...the Super Junior practice room! 8D Explore your senses and imagine yourself stalking listening right outside the door and hearing the voices of the world's awesomest group of 13 men as they prepare for their 3rd (awesome) album: Sorry, Sorry.
☆ = Crowd Favorites
* = Heh, earlier writing... ^^;;
:Chaptered Stuff:
--::Completed::--
Dear Diary~: Pairings: Yoosu, Yunjae :::: Jaemin, Jaesu, Jaechun, Jaechul, Other pairings... xD ♥ Rating: pg/pg-13 ♥ Genre: crack, romance, fluff, angstish
Summary: A collection of journal entries from the boys of DBSK. Let's get inside their heads. ^.~
☆ Hookups and Emoticons: Pairings: Yoosu, Yunjae :::: Jaemin (onesided), KiMin, HyukSu ♥ Rating: pg/pg-13 ♥ Genre: romantic, crack, chat world
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
☆ Dictionary Jae: [Drabble series] Pairing: Yunjae ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: comedy
Summary: Is Jaejoong explaining a concept or complaining about Yunho? xD
--::Incomplete::--
Sex Therapy: Pairing: JaeSu ♥ Rating: NC-17 ♥ Genre: comedy, romance, smut
Summary: After a string of bad fortune involving numerous bad dates, a crazy boss and a sex doll salesman, Junsu has had enough stress to last several lifetimes. Jaejoong is willing to relieve that stress. No money, no hassle, no strings attached.
:Short Stuff:
--::Short series::-- [3-9 chapters]
Stolen Hearts and Shoes: Pairing: Yoosu :::: Yunjae, mystery pairing... ♥ Rating: pg-13/nc-17 ♥ Genre: comedy, romance, smut
Summary: Yoochun, the love-starved, writer's blocked songwriter is one day (forcibly) introduced to the new neighbors. However, his first impression of someone's bare, wet ass isn't quite what he expected. And while his roommate stirs up more trouble than he can handle, Yoochun discovers secrets about his neighbors that inspire him more than he would've ever imagined.
--::Shots::--
* Happy Birthday, Hyukjae...: [Twoshot] Pairing: Yoosu, Yunjae, Mincake xD ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: comedy
Summary: Junsu wants to hold a surprise birthday party for Eunhyuk at the DBSK household in 1 hour. But the household is not quite focused on the task. Yoochun would rather play computer games, Jaejoong is having emotional problems and can't call Yunho, Yunho has yet to show up because of Jaejoong's emotional problems, and Changmin won't stay away from the cake. Junsu has only one thing on his mind: HELP!
* Flying Isn't Hard: [Oneshot] Pairing: Yunjae ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: angst
Summary: Yunho forgets everything and Jaejoong wishes love had wings.
* Remembering Sunday: [Oneshot] Pairing: Yunjae ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: angst, romance
Summary: Yesterday was the best day of Yunho's life. In the blink of an eye, Jaejoong appeared in his life one Sunday afternoon. And disappears before the rain goes away.
* Baby Daddies: [Oneshot] Pairings: OT5, Jaemin ♥ Rating: pg-13 ♥ Genre: crack, Minpreg xD
Summary: It's been a long seven months and no one knows who's Changmin's baby's daddy. Junsu is too pissed at Changmin to get him a cup of grapefruit juice, Yoochun is too exhausted to stop crying, Yunho is too shocked to function, and Jaejoong is just loving it all. Two more months to go.
Baby Daddies 2: [Oneshot/Sequel] Pairings: OT5, Jaemin ♥ Rating: pg-13 ♥ Genre: crack, fluff, Minpreg 8D
Summary: 9 months later and Junsu is in a taco shop, Yoochun is falling apart, Yunho is malfunctioning again and Jaejoong is as Jaejoong as Jaejoong can be. And Changmin? Let's just say Changmin is stressed. 3 years later and nothing much has changed but the Dong Bang family is bigger and the love is even warmer.
☆ One Touch: [Oneshot] Pairing: Jaemin ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: smut + crack = smack xD
Summary: Everyone knows that famous game. Many attempt it but only two have perfected it. What antics will unfold in another game of One Touch? I don't know, but Jaejoong found the Curry. xD
Friday Nights are Too Exciting for Studying: [Oneshot] Pairings: Yoosu, Yunjae ♥ Rating: pg-13 ♥ Genre: crack
Summary: The maknae learns why procrastinating is bad.
Chasing Sunsets: [Oneshot] Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: angst, romance
Summary: Sunsets. Vibrant, teeming with energy, always changing, always moving, singing, glowing, full, perfect and fleeting. But when that dance of sunlight disappears over the horizon, Yoochun feels as though his warmth left with it.
High and In a Daze: [Oneshot] Pairing: Yunjae ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: fluff
Summary: Where breathing is tough and no one knows where the ground is
Y.U.N.J.A.E.: [Oneshot -- Prequel to J.A.E.S.U.] Pairing: Yunjae ♥ Rating: r ♥ Genre: smut, romance
Summary: Before Jaejoong and Junsu, there was Jaejoong and Yunho. They were perfect for each other: attractive, passionate and headstrong, leaving many to believe the promiscuous Kim Jaejoong would be off the market for quite a long time. But much to Jaejoong's surprise, they broke up. How did it happen? In the flurry of passion, sex and crappy hot chocolate, what was wrong with their relationship that could have crackled, hissed and sputtered hot sparks that singed the couple's fate, ultimately burning down their blazing flame of...love?
The Cockblockers: [Oneshot] Pairing: Yunjae ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: comedy, smut
Summary: Yunho and Jaejoong indulge in the ultimate pleasure--Each other's bodies. Losing themselves in lusty sin until there is nothing to breathe but one another's name, cried out in a whirlwind of hot promises and sweet seduction.......until the Cockblockers ruin everything. xD
☆ Strawberry Yogurt: [Twoshot] Pairings: Yunjae, Yunjaemin ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: smut
Summary: Changmin completes a usual night of watching porn on his laptop. And is quite surprised to find live porn in his own house.
☆☆ You + Me = L-O-V-E: [Oneshot] Pairing: Yunjae ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: smut
Summary: Jaejoong needs incentive to learn math. Yunho is a good incentive.
Tricky Treats: [Oneshot] Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: pg-13 ♥ Genre: comedy, mystery, romance, fluff
Summary: Someone knows Junsu's dark, Halloween secret. Will they tell or leave poor Junsu alone with his tortured soul?
Booties: [Oneshot] Pairing: YunJae, YunJaeSu ♥ Rating: pg-13 ♥ Genre: comedy
Summary: Junsu's babysitting clients have a question for him. But it turns out to be much more interesting than he imagined.
Snowballing [Oneshot] Pairing: JaeMin ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: smut, romance, angst
Summary: Little by little Jaejoong is slowly losing control. But it's too late and he's helplessly in love.
Love is a Roller Coaster: [Oneshot] Pairing: Jaejoong/mystery ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: romance, fluff
Summary: Jaejoong is secretly in love with one of his best friends. But which one is it?
Unconditional: [Oneshot] Pairing: YunJae ♥ Rating: r ♥ Genre: fluff, romance, smut
Summary: Through the many different sides of Jaejoong, from confident to crazy, Yunho is there.
--::Drabbles/Ficlets::--
* Rewind: [Drabble] Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: angst
Summary: If only life were like a DVD player.
That's Not It: [Drabble] Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: g ♥ Genre: fluff, romance
Summary: Yoochun can't find Paradise. Junsu shows him the way.
Take It and Go: [Drabble] Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: g ♥ Genre: fluff
Summary: Junsu. One of life's more demanding entities. But Yoochun doesn't mind one bit.
Mondays Sting But That's Okay: [Drabble] Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: g ♥ Genre: fluff
Summary: You know it's love when there's sand in your eyes and an ice cream cone in each hand.
☆ My Shattered Breath: [Drabble] Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: r ♥ Genre: angst, romance, smuttish
Summary: Both are free falling. Junsu falls apart with a glitter glue smile. Yoochun traces wings for him along his back.
FTW: [Drabble] Pairing: Yunjae ♥ Rating: pg-13 ♥ Genre: angst
Summary: Jaejoong wants it from him, not You.
A Mini Moment with Min: [Ficlet] Pairing: Yoosu, Min-centric ♥ Rating: pg-13 ♥ Genre: comedy
Summary: The maknae just enjoys the simple pleasures.
Sexy Conversations: Free Ballin': [Ficlet] Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: comedy
Summary: Junsu has a sexy surprise. Yoochun's eating frosted flakes.
Joy to the World, Yoochun has Cum: [Ficlet] Pairing: JaeChun ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: smut, comedy
Summary: If Jaejoong's cock were Santa Claus...
Fragile, Empty Paradise: [Drabble] Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: romance, fantasy
Summary: They live in a world without a moon, where death is obsolete and apples are no good here.
The Quest: [Ficlet] Pairing: Jaemin ♥ Rating: pg ♥ Genre: crack
Summary: All Changmin wanted was a sandwich. What he got was The Quest.
:Requested Stuff:
* A is for Adoration: misstellittome - Request: Everyone adores Su~ ♥ Requested Pairing: OT5 ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: smut + crack = smack xD
Summary: Junsu needs proof that all the members love him as much as Yoochun does. And proof is not all he receives...
* Life is Hard and So is Yunho: absolute_wings - Request: Yunho needs a roommate ♥ Requested Pairing: Homin ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: smut + crack = smack xD
Summary: Yunho is in desperate need of a roommate before he ends up homeless in front of that stupid Chinese restaurant. So where does Changmin come in? >D
* Tears of Everything: micky_susu <3 Request: Innocent Su ♥ Requested Pairing: Hosu ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: angst, romance, smut
Summary: The weight of the hideous world perched upon his shoulders, Yunho reluctantly visits a brothel where he meets an innocent, blind new prostitute with so much more to offer.
* Lamest. Date. Ever.: sunnyade - Request: Comedy-horror in an amusement park ♥ Requested Pairing: Minsu ♥ Rating: pg-13 ♥ Genre: comedy, horror
Summary: Envelope the night with terror in your vows of delinquency. Wreak havoc upon unsuspecting intruders of the mortal nocturne. But NEVER sneak into an amusement park haunted house after hours when the merry-go-round is still. The house might call you an idiot and send zombie minions after you. x3
* Mr. Jung: vaguelynormal - Request: Bastard Min, teacher-student smut ♥ Requested Pairing: Homin ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: smut
Summary: Changmin earns himself a spot in detention. And he couldn't be happier.
:Hiatus:
* J.A.E.S.U.: Pairings: Jaesu :::: Hanchul, Yoosu ♥ Rating: pg-13 ♥ Genre: romantic comedy
Summary: Jaejoong has always been the dumper, never the dumpee. One could call him a player, but he prefers a more accurate name. A professional. But when his latest love interest suddenly turns his back on him, he begins to question whether he's lost his game. After agreeing to a bet with his good friend Kim Heechul, Jaejoong's newest challenge is the virgin new guy, Junsu. In this new territory, can Jaejoong withhold his reputation and claim this Junsu person as his own? Will he want to let go once the bet is over?
Say My Name: Pairing: Yunjae :::: Mystery pairing ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: Romantic comedy, smut
Summary: Kim Jaejoong is an average fellow. He's straight, he cooks, loves cats and Febreze and works at a sleazy lingerie store. Perfectly normal. But his last few roommates have been anything but normal. However, when new roommate, Jung Yunho walks through the door of his apartment, he thinks he's finally found the roomie of his dreams. That is, until a dildo avalanche spills out of his luggage.
I'M GONNA TURN PARK YOOCHUN GAY! 8D: Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: pg-13/nc-17 ♥ Genre: crack, smut
Summary: Kim Junsu is on a mission: Plan Gay. Living with his ultra sexy and irresistible roommate Park Yoochun has been playing cruel mind tricks on him that leave him just a little more than hot and bothered. And thus, he's made a decision to make the feeling mutual. Even if it kills him. But not all his schemes go exactly as planned.
Wildflowers: Pairing: Jaemin, Jaechun ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: romance, angst, smut
Summary: Changmin sits back and watches love bloom. It grows wild and unwanted.
P.S.: Pairing: Yoosu ♥ Rating: nc-17 ♥ Genre: comedy romance, smut
Summary: Dear Lover,
All the wonderful times we have spent together have been a gift to me. From sharing ice cream under the cherry blossom tree to falling asleep in your arms, the memory of your love will forever mark my soul. Please be mine forever and always.
-Love,
Your Loving Lover
P.S. I am a porn star.
:Super Junior Stuff:
* Kangin's Problem: [Oneshot] Pairings: Kangteuk, KangOthers ♣ Rating: pg ♣ Genre: crack
Summary: Kangin doesn't know what to do. People keep writing fanfics about him with...guys...
* Happy Together: Pairings: Eunhae, Yewook, Kangteuk, Hanchul ♣ Rating: pg ♣ Genre: crack
Summary: Let's venture where no fangirl has journeyed before...the Super Junior practice room! 8D Explore your senses and imagine yourself stalking listening right outside the door and hearing the voices of the world's awesomest group of 13 men as they prepare for their 3rd (awesome) album: Sorry, Sorry.