J.A.E.S.U. [9 - D.A.TE.]

[k_chan91]

Title: J.A.E.S.U. (Just After Every Slut's Underwear)
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: ...Disclaim is not in my vocabulary 8D
Length: [9/?]
Pairings: Jaesu, Hanchul, (YooSu??? o.O)
Genre: Romantic comedy
Rating: PG-13 (Some dialogue and stuff...)
Summary: Jaejoong has always been the dumper, never the dumpee. One could call him a player, but he

Comments

[k_chan91]

Yo yo yo, yoyo's are fun! 8D

[k_chan91]

*passes the Jae around*

Please rape at will. :D

[k_chan91]

I'm glad you feel the pity for Heenim as well. xDD Everyone's lives in this fic suck in some unique way. Haha~ xDDD

*sigh* Darn Jae's selfishness. But we shall see what will happen in the future... And this new revised bet Heechul's concocted. o.o

[naeve14]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! YOU UPDATE!!!

I AM AT THE OFFICE BUT I DON'T EVEN CARE!!!

*goes to read*

[k_chan91]

o.O
LOLOLOLOL!! xD

This chapter is surprisingly smutless, so read away~

*leaves you cookies*

[naeve14]

surprisingly smutless

ooooooooooooooo scandalouZe!! *winks*

So, you were once like Junsu? So clueless until you started read fics and writing thm as well... *le gasps* HOMG!!! What wonder can fics do to the former innocent you!! *faints*

*revives back to eat cookies* Yummay!!

[k_chan91]

I always knew cookies had life-giving powers. :'D

*sigh* It's tough being innocent. It really is. And once you shed the purity, you find out just how dirty the world really it. >D

[k_chan91]

Heh. Only the clueless part of Junsu, I think. x'D I don't think I'm as strong as the Su. (We'll see in later chapters~)

But the innocent part.....a lot (I mean A LOT 8D) of that kinda went away when I discovered fanfics. You've noticed meh smut fics, right? >.> *sigh* Bye, Innocence. I shall miss thee. 8'D

Just keep telling the dirty jokes. Eventually your friends' innocence will fly away like mine and one day they'll finally get it. xD

Just direct them to Yunjae smut fics >D

[k_chan91]

o.O
Kangteuk smut....in the.....
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hmmmm. I'm pretty sure my first smut was some kind of Yoosu-ness.

Mwhaha! That's the spirit! Spread the dirt~ >D Until the whole world is filthy with DBSK smut-iness.

Ha! 8D All hail the Almight Key!! 8DD

[every_journal]

I love it! Damn when will that insufferal duck-butt cave for Jaejoong's hotness! I don't know how he can resist him.
And Yoochun? Seriously? Has Junsu officialy gone crazy. That's the only explanation I can fanthom!
Poor Jae, it must be really if he's actually prefering militairy school now.
I'm also wondering whether Jaejoong really likes his man-magnet status or if he just sitcks with it because it's the only kind of relationship he's familiar with.

*hugs*

[k_chan91]

Hey, I can kinda understand why Su would choose Chunnie over Jae. Who wouldn't want a greasy, goofball who touches people too much over a smexy, cocky, smexy, smooth, smexy....Jae...Joong...... O.O

What's wrong with you, Su!?!?!??! Rape the Joongie!! Rape! Now!!! xD

Hmmm....maybe Joongie just wishes he had...more. ^.^

*gives you cookies*