Dear Diary~ [Page 27 - Changmin]
[Page 27 - Changmin] *sigh* This crack fic has been so heavy lately. T.T Time to lighten it up! ^_^
Dear Diary,
DARN IT!
I locked myself in the closet again!
Yunho even fixed the door last week and I still got locked in.
Why? Does Yunho hate me? Yeah, he replaced the old doorknob, but this one came competely off! What the crap!?
I can see the other end of the doorknob rolling on the floor next to the white. These slits are the only reason I’m able to get any light in here because, although Yunho bought a new light bulb to fix the one in this closet, he forgot to actually put it in. Stupid Yunho and his forgetfulness. Stupid Jaejoong and his laundry.
Jaejoong.
We’re through, Diary. While I was talking to Yunho downtown, I have no idea why Yoochun came out of the store he’s banned from dressed like an old lady, but I do know what I saw on that TV screen.
Not only does he KNOW Yoochun has a thing for Junsu, but he SHOULD know that he’s supposed to have kind of a thing for ME. What happened? Is it because I won’t put out? He never even asked me if I wanted to…do stuff like that, so I don’t know why he had to go off and fulfill his needs without talking to me first.
Was I that disappointing, Jaejoong? Why did you have to bother kissing me in the first place? I was happily straight before you.
Everyone hates Jaejoong now.
Junsu woke up with a hangover and started crying when me, Yoochun and Yunho got home. There was a lot of yelling when Jaejoong finally dragged his face in.
I can’t believe how confused he looked when I told him we’re breaking up. It was like he didn’t think what he had done was a horrible, ridiculous thing to do. Diary, he almost couldn’t remember it.
How can any human being just forget such betrayal? Multiple acts of betrayal, at that.
I’ve come to the conclusion that Jaejoong is not human.
He’s just some sex hound looking for another meal to LIP RAPE. Once he’s done ravishing our entire apartment, he’ll move on to Heechul’s flat.
You wouldn’t believe all the lame excuses he threw at us. Like, “You guys know I never think before I act.” And, “I was drunk!” And, “I was trying to help Junsu.” And, “I’m not a LIP RAPIST!” And, “I just thought he needed to loosen up.”
Yeah, Junsu loosened up alright. If he was mentally unhinged before, he’s gonna completely lose his mind now. Poor Junsu. He mostly sobbed on the couch and watched the rest of us fight.
Poor Yoochun. I couldn’t tell if he was going to murder Jaejoong right there in the living room or cry his eyes out. He tried to do both, but Yunho kept him from lunging at Jaejoong’s jugulars.
I, on the other hand, am just angry. Furious to the core. It’s like he just refuses to respect me and thinks he can just fling around my emotions like a Frisbee. I was always told that I’m more mature than hyung, but I never thought it was true to this extent.
I couldn’t help but notice how far apart Yoochun and Junsu were from each other. Junsu with his face buried in the couch and Yoochun shoving a finger into Jaejoong’s chest on the far side of the room. Jaejoong did much more than destroy our relationship. I can’t think of a Swiffer mop in the world that can clean up this mess.
Yunho didn’t really talk much. I don’t know if he was just shocked, confused, silently fuming or what, but the only thing I remember him saying was, “Again, Jae?”
I just feel sorry for Yunho because he still has to share a room with the guy. Maybe Jaejoong will sleep on the couch. Or at Leeteuk’s place. Or visit Hankyung’s family in China and stay there.
I think maybe I’ll invite Yunho to sleep in my room if he promises to keep his mouth shut while he sleeps and he doesn’t bug me about my sleep talking. It’s not like I can control it.
I hope Jaejoong rots on the inside. Is that too harsh? Okay, I hope he feels really, really bad for a super long time. How’s that?
Jeeze, I’ve never even had a girlfriend before him and he just steals my first kiss and tosses it away. If Yunho wasn’t bent on keeping everyone from physically marring anyone else, I’d choke Jaejoong.
…
Or at least if this door wasn’t screwed up, I’d choke Jaejoong.
Stupid Yunho…
Actually, I hope Jaejoong just goes crazy, which is what he’s going to do after living with us for long enough.
This past Monday, Yoochun spat in the batch of pancakes Jaejoong had the nerve to try to cook us. He spat in it. Well, honestly, I probably still would’ve eaten it, but I controlled myself and just flat out ignored the food. The mouth-watering food…
Made by a LIP RAPING demon.
Then, when he got home, he found all the clothes in his closet thrown out all over the lawn in front of the apartment. The landlord was pretty pissed at Jaejoong because he found one of his hats that said Jae Baby sewn in it, so Jihoon hyung knew it was all his.
Oh, but that was just outside. Yoochun threw all of Jaejoong’s underwear all over the furniture in the lobby. Onew got pretty mad at him for “corrupting the youth” when Taemin accidentally rubbed his face all over a pair of his boxers and freaked out. Minho thought it was a handkerchief and handed it to him to blow his nose. At least Jaejoong’s boxers have little-dancing-kid-snot in them now.
He had to pick it all up. With everyone in the building passing by and staring at him like he was some kind of flasher roaming around a playground in the park. Sweet.
But that was just Monday.
Tuesday morning, Yoochun convinced me to do something absolutely horrible. I just casually passed by him while he was sulking on the couch and ordered him to make me breakfast. When he asked what (You should have heard him, Diary. All, “What? What do you want me to make?” as if I could forgive him that easily.) I just said, “Everything.”
And so basically, by the time I had to leave for my morning classes, the entire refrigerator was empty and I had walked out the door. I saw his face right before I walked by the kitchen without saying a word.
Stunned. Completely and totally crestfallen, shaken, shattered, shocked, scared, wounded, defeated, bewildered, tortured and stunned.
He deserved it all.
After all, me and Yoochun and even Yunho and Junsu have had our share of tears, trauma, distrust, anxiety, distress, agony, tension, surprise, exhaustion, and emotion.
Not to mention, Yoochun told me he made Jaejoong go to the grocery store and restock before Yunho could wake up. And all before he had to go to work.
Actually, me and Yoochun have been a lot closer lately. I guess two hearts broken can mend together.
Wednesday was pretty average. I didn’t have any classes, so I sat at home and watched Yoochun glue Jaejoong’s laptop to the elevator wall.
Thursday, Jaejoong shouldn’t even have bothered waking up. He made Junsu cry.
Later, he had cornered Junsu in the bathroom trying to apologize, but Junsu hasn’t spoken a word for the past week. How dare he try to force forgiveness out of him now. He’ll recover from absolute emotional torment and misery on his own terms.
Well, anyway, me and Yoochun could hear him sobbing from the living room and rushed in, of course. Yoochun gave him an earful.
An earful.
Like, I could hear the venom in his voice echoing off the bathroom walls. And you know how Yoochun has this really low, pseudo-Darth Vadar voice, right? Yeah. Kinda scary.
Jaejoong kept staring at Yunho like he was going to save his stupid life, but Yunho looked back one time and walked away. I think he went for a really long jog.
At this rate, I don’t think any of us will ever forgive him. We’ve already spread the word to all our friends, but no one will understand everything we went through. Everyone is mostly keeping their distance.
I think the only one taking sides is Junho, of course, because of Junsu. I bet Eunhyuk is silently hating Jaejoong on his own, though. He hasn’t explicitly said it or anything, but…come on. It’s Junsu that Jaejoong broke.
I called Kibum the other day and he had the guts to tell me to get over it.
Get over it?
Pardon me for thinking that getting over the feeling of having your heart smashed into a million little pieces is
Who’s that?
Diary, someone just came in. I can see him through the slits in this door. Finally, I’m saved.
Hey…
It’s more than one person.
Yoochun and…
I can’t see who the other one is. His back is facing me.
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It’s Junsu.
Yoochun is squeezing his butt.
Okay, so this is a bit uncomfortable. I can’t come out now after seeing that.
Wait. Why doesn’t Junsu look like he’s about to break down and start crying anymore?
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They’re making out.
I don’t know whether to be grossed out or glad for Yoochun or…
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SCARED OUT OF MY FRICKING MIND!
Okay, okay, okay. Breathe, Changmin. All Junsu did was climb on top of the washing machine and wrap his legs around Yoochun’s waist, while Yoochun is being all touchy gropey. But it’s okay. I am calm and collected. A little spit swapping never hurt anyone.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
DIARY!!! MAKE THEM KEEP THEIR CLOTHES ON PLEASSSSSSEEEEE!
OMG! Make the moaning STOP!!!!
~Min!!
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