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Can you believe it?!? It's sunny outside! For once, it's fucking sunny outside!!! I don't care how long it lasts, I'm just glad to know that our dying star still exists. Sigh...
Woke up at 7:45 this morning to get to tennis class on time. Of course, I was the first one there. AND even though it was sunny, the temperature outside did not reflect it. I got the sniffles waiting for the tennis coach to show up. Unfortunately, I'm not sure the tennis class is going to stick. As of present, we have five people in the class. So, if any of you girls think you're gettin' fat and wanna play some tennis with me on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8:30 am, gimme and call and add the fuckin' class. I need these credits to graduate! Please! Help a brother out!
Last night was totally awesome! Annie, Karina, Megan and I went out to the valley to have dinner at Fresh Choice. See, we all wanted soft serve badly and Fresh Choice was the obvious path. Whatever! All they had was fat free ranch dressing. It looked like jizzum for Christ's sake! And, well, tasted like nothing. We did have a fabulous time taking pictures with the naughty vegetables. There were murals of fruits and veggies painted on the walls. And the stalks of green onions resembled a cluster of penises. I mean, it was uncanny. The employees MUST know. It's just too obvious. Then, we went into another room and saw an apple that had a slice taken out of it. It was a vagina, no shit! I'm not lying! Annie will post the pictures and you will see! All I gotta say is that there is nothing like 4th grade humor. It never gets old.
Started reading Ender's Game yesterday. Quite a compelling novel. I can't put the little fucker down. I wish I had more time to devote to reading. I like it so much.
I have a photography class in an hour and a half. I don't wanna go. It's FIVE HOURS LONG! Can you believe that!?!
I'm so cold right now. So cold...
Woke up at 7:45 this morning to get to tennis class on time. Of course, I was the first one there. AND even though it was sunny, the temperature outside did not reflect it. I got the sniffles waiting for the tennis coach to show up. Unfortunately, I'm not sure the tennis class is going to stick. As of present, we have five people in the class. So, if any of you girls think you're gettin' fat and wanna play some tennis with me on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8:30 am, gimme and call and add the fuckin' class. I need these credits to graduate! Please! Help a brother out!
Last night was totally awesome! Annie, Karina, Megan and I went out to the valley to have dinner at Fresh Choice. See, we all wanted soft serve badly and Fresh Choice was the obvious path. Whatever! All they had was fat free ranch dressing. It looked like jizzum for Christ's sake! And, well, tasted like nothing. We did have a fabulous time taking pictures with the naughty vegetables. There were murals of fruits and veggies painted on the walls. And the stalks of green onions resembled a cluster of penises. I mean, it was uncanny. The employees MUST know. It's just too obvious. Then, we went into another room and saw an apple that had a slice taken out of it. It was a vagina, no shit! I'm not lying! Annie will post the pictures and you will see! All I gotta say is that there is nothing like 4th grade humor. It never gets old.
Started reading Ender's Game yesterday. Quite a compelling novel. I can't put the little fucker down. I wish I had more time to devote to reading. I like it so much.
I have a photography class in an hour and a half. I don't wanna go. It's FIVE HOURS LONG! Can you believe that!?!
I'm so cold right now. So cold...