Drinking pains
Still house sitting. Been drunk every night since it started. I really need to take a break seeing as how every muscle in my body is screaming out in pain. But, what else are you gonna do? I'm forced to stay here at night, so I might as well do something productive. Or is it destructive? Moving along...
I think there's some weird infestation going on here. For the last three days I've been picking these weird meal worms off the kitchen ceiling with disposable napkins. See, I've got to kill them in their larval stage, otherwise they'll turn into these weird flying insects. And anyone who knows me, knows I absolutely hate things that fly. I'm just worried because the Pasternacks are gonna get back into town only to find that their kitchen has been taken over by creepy maggot-like worms. They're gonna think I'm a horrible house sitter. Not only that! But the dogs are totally beginning to take advantage of me! I swear, I should never own pets or have children. I'm just no good with discipline. I've been giving these dogs treats about three to four times a day, just for being cute. And now they're walking all over me. I think I may have to pull a kindergarten cop. You know, get a ferret and a whistle?
Had some more friends over last night. My old friend, Dana Harper, called me up out of the blue and wanted to hang out. I had not seen her since 2001. I totally did a double take when she walked into the resaurant last night. She looks great and it's so woderful to see her again. I think we're gonna hang out later today as well. She and her friend, Jeff, came over to the house last night. Also my friend Mark was here too. We just hung out, made some french fries and watched Wet Hot American Summer. It was great to catch up with old friends.
Today I'm supposed to hang out with Chris. He's coming over in a bit and I think we're gonna see Life Aquatic. That should be fun.
Ung, I need to get into the shower. I smell like bad liver and cigarettes. And when I say bad liver, I'm talking about MY bad liver. I'm killing it! Need to take a break from drinking...
Kerry
I think there's some weird infestation going on here. For the last three days I've been picking these weird meal worms off the kitchen ceiling with disposable napkins. See, I've got to kill them in their larval stage, otherwise they'll turn into these weird flying insects. And anyone who knows me, knows I absolutely hate things that fly. I'm just worried because the Pasternacks are gonna get back into town only to find that their kitchen has been taken over by creepy maggot-like worms. They're gonna think I'm a horrible house sitter. Not only that! But the dogs are totally beginning to take advantage of me! I swear, I should never own pets or have children. I'm just no good with discipline. I've been giving these dogs treats about three to four times a day, just for being cute. And now they're walking all over me. I think I may have to pull a kindergarten cop. You know, get a ferret and a whistle?
Had some more friends over last night. My old friend, Dana Harper, called me up out of the blue and wanted to hang out. I had not seen her since 2001. I totally did a double take when she walked into the resaurant last night. She looks great and it's so woderful to see her again. I think we're gonna hang out later today as well. She and her friend, Jeff, came over to the house last night. Also my friend Mark was here too. We just hung out, made some french fries and watched Wet Hot American Summer. It was great to catch up with old friends.
Today I'm supposed to hang out with Chris. He's coming over in a bit and I think we're gonna see Life Aquatic. That should be fun.
Ung, I need to get into the shower. I smell like bad liver and cigarettes. And when I say bad liver, I'm talking about MY bad liver. I'm killing it! Need to take a break from drinking...
Kerry