effing with the morning customers is the only joy i have at my job

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buddy: can i also get a scone

me: you want me to heat your cinnamon bun in the stove?

buddy:? ...scone

me: we have an oven in the back?

buddy: i want a scone
me: stove?

buddy: scone. scone. SCONE!

me ?

(insert a minute more of the ol'back and forth)

jenna: scone, karina

me: ohhhhhh! i thought you were saying stove.

buddy: i gathered