This is why I should not take cold medication, and tegz should not get up early...
KBabySmiles: my computer has a trojan
KBabySmiles: and its making it do funny things
KBabySmiles: and i can't figure out how to get rid of it
teguila85proof: i hate viruses
KBabySmiles: i like run virus scan and it doesn't show up
teguila85proof: why do they call it 'Trojans' aren't trojans supposed to protect you from viruses and babies and the likes?
KBabySmiles: but when i like re-start my computer it says that a trojan was detected in the system and that it deleted it...but that message comes up EVERY time i turn the computer on
teguila85proof: boo
KBabySmiles: eh...i think abstinance protects you better from babies and the likes
teguila85proof: yes but the fact that it IS the virus throws me off and makes me doubt trojan condoms
KBabySmiles: exactly
teguila85proof: hmph
KBabySmiles: my thoughts exactly
teguila85proof: maybe theyre the same company
KBabySmiles: ooo...perhaps
teguila85proof: it makes me doubt wooden horses too
KBabySmiles: man...what is the world comming to when a girl can't trust her wooden horse?
teguila85proof: but i should have already known that given history
KBabySmiles: a girl can dream, can't she?
teguila85proof: yea....someday there shall be a nice wooden horse and i shall ride it into the sunset
KBabySmiles: wouldn't you rather a real horse?
teguila85proof: ...no cuz like a wooden horse would be on wheels or a rocker and id be less likely to fall off or smell
KBabySmiles: until you started to roll down a hill
teguila85proof: hhmmm maybe a rocker then...so i dont go anywhere and i can just headbang
KBabySmiles: good plan
teguila85proof: mm...i have one up in my attic actually......gasp...SPIES
KBabySmiles: =-O
teguila85proof: im scurred
KBabySmiles: you might want to go put a blindfold on it so it can't see anything
teguila85proof: true that, but if the little men want to come out and attack they will
teguila85proof: wait...
teguila85proof: wooden horse....little men....
teguila85proof: i wonder if they can swim
KBabySmiles: prolly not...they might be in the horse so it'll float if they get thrown into the ocean
teguila85proof: ....but but, wooden horse...little men....do u catch my drift...with tails
KBabySmiles: haha
KBabySmiles: yep
teguila85proof: ok good
KBabySmiles: its prolly all a metathingy
teguila85proof: what? metawhat?
KBabySmiles: meta4
teguila85proof: oohhh
teguila85proof: hm yea maybe
teguila85proof: well i kinda hope so
KBabySmiles: or is it a simathingy
teguila85proof: lol
KBabySmiles: isn't the meta4 like or as?
teguila85proof: no thats similie
teguila85proof: smily!
KBabySmiles: how did i pass AP english
teguila85proof: lol
KBabySmiles: i bet that whole war story with the wooden horse, was all about sex
KBabySmiles: and no one has figured it out yet
teguila85proof: but im too smart
KBabySmiles: we could be rich and famous
teguila85proof: wow
teguila85proof: i know
teguila85proof: we should write a thesis
KBabySmiles: we should...we could get our PhD's now
KBabySmiles: and skip over all the undergrad crap
teguila85proof: in sexual history
teguila85proof: yea!
KBabySmiles: its kinda psychology
KBabySmiles: we could use freud
KBabySmiles: what'd he think about horses
teguila85proof: Tegan Cody PhD of Sexual History
KBabySmiles: or wood?
teguila85proof: yes!
teguila85proof: hmmmmm
teguila85proof: i think this is the most earthshaking and intelligent conversation in the history of conversations
KBabySmiles: i think so do
KBabySmiles: the government is prolly tapping this
KBabySmiles: and on their way to our houses right now
teguila85proof: i know....in a wooden horse
teguila85proof: just to fuck with our minds
KBabySmiles: they're pretty tricky
KBabySmiles: but they can't fool us!
teguila85proof: yeea...never
teguila85proof: when we think, we think hard
heh...
KBabySmiles: and its making it do funny things
KBabySmiles: and i can't figure out how to get rid of it
teguila85proof: i hate viruses
KBabySmiles: i like run virus scan and it doesn't show up
teguila85proof: why do they call it 'Trojans' aren't trojans supposed to protect you from viruses and babies and the likes?
KBabySmiles: but when i like re-start my computer it says that a trojan was detected in the system and that it deleted it...but that message comes up EVERY time i turn the computer on
teguila85proof: boo
KBabySmiles: eh...i think abstinance protects you better from babies and the likes
teguila85proof: yes but the fact that it IS the virus throws me off and makes me doubt trojan condoms
KBabySmiles: exactly
teguila85proof: hmph
KBabySmiles: my thoughts exactly
teguila85proof: maybe theyre the same company
KBabySmiles: ooo...perhaps
teguila85proof: it makes me doubt wooden horses too
KBabySmiles: man...what is the world comming to when a girl can't trust her wooden horse?
teguila85proof: but i should have already known that given history
KBabySmiles: a girl can dream, can't she?
teguila85proof: yea....someday there shall be a nice wooden horse and i shall ride it into the sunset
KBabySmiles: wouldn't you rather a real horse?
teguila85proof: ...no cuz like a wooden horse would be on wheels or a rocker and id be less likely to fall off or smell
KBabySmiles: until you started to roll down a hill
teguila85proof: hhmmm maybe a rocker then...so i dont go anywhere and i can just headbang
KBabySmiles: good plan
teguila85proof: mm...i have one up in my attic actually......gasp...SPIES
KBabySmiles: =-O
teguila85proof: im scurred
KBabySmiles: you might want to go put a blindfold on it so it can't see anything
teguila85proof: true that, but if the little men want to come out and attack they will
teguila85proof: wait...
teguila85proof: wooden horse....little men....
teguila85proof: i wonder if they can swim
KBabySmiles: prolly not...they might be in the horse so it'll float if they get thrown into the ocean
teguila85proof: ....but but, wooden horse...little men....do u catch my drift...with tails
KBabySmiles: haha
KBabySmiles: yep
teguila85proof: ok good
KBabySmiles: its prolly all a metathingy
teguila85proof: what? metawhat?
KBabySmiles: meta4
teguila85proof: oohhh
teguila85proof: hm yea maybe
teguila85proof: well i kinda hope so
KBabySmiles: or is it a simathingy
teguila85proof: lol
KBabySmiles: isn't the meta4 like or as?
teguila85proof: no thats similie
teguila85proof: smily!
KBabySmiles: how did i pass AP english
teguila85proof: lol
KBabySmiles: i bet that whole war story with the wooden horse, was all about sex
KBabySmiles: and no one has figured it out yet
teguila85proof: but im too smart
KBabySmiles: we could be rich and famous
teguila85proof: wow
teguila85proof: i know
teguila85proof: we should write a thesis
KBabySmiles: we should...we could get our PhD's now
KBabySmiles: and skip over all the undergrad crap
teguila85proof: in sexual history
teguila85proof: yea!
KBabySmiles: its kinda psychology
KBabySmiles: we could use freud
KBabySmiles: what'd he think about horses
teguila85proof: Tegan Cody PhD of Sexual History
KBabySmiles: or wood?
teguila85proof: yes!
teguila85proof: hmmmmm
teguila85proof: i think this is the most earthshaking and intelligent conversation in the history of conversations
KBabySmiles: i think so do
KBabySmiles: the government is prolly tapping this
KBabySmiles: and on their way to our houses right now
teguila85proof: i know....in a wooden horse
teguila85proof: just to fuck with our minds
KBabySmiles: they're pretty tricky
KBabySmiles: but they can't fool us!
teguila85proof: yeea...never
teguila85proof: when we think, we think hard
heh...