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So, on my way to get food, i saw a guy holding a sign.
intrigued, i stalked closer.
he was an older gentlemen, probably in his late 70's, wearing a straw hat.
His sign on one side said "Repent and Live!" and on the other it said "All sinners shall be DESTROYED!"
I couldn't resist.
I walked up to him.
and he started preaching to me.
so I interrupted, and told him I didn't believe in "God".
he told me "don't you have something better to do with your time then? You're going to hell anyways. Go and commit whatever sinful acts you wish!"
"wait, you're telling me to go commit... murder?"
"If that's what you wish to do, then go!"
so i stuck around some more.
someone asked him why he was here
"to convince people to fear God, and let him into their heart. and leave this Nothing Meaningful University to carry out the will of Jesus and your creator!"
I stuck around while he interrupted those who tried to ask him questions that might go against his beliefs.
he used me as an example.
told me he hoped God struck me down upon leaving.
I thanked him for his time, and offered my hand to him, in a kind gesture.
He said "I cannot take your hand, for the Lord has declared you unclean, and I cannot touch things that are unclean."
I laughed.
and walked away.
Edit:
I forgot, he said Jesus was NOT kind and loving, but Hitler was.
intrigued, i stalked closer.
he was an older gentlemen, probably in his late 70's, wearing a straw hat.
His sign on one side said "Repent and Live!" and on the other it said "All sinners shall be DESTROYED!"
I couldn't resist.
I walked up to him.
and he started preaching to me.
so I interrupted, and told him I didn't believe in "God".
he told me "don't you have something better to do with your time then? You're going to hell anyways. Go and commit whatever sinful acts you wish!"
"wait, you're telling me to go commit... murder?"
"If that's what you wish to do, then go!"
so i stuck around some more.
someone asked him why he was here
"to convince people to fear God, and let him into their heart. and leave this Nothing Meaningful University to carry out the will of Jesus and your creator!"
I stuck around while he interrupted those who tried to ask him questions that might go against his beliefs.
he used me as an example.
told me he hoped God struck me down upon leaving.
I thanked him for his time, and offered my hand to him, in a kind gesture.
He said "I cannot take your hand, for the Lord has declared you unclean, and I cannot touch things that are unclean."
I laughed.
and walked away.
Edit:
I forgot, he said Jesus was NOT kind and loving, but Hitler was.