Nov 29, 2007 05:49
so i had a crazy dream last night and i want to write it down before i forget
we were sitting at a table in a banquet hall, and by we i mean me mike manasa and some random blonde girls. i'm all set to be married to mike (my ring had an aqua "diamond" in it). and somehow i'm the size of a fly buzzing around with two other flys. jess paolino says hi to me while i'm flying because she's used to her brothers being flies, but my mom didn't recognize me. anyway, while i'm flying, a guy sees me adorned with a whole bunch of diamonds and my hair in curls and says he'll pay me off not to marry mike. so i call the wedding off, and everyone starts giving me money in bags after i give up my diamond earrings, pins, and other random jewerly. i get one in a old looking purse and then more in a bag from the first guy that originally paid me off not to marry mike. then more people line up to give me money. then i was reading something in a random newspaper that said pamela anderson was giving me 22.5 million or more. the flower girls were dancing on the dance floor and my mom was saying how they were disappointed that there was no wedding. so i feel incredibly bad about ending my marriage. and mike, our wedding party, and i are standing in the hall and i hug him. he was wearing a black jacket with a gold shirt underneath. of course at this point we aren't wearing our rings. then i go with the bags of money shopping in new york. i go to this place called lloyds with a whole bunch of gwen stefani promotions. i was thinking to myself that i've already seen all the clothes and i dont like any of them. there were lots of frills on them and most were black and white. i almost decided on this black, grey, and white stripped shirt but the sleeves were too thin. there was this other shirt with metal holes in it in the store, and this woman wearing the same shirt was picking out one of a different color. needless to say i didn't find anything to buy. then i was contemplating building a house in hoboken with my money.
so back to shreenas (?) for a flash. then we're back in my tv room and its lynn fiore's turn to clean the fish bowl. she cleans it but puts the fish in a potted plant while she does. so it gets away and turns into a frog and we have to chase it around a yard. we finally catch it and it's a hamster and somehow i think it's mike. and i see that he doesnt have the wedding ring on. then i go online and talk to him and he says some X rated things and i tell him that i was paid off to end the marriage with him and that he should know that i love him. so he came over, and a whole bunch of people pretended they were my family, and as soon as he "left" they asked if it was convincing enough. then mike asked to see the money and i showed him my grandmas bathroom in her garage (the tiles were redone around the sink) where the bags were. then we decided that we wanted to be married again and we put our rings back on.
fin.