Fic recs for poor wittle Katie?
Poor Kate is still doped up on painkillers, rendered useless to do anything other than sit in bed eating lemon sorbet and reading porn.
Soooo if you know of any good porn, please do rec it to me and aide my recovery *makes puppy eyes to flist*. Some of my lovely flist has already recc'ed me some awesome porn, but now I'm dry (in more ways than... argh, bad Kate, too far).
On another note; icecream = ....slimming? I swear, its all I've been eating for a week, and I've lost four kilos.
THE FUCK?
AWESOME!
Fuck EVERY OTHER FOODGROUP, I'm LIVING on this shit from now on *munches happily*
What? Proper nutrition what now? Oh PHOOEY to vitamins and all that crap. FOUR KILOS! *dishes more sorbet*
*lies in bed with Kitty, who has been ridiculously spoiled these past few days, having an emotionally needy owner at home 24 hours a day*
♥ ♥ ♥
Soooo if you know of any good porn, please do rec it to me and aide my recovery *makes puppy eyes to flist*. Some of my lovely flist has already recc'ed me some awesome porn, but now I'm dry (in more ways than... argh, bad Kate, too far).
On another note; icecream = ....slimming? I swear, its all I've been eating for a week, and I've lost four kilos.
THE FUCK?
AWESOME!
Fuck EVERY OTHER FOODGROUP, I'm LIVING on this shit from now on *munches happily*
What? Proper nutrition what now? Oh PHOOEY to vitamins and all that crap. FOUR KILOS! *dishes more sorbet*
*lies in bed with Kitty, who has been ridiculously spoiled these past few days, having an emotionally needy owner at home 24 hours a day*
♥ ♥ ♥