Please Sir (1/2)

[k8matty]

Title: Please Sir
Pairing: Snarry
Rating: N-17
Disclaimer: I own neither the Harry Potter Series, nor the Porno flic depicted in it
Summary: Severus isn't impressed with Harry's taste in DVDs :-P
AN: Okay, so after reading a post by fbowden, I had to see Oliver Twink, which is quite possibly THE FUNNIEST porno in existence. Not only is it a shameless/

Comments

[jean_c_pepper]

What a great fic.
I think I am going to need to see this movie- I never watch porn, so I am going to reveal my ignorance and ask how one goes about finding and watching it, and is there a cost involved?

[k8matty]

I never watch porn
*points in horror* INFIDEL!

Lol, just have a google 'Oliver Twink' and find where you can get it in your country (UK?). I spent ages having a snoop and downloading/watching online, but I'm still having a look around to see where I can get the DVD in Australia.

If I find a site with the full feature, I'll let you know :-)

thanks for reading xx

[jean_c_pepper]

Seriously- About a year and a half ago, I signed up for a 3 day trial on a porn site(it was like 3 bucks) and that got boring after the first day. Now, about once a month they send me a "full length feature" to watch, in an attempt to entice me back(Not a chance!). I don't even watch those and they're FREE. Once in a while I will goggle the gay sites if I need to verify something for fic.

[k8matty]

gah! Lucky girl!

[helcawen]

Massive hard drive: £100
Getting my younger brother to help fit said hard drive: Loads of chocolate and ginger beer
Headphones so the rest of the house can't hear what I'm listening to: £25

Using emule and utorrent to download pr0n: Priceless or should I say costless.

The full version of Oliver Twink is on emule I believe.

[k8matty]

*snort*

emule? *makes a note* excellent... thank you!
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