seattle
so....saturday..julie, amy and i are sittin around in the apartment watchin a movie. we get a call from the boys in bellevue, and a trip is sparked.
we drove the 2 hours and met the boys for dinner at red robin on the pier by the waterfront. boys paid for dinner...thanks guys! gentlemen...amy and i snuck out a couple times to have a smoke...cuz we drank a couple reebs....wanted a lil more buzz.
we headed to cow girls inc......shit that place is kick ass...better than vegas's coyote ugly...by far!!! kyle paid our cover charge.....he is awesome, we didn't expect that. there was half naked girls dancin on the bar...moves that i want to master for my next bar run...drunk guys askin us to dance...as were dancin on the booth ...and contemplating ridin the mechanical bull.
this one waitress came up to us all, askin who wanted a yegger shot.....the boys were like...nah...shit im good...they were pretty drunk.... oh well.. she wouldn't take "no" for an answer. she got up on the booth and was grinding, slapping, kissing, rubbing ryan until he would take the shot....then she wanted to get paid. holy shit....who needs an exotic dancer.....the boys have her.
there was this one annoying chic....kept talkin to julie and i askin us to drink more....go dance.....or whatever...as she is grindin on these chics and this guy......im like...."im not a lesbian.....go away". she tried to climb onto the booth and sit next to us....has her hand on my shoulder....im like...."get your fuckin hand off me and go away". so she gets down and gives me the "W" looser sign....holy shit.....who does that.....hi.....were fuckin adults, not in junior high.. ya skank.
i started sobbering up, so i could drive us girls home...we were gonna stay at kyles really pimp house in bellevue/ redmond area....but we all wanted to sleep in our own beds...so i drove our asses home to e-burg at 3 am....the girls slept as i drove...mountain dews are the next best caffeine shock besides red bulls and coffee. ok hopefully we i will have another adventure soon.