Baby, You Got Real Ugly.
Life of K:
In the essence of saving time I shall keep my post brief and mysterious. I shall entitle this article SECRETS!!! (please whisper this title aloud)
SECRETS!
I put pomegranates down my shirt and wiggle them like boobies when I feel inadequate.
SECRETS!
I've got a crush on someone most of you know. I'll give you a hint: it's not who you think it is. Or is it...?
SECRETS!
I crave bacon more than anyone else on the planet and it shows because I often eat a large pizza in order to compensate for lack of my salty-cured friend.
SECRETS!
I have remained faithful to my masturbatory monsieur Special Agent Dale Cooper. Unless I'm in the shower than it's Mulder. Foxy Fox Mulder.
SECRETS!
I talk to myself on a regular basis.
That's all the true confessions I can think of today. I could probably make some up but then they wouldn't be secrets but lies. You see?
Be good.
K.
Today's Discussion Topic:
Tell me your SECRETS!!!
In the essence of saving time I shall keep my post brief and mysterious. I shall entitle this article SECRETS!!! (please whisper this title aloud)
SECRETS!
I put pomegranates down my shirt and wiggle them like boobies when I feel inadequate.
SECRETS!
I've got a crush on someone most of you know. I'll give you a hint: it's not who you think it is. Or is it...?
SECRETS!
I crave bacon more than anyone else on the planet and it shows because I often eat a large pizza in order to compensate for lack of my salty-cured friend.
SECRETS!
I have remained faithful to my masturbatory monsieur Special Agent Dale Cooper. Unless I'm in the shower than it's Mulder. Foxy Fox Mulder.
SECRETS!
I talk to myself on a regular basis.
That's all the true confessions I can think of today. I could probably make some up but then they wouldn't be secrets but lies. You see?
Be good.
K.
Today's Discussion Topic:
Tell me your SECRETS!!!