Jun 08, 2007 11:04
Life of K:
Today I would like to open up a forum of a quorum asking you - the home viewer - what did you do to celebrate Prince's birthday yesterday?
You must begin your statement with: I celebrated Prince's birthday by...
For example:
I celebrated Prince's birthday by dressing up as Apollonia during the Sex Shooter number. I then drew the symbol on my wrist, blasted some 3121, and air humped until the doves cried. And cry they did.
After failing to find a purple banana to slip on, I decided that I was a sexy m.f. and wanted to jack u off. So, I went on a ride of rage until I reached the man I associate with Morris Day's house and looked longingly at it (just like in Purple Rain when Prince is looking at the jam spot and Apollonia is inside rehearsing with that trifflin' duet).
With no dignity left I played some basketball, ate some pancakes, washed it all down with some (vegan) butter in my coffee and watched a big snake give birth to a little snake.
I thought about the time I saw the man himself as the best time in my life for so many reasons.
With such pleasant thoughts I took off my high heels and eyeliner and fell asleep.
Goodnight, sweet Prince.
K.
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