Le Bifteck Mechanique
Life of K:
Through some sort of osmosis I am completely and sublimely content.
By some mystical stretch of the imagination sadness does not ensue.
Reasons to be happy:
1. Christine is in love. I haven't seen her so insouciant in a very long time and just seeing her like this is a beautiful thing.
2. I have the most amazing friends. I know everyone says that but mine are a billion times better than yours. Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.
3. I'm cooking again. I've also mastered vegan eggs Benedict. To the doubters of my awesomeness I can now officially say: suck my Benedict.
4. I'm running again...so that I don't look like the bowl of chunky soup that my dearest of dears associated me with. My giant ass, however, is here for the long run. Ladies and gentlemen - pow pa pow pow pow.
5. Erzebet.
6. A new play without a title.
7. Backup vocals. Yeah. I can sing bitches.
8. I stumbled upon the greatest combination of words ever. I hope you're prepared because it's amazing....Extreme Facesitting.
9. Brian's faith in my ability to do make-up, costume, tentacle wrangling, camera operation, underwear raiment execution etc... is without doubt my greatest inspiration at this point.
10. My legs are long and shaved. I don't have baby-hands. My Nintendo thumbs and feet are perfectly designed for torture, mayhem and destruction. And (to go all Dashboard Confessional on my faithful reader/s): I am seeing in me now the things you swore you saw yourself.
Yep, kids. Life's a pretty sweet fruit.
Diagnosis:
Don't you know me Kansas City? I'm the new Berlin Wall - try and tear me down.
Be good.
K.
Today's Discussion Topic:
Justin Trudeau: is anyone really shocked?
Through some sort of osmosis I am completely and sublimely content.
By some mystical stretch of the imagination sadness does not ensue.
Reasons to be happy:
1. Christine is in love. I haven't seen her so insouciant in a very long time and just seeing her like this is a beautiful thing.
2. I have the most amazing friends. I know everyone says that but mine are a billion times better than yours. Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.
3. I'm cooking again. I've also mastered vegan eggs Benedict. To the doubters of my awesomeness I can now officially say: suck my Benedict.
4. I'm running again...so that I don't look like the bowl of chunky soup that my dearest of dears associated me with. My giant ass, however, is here for the long run. Ladies and gentlemen - pow pa pow pow pow.
5. Erzebet.
6. A new play without a title.
7. Backup vocals. Yeah. I can sing bitches.
8. I stumbled upon the greatest combination of words ever. I hope you're prepared because it's amazing....Extreme Facesitting.
9. Brian's faith in my ability to do make-up, costume, tentacle wrangling, camera operation, underwear raiment execution etc... is without doubt my greatest inspiration at this point.
10. My legs are long and shaved. I don't have baby-hands. My Nintendo thumbs and feet are perfectly designed for torture, mayhem and destruction. And (to go all Dashboard Confessional on my faithful reader/s): I am seeing in me now the things you swore you saw yourself.
Yep, kids. Life's a pretty sweet fruit.
Diagnosis:
Don't you know me Kansas City? I'm the new Berlin Wall - try and tear me down.
Be good.
K.
Today's Discussion Topic:
Justin Trudeau: is anyone really shocked?