Mar 07, 2007 08:28
So...what you're saying is....I was right about Avril?
AVIE NOOOOOO!!!
Oh, why would you do this to me you sexy-toothed little minx? Woe to me! Remember when we'd dance to He Wasn't or when you'd wrap your tiny arms around me when it was My Happy Ending? Remember Avie? Remember???
Girlfriend??
GIRLFRIEND!!!??
What the fuck are YOU thinking??
You've betrayed my underlying affection for you!
Alright, look, I know that we've had some problems in the past. I mean, it really did suck when everyone was like, "Hey Avril!" every time I wore a tie in high school. Or, like, when you wrote those really catchy tunes when I was all "Anti-Avril" but this...this is....oh Avie.
Diagnosis:
Stay away from my girlfriend.
Malcolm:
I'll always want you.
I'll always need you.
I'll always love you.
I will always miss you.
Diagnosis:
That's all.
Life of K:
Napanee?
Diagnosis:
Oh...