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a few things to think about
-how come when there is a foul ball in baseball we say heads up, and then people duck. and if you put your head up you would get hit in the face.
-how do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
-what was captain hook's name before he had his hand bit off?
-if someone is peeing a nd half way thru they die, would they keep peeing or would it stop?
-can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
-do christian bookstores have burglar alarms?
-how come the numbers on a telephone go down, but the numbers on a calculator or keyboard go up?
-are children that act in rated r movies allowed to watch it?
-why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
-how come arm hair doesnt get split ends?
-do atheists have to swear on the bible when they go to court?
-will someone please explain to me the phrase "its colder than hell outside" last time i checked, hell is supposed to be hot
-how come when things get wet they appear darker, yet water is supposed to be clear
-what happens when you put the popcorn bag upside down in the microwave?
-shouldnt chocolate be a vegetable since it comes from cocoa beans
-how come companies offer free gifts, arent gifts supposed to be free?
-if your birthday is on feb. 29 of leap year, when is your birthday?
-how do you throw away a garbage can?
-why do we say bye bye, but not hi hi
-how come when there is a foul ball in baseball we say heads up, and then people duck. and if you put your head up you would get hit in the face.
-how do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
-what was captain hook's name before he had his hand bit off?
-if someone is peeing a nd half way thru they die, would they keep peeing or would it stop?
-can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
-do christian bookstores have burglar alarms?
-how come the numbers on a telephone go down, but the numbers on a calculator or keyboard go up?
-are children that act in rated r movies allowed to watch it?
-why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
-how come arm hair doesnt get split ends?
-do atheists have to swear on the bible when they go to court?
-will someone please explain to me the phrase "its colder than hell outside" last time i checked, hell is supposed to be hot
-how come when things get wet they appear darker, yet water is supposed to be clear
-what happens when you put the popcorn bag upside down in the microwave?
-shouldnt chocolate be a vegetable since it comes from cocoa beans
-how come companies offer free gifts, arent gifts supposed to be free?
-if your birthday is on feb. 29 of leap year, when is your birthday?
-how do you throw away a garbage can?
-why do we say bye bye, but not hi hi