Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. ~Bob Irwin
I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference. ~Author Unknown
Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. ~Author Unknown
Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich. ~Author Unknown
Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. ~Dutch Proverb
Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. ~Star Trek: Voyager
Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago. ~Author Unknown
He was my cream, and I was his coffee -
And when you poured us together, it was something.
~Josephine Baker
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