canals, vodka and cheese
On Thursday night I went out with a friend to a local pub and drank a tonne of vodka and cokes.. on the way back to my house we walked along the canal and ended up talking to a guy that was walking in the other direction about whether or not he could see the coots in the water - they were driving me insane with their incessant honking. It turned out he could see the coots and wanted to join them, and despite much protestation on my part and encouragement from my friend, he then gave me his doner meat and chips and jumped into the canal fully clothed! We pulled him out, at which point he was very indignant that we hadn’t filmed it.. but really who expects someone to jump into the canal at 1am in the morning?!
Mitch, Sam and I went to Club de Fromage on Saturday after drinking a bottle of absolute between the three of us.. Surprise surprise we were quite drunk by the time we got there and it only got worse… When we arrived it was bizarrely full of girls in their late teens & early twenties with hardly a man in sight - not a good start to a night out!
So a few more double vodkas and red bull later we were dancing with the best of them on the dancefloor… I have vague recollections of a meat pie raffle, which unfortunately we didn’t win, but we can’t win everything…i can remember very little from the night at all, i remember kissing a random and dancing a lot, but i couldn't tell you what they played apart from haddaway - what is love? because i texted jon zpoonz to let him know!
On Saturday morning in a vain attempt to stave off a hangover I downed half a pint of blackberry detox smoothie, unfortunately it only made me feel worse and brighten up the colour of the ensuing projectile! Never mind!
Mitch, Sam and I went to Club de Fromage on Saturday after drinking a bottle of absolute between the three of us.. Surprise surprise we were quite drunk by the time we got there and it only got worse… When we arrived it was bizarrely full of girls in their late teens & early twenties with hardly a man in sight - not a good start to a night out!
So a few more double vodkas and red bull later we were dancing with the best of them on the dancefloor… I have vague recollections of a meat pie raffle, which unfortunately we didn’t win, but we can’t win everything…i can remember very little from the night at all, i remember kissing a random and dancing a lot, but i couldn't tell you what they played apart from haddaway - what is love? because i texted jon zpoonz to let him know!
On Saturday morning in a vain attempt to stave off a hangover I downed half a pint of blackberry detox smoothie, unfortunately it only made me feel worse and brighten up the colour of the ensuing projectile! Never mind!