You know you live in Fort Mill when..
You know you live in Fort Mill when..
-you get excited about the new Wendy's that opened up on 160.
-you honk at the wendys
-then you go into the wendys just because its new and youre excited
-there are 18,000 grocery stores within a mile of one another
-you see goats on 160
-you see horses on pleasant road
-the guy who works at Blockbuster stalks you
-everyone seems to drive a truck
-you see someone who got locked out of their car while it is running bouncing a tennis ball who you know graduated from your school last year but they have no idea who you are because there are thousands of kids that go to your school.
-public school is hard as shit
-you go to school for 7 hours each day
-there are two post offices
-there are a million retarded left turns that are made, thus the town making a traffic light for some of them to prevent accidents
-there are no street lights
-there are lady liberty girls and uncle sam boys out on the street every day
-you go out in pajama pants because you dont care
-there are anti wal-mart signs everywhere you go
-the speed limit chagnges like 5 times on 160
-tega cay cops have nothing to do but pull you over
-your friends get tickets for going 8 mph over the speed limit
-your boyfriend wears a cowboy hat and says you look hot when you borrow it
-all of your friends have gone out on dates with the same people
-there are two 77 entrances in your town
-there are about 30 "subdivisions" being built right now
-theres a nuclear power plant that you can see on the way to school
-there are fort mill band vans everywhere you turn
-the mailwoman drives a regular car/station wagon
-there isn't dirt..theres clay
-when it snows..its gone in a day, or you have off of school for a week, churches close, stores close, the mall closes and kids go sledding in t-shirts
-you start school in august
-most people go to USC or Charleston
-you know people who are joining the armed forces
-bush conquers all
-people get married when theyre really young
-you know girls in your classes who are pregnant or who have had a baby(ies), or are engaged
ahhhh so many more...
good times Kindra, good times
-you get excited about the new Wendy's that opened up on 160.
-you honk at the wendys
-then you go into the wendys just because its new and youre excited
-there are 18,000 grocery stores within a mile of one another
-you see goats on 160
-you see horses on pleasant road
-the guy who works at Blockbuster stalks you
-everyone seems to drive a truck
-you see someone who got locked out of their car while it is running bouncing a tennis ball who you know graduated from your school last year but they have no idea who you are because there are thousands of kids that go to your school.
-public school is hard as shit
-you go to school for 7 hours each day
-there are two post offices
-there are a million retarded left turns that are made, thus the town making a traffic light for some of them to prevent accidents
-there are no street lights
-there are lady liberty girls and uncle sam boys out on the street every day
-you go out in pajama pants because you dont care
-there are anti wal-mart signs everywhere you go
-the speed limit chagnges like 5 times on 160
-tega cay cops have nothing to do but pull you over
-your friends get tickets for going 8 mph over the speed limit
-your boyfriend wears a cowboy hat and says you look hot when you borrow it
-all of your friends have gone out on dates with the same people
-there are two 77 entrances in your town
-there are about 30 "subdivisions" being built right now
-theres a nuclear power plant that you can see on the way to school
-there are fort mill band vans everywhere you turn
-the mailwoman drives a regular car/station wagon
-there isn't dirt..theres clay
-when it snows..its gone in a day, or you have off of school for a week, churches close, stores close, the mall closes and kids go sledding in t-shirts
-you start school in august
-most people go to USC or Charleston
-you know people who are joining the armed forces
-bush conquers all
-people get married when theyre really young
-you know girls in your classes who are pregnant or who have had a baby(ies), or are engaged
ahhhh so many more...
good times Kindra, good times