Report #020: Random Thoughts

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The Following is Random Thoughts as generated by Sleep Deprivation...

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• I find it odd that I like music only when everyone else hates it... spice girls... that one titanic song... Jefferson starship... uh... I got other's I'm sure.
  
• Peace... Peace? I hate the word. As I hate all montague's and thee.
  
• Tuna isn't chicken.
  
• The fear of god is the beginning of all knowledge --> Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil --> Man Eats fruit --> God fears man.
  
• Likewise: Mammals have hair --> Whales are Mammals --> Whales have hair --> Shave the whales!
  
• If Tuna IS chicken then would Salmon be like... turkey or something?
  
• Speaking of salmon, they need better PR people. I mean they got in the word Salmonella, and that ain't good for business.
  
• Hey, would you like to see a bear riding a motorcycle?
  
• DO I!
  
• Does ANYONE know how to properly use the word "Kafkaesque"?
  
• Spelunking is a very funny word for a very dangerous sport.
  
• ESPN = Spelunking... ESPN2 = Whale Anus Spelunking (God bless Xtreme sports).
  
• You're watching ESPN8, THE OCHO!
  
• If you genetically Spliced Jesus and Abraham you would make a lot of people angry.
  
• Welcome to the main event, tonight Jesus takes on Abraham, Buddha and Muhammad. My co-commentator tonight is the one and only Zoroaster. Let's GET READY TO RUMBLE!
  
• I just lost four readers... poo.
  
• Hook is a good movie damnit!
  
• POGO!!!
  
• meh is a weird word. It can be used as an expression of indifference or the sound The Cheat makes.
  
• Turkey Dogs are good food, but would make terrible pets.
  
• Turkey bacon is just plain confusing...
  
• Hey, Nena and Rammstein have TWO things in common! They're both from Germany and both remade their songs into English.
  
• I found more Chubbles on eBay for like 3 for $5. YES!
  
• Chris Rock is funny. The Rock is just annoying.
  
• You ever wonder if Charlie Brown would of gone on a school shooting in his high school years?
  
• Bed! Go To Bed! I'm gonna Go To Bed! Go To Bed! (To tune of 'Du Hast')
  

BTW, I finally found a video of Robin Williams performing 'Blame Canada' at the Oscars. Yay!

(K) <--- Strange things are afoot in the mind of Circle K. hehe.