Report #006: God Help You if You THINK of Singing
For the record...
Yes, today is my birthday.
Yes, I am twenty-one years old.
And as the subject suggests, I will remove your vocal chords if
you THINK of singing any birthday related musical monstrosities.
I do not ENJOY my birthday.
It's a day I'd rather just forget existed.
Only a few here at CSF even know it is my birthday.
And I'm urging them to keep quiet about it.
Last thing I wish to deal with is people
nosing into my business with dumb songs
and questions about my age.
...
Emma offered something about taking me out somewhere tonight...
I doubt I'll take her offer.
I'm gonna go to class, than dinner at the cafe as per usual,
than shut my self in my room and not emerge until my
nightly [adult swim] watching in the lounge.
...
God I hate my birthday.
No other day makes me wish I was dead more.
Yes, today is my birthday.
Yes, I am twenty-one years old.
And as the subject suggests, I will remove your vocal chords if
you THINK of singing any birthday related musical monstrosities.
I do not ENJOY my birthday.
It's a day I'd rather just forget existed.
Only a few here at CSF even know it is my birthday.
And I'm urging them to keep quiet about it.
Last thing I wish to deal with is people
nosing into my business with dumb songs
and questions about my age.
...
Emma offered something about taking me out somewhere tonight...
I doubt I'll take her offer.
I'm gonna go to class, than dinner at the cafe as per usual,
than shut my self in my room and not emerge until my
nightly [adult swim] watching in the lounge.
...
God I hate my birthday.
No other day makes me wish I was dead more.