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Public Service Announcement #1:
Practice safe sex. If you need a condom, stop by my house. Last night was a Planned Parenthood event & that can only mean one thing- loads & loads & loads of free condoms for all the nice little Jewish people to take home with them.
Public Service Announcement #2:
Do not ever use the bathroom at Bangkok by RHS. The toilet paper there is the exact same coarse texture as paper towels. Also, if my calculations are correct, the mirror in one of the stalls should hit tall people at exactly the level of their reproductive organs.
Public Service Announcement #3:
Don't use the Dasani machine in the South Cafeteria, it'll eat your dollar & you'll have to crawl through the labryinth that is RHS bureaucracy to get to the Grand Aleph Lunchlady who will then interrogate you about your experience before grudgingly handing you a dollar.
Public Service Announcement #4:
My LJ's turning 4 years old on the 24th! What're you gonna buy me? A new paid account? New shoes? Start thinking about it!
Public Service Announcement #5:
[This one applies only to members of the Republican party.] All I can say is, it's in your best interest to get on the floor and start lickin' Democrat boot.
That is all you need to know for your health right now. If I have any more updates on how to lead a better life, I'll let you know.
Public Service Announcement #1:
Practice safe sex. If you need a condom, stop by my house. Last night was a Planned Parenthood event & that can only mean one thing- loads & loads & loads of free condoms for all the nice little Jewish people to take home with them.
Public Service Announcement #2:
Do not ever use the bathroom at Bangkok by RHS. The toilet paper there is the exact same coarse texture as paper towels. Also, if my calculations are correct, the mirror in one of the stalls should hit tall people at exactly the level of their reproductive organs.
Public Service Announcement #3:
Don't use the Dasani machine in the South Cafeteria, it'll eat your dollar & you'll have to crawl through the labryinth that is RHS bureaucracy to get to the Grand Aleph Lunchlady who will then interrogate you about your experience before grudgingly handing you a dollar.
Public Service Announcement #4:
My LJ's turning 4 years old on the 24th! What're you gonna buy me? A new paid account? New shoes? Start thinking about it!
Public Service Announcement #5:
[This one applies only to members of the Republican party.] All I can say is, it's in your best interest to get on the floor and start lickin' Democrat boot.
That is all you need to know for your health right now. If I have any more updates on how to lead a better life, I'll let you know.