the ugly side of boardom...
you know you're bored when you resort to watching daytime telivision... you know... soap operas... also i seem to be entertained by those sitcoms about dysfunctional families... im hopeless... on the bright side we're getting digital cable tomorrow... so we will have HBO... which means there will be more for me to watch then soaps that are starting to make me dramatic...
in other news... the neighbors arn't letting their new dog outside except to do his business... which is good... in a way... the way is bad is the reason... they seem to think that a certain 'bad seed' teenage girl in the neighborhood choked their dog... i am the only teenage girl in the neighborhood... therefore i am the bad seed... so even if the animal control would care enough to listen to me it would all be squashed by the fact that i supposedly murdered the dog...
now this cute little dog did nothing to me... unlike the neighbors who yelled at me on the fourth of july for blowing things up too close to their crappy car... the douchebags... didn't they ever experience the joy of blowing things up?.. obviosly not... id understand this protectivness if it was a nice car... but it's worse then my dad's saturn which i was throwing mini dynamite at... and i wasn't that close to their car anyway... they just didn't like the noise i was making... it could have had something to do with the fact that i shot off one of those huge strings of crackers at four a.m on the fourth... but come on... who out there hasn't done that?..
anyhoo... im bored... and i tend to ramble when im bored... how bout a joke?
a man dies unexpectantly and is getting ready to be buried... the undertaker had a problem with the casket... he decided to ask the widow about it...
UNDERTAKER: ma'am, it seems that your late husband had an erection when he died.
WIDOW:so? i was told that was normal.
UNDERTAKER: well... we can't get the lid closed on the casket.
WIDOW: what are you gonna do?
UNDERTAKER: well... we can remove the problem and uh... placeit in his rectum.
WIDOW: i guess that will have to do.
so the undertaker did what needed to be done... right before they went to bury him he let the widow have a few words alone with her late husband... the widow, upon closer inspection, sees a small tear trickling down her late husbands face... she leans in and wispers in his ear "bloody hurts doesn't it?"
jynyfyr...
in other news... the neighbors arn't letting their new dog outside except to do his business... which is good... in a way... the way is bad is the reason... they seem to think that a certain 'bad seed' teenage girl in the neighborhood choked their dog... i am the only teenage girl in the neighborhood... therefore i am the bad seed... so even if the animal control would care enough to listen to me it would all be squashed by the fact that i supposedly murdered the dog...
now this cute little dog did nothing to me... unlike the neighbors who yelled at me on the fourth of july for blowing things up too close to their crappy car... the douchebags... didn't they ever experience the joy of blowing things up?.. obviosly not... id understand this protectivness if it was a nice car... but it's worse then my dad's saturn which i was throwing mini dynamite at... and i wasn't that close to their car anyway... they just didn't like the noise i was making... it could have had something to do with the fact that i shot off one of those huge strings of crackers at four a.m on the fourth... but come on... who out there hasn't done that?..
anyhoo... im bored... and i tend to ramble when im bored... how bout a joke?
a man dies unexpectantly and is getting ready to be buried... the undertaker had a problem with the casket... he decided to ask the widow about it...
UNDERTAKER: ma'am, it seems that your late husband had an erection when he died.
WIDOW:so? i was told that was normal.
UNDERTAKER: well... we can't get the lid closed on the casket.
WIDOW: what are you gonna do?
UNDERTAKER: well... we can remove the problem and uh... placeit in his rectum.
WIDOW: i guess that will have to do.
so the undertaker did what needed to be done... right before they went to bury him he let the widow have a few words alone with her late husband... the widow, upon closer inspection, sees a small tear trickling down her late husbands face... she leans in and wispers in his ear "bloody hurts doesn't it?"
jynyfyr...