BACK IN BLACK
im back after 9 weeks of no internet... when i was grounded i wasn't allowed to get on... then i got ungrounded and we had lost it because we didn't pay the bill... now we've paid the bill so its back... though now we don't have the satillite dish because we didn't pay the bill...
oh well... her're's a summary of what happened in my life while i was MIA...
i managed to get a c average by the end of the year... yay me... that means no summer school... five friends of mine got into a car accident... all hospitalized for brief periods of time... but all okay... my grandpa croaked... sounds bad when i say it like that... but it was his time to go... i was probably the only one who didn't cry at the funeral... how come they never talk about a person's bad qualities... makes them sound more human... i was asked to be a pallbearer... i said no... grandma threw a fit... i got to be pallbearer... my cousin dressed like a whore... nobody looked at her funny... i show a tiny bit of clevage... people stared at me... old people that i didn't know kept coming up to me and telling me that i've been getting soooo big... i bought IRONSIDE by Holly Black... for anyone who wants to know... it was really good... my hair has turned into a dull brown... and my PUPPY is about 50 pounds...
i think that's all...
this morning i woke up at 11 took a shower and ate a piece of cake...
confucious saying:
a man who stands on toilet is high on pot... a woman who wear g-string is high on crack...
haha