Stupid Hero
Stupid hero in my way,
in my brain you're all the same.
You make me sick, you make me ill;
you make me want to pop a pill.
I am no evil genius you see,
but an ordinary villain with tricks up my sleeve.
I have no intention to kill, but you
you make me seem like that, you fool!
I have feeling, needs and wants as well.
When trying to fulfill them, I get a whiff of your smell.
With a roll of my eyes and a sigh in my throat,
I snap my fingers and my minions grasp the rope.
As you walk into my clever trap,
your stupid, slutty girlfriend comes in with a slap.
I push her away and massage my bruised cheek.
A pretty good arm for one who lets every guy take a peek.
"Don't you dare harm my love!" aloud she cries.
'What the hell does this bitch want?' my mind sighs.
"I can never be with you, I love me hero!"
She clings to my annoyance like...milk on cheerios?
She thinks in my eyes she sees lust,
but all I have for her is disgust.
Why would a woman wear such revealing clothes?
A woman with no respect for herself is one I loath.
Stupid hero glares at me.
He hugs his whore, and then I see
red and blue lights flashing outside.
Fucking hero stalled me to let them get inside.
"Bastard!" I cry under my breath.
I will not rest until I have his death!
All I wanted was knowledge of the world.
Now revenge in my mind has unfurled.
Stupid hero snickers at my predicament (oh, big word).
Now it's me turn to glare with discontent.
As they chain my wrists, I vow to myself
I will not rest until his head is upon my shelf.
in my brain you're all the same.
You make me sick, you make me ill;
you make me want to pop a pill.
I am no evil genius you see,
but an ordinary villain with tricks up my sleeve.
I have no intention to kill, but you
you make me seem like that, you fool!
I have feeling, needs and wants as well.
When trying to fulfill them, I get a whiff of your smell.
With a roll of my eyes and a sigh in my throat,
I snap my fingers and my minions grasp the rope.
As you walk into my clever trap,
your stupid, slutty girlfriend comes in with a slap.
I push her away and massage my bruised cheek.
A pretty good arm for one who lets every guy take a peek.
"Don't you dare harm my love!" aloud she cries.
'What the hell does this bitch want?' my mind sighs.
"I can never be with you, I love me hero!"
She clings to my annoyance like...milk on cheerios?
She thinks in my eyes she sees lust,
but all I have for her is disgust.
Why would a woman wear such revealing clothes?
A woman with no respect for herself is one I loath.
Stupid hero glares at me.
He hugs his whore, and then I see
red and blue lights flashing outside.
Fucking hero stalled me to let them get inside.
"Bastard!" I cry under my breath.
I will not rest until I have his death!
All I wanted was knowledge of the world.
Now revenge in my mind has unfurled.
Stupid hero snickers at my predicament (oh, big word).
Now it's me turn to glare with discontent.
As they chain my wrists, I vow to myself
I will not rest until his head is upon my shelf.