C'mon, Baby, Light My Fire
A Baptist church in North Carolina is having a good ol' fashioned book/music burning for Halloween!
What's on deck? Darwin The Qur'an gay pr0n EVERYTHING:
“We will also be burning Satan's popular books written by heretics like Billy Graham, Rick Warren, Bill Hybels, John McArthur, James Dobson, Charles Swindoll, John Piper, Chuck Colson, Tony Evans, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swagart, Mark Driskol, Franklin Graham, Bill Bright, Tim Lahaye, Paula White, T.D. Jakes, Benny Hinn, Joyce Myers, Brian McLaren, Robert Schuller, Mother Teresa, The Pope, Rob Bell, Erwin McManus, Donald Miller, Shane Claiborne, Brennan Manning (and) William Young."
Wait, aren't those all CHRISTIAN authors? Christians burning books by other Christians?! That's crazy! What's next, Christians burning The Bible?
Well,,,yeah. According to the article (the actual church's web site is down, oddly enough), they'll be "burning Bibles that aren’t the King James Version".
Huh.
Oh, and music? They'll be burning the expected heavy metal gangsta rap Liberace EVERYTHING:
“Satan's music such as country, rap, rock, pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, southern gospel, contemporary Christian, jazz, soul (and) oldies."
Huh.
What's on deck? Darwin The Qur'an gay pr0n EVERYTHING:
“We will also be burning Satan's popular books written by heretics like Billy Graham, Rick Warren, Bill Hybels, John McArthur, James Dobson, Charles Swindoll, John Piper, Chuck Colson, Tony Evans, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swagart, Mark Driskol, Franklin Graham, Bill Bright, Tim Lahaye, Paula White, T.D. Jakes, Benny Hinn, Joyce Myers, Brian McLaren, Robert Schuller, Mother Teresa, The Pope, Rob Bell, Erwin McManus, Donald Miller, Shane Claiborne, Brennan Manning (and) William Young."
Wait, aren't those all CHRISTIAN authors? Christians burning books by other Christians?! That's crazy! What's next, Christians burning The Bible?
Well,,,yeah. According to the article (the actual church's web site is down, oddly enough), they'll be "burning Bibles that aren’t the King James Version".
Huh.
Oh, and music? They'll be burning the expected heavy metal gangsta rap Liberace EVERYTHING:
“Satan's music such as country, rap, rock, pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, southern gospel, contemporary Christian, jazz, soul (and) oldies."
Huh.