Rohan.
had a dream that I want to get out there so that I can try and make sense of it, so bear with me.
I was with my mom and dad and a twin sister that I don't have and we were driving over this bridge. and the bridge was lined by huge budgies and wolfdogs. I was all taking pictures and being all wowww. And I can't forget to mention that there was a huge Bell in the middle of the bridge. HUGE BELL. I'm taking like empire state building huge.
anyways.
It got to a point in the bridge where we couldn't drive so we had to get out and walk and then the wolves turned into like gold shit and diamonds. and my dad was like oooo lets take them.
But I, having seen Aladdin, was all like NO. THE BRIDGE WILL COLLAPSE IF YOU TAKE THEM.
"Julia, you are being ridiculous." *grabs gold* .... bridge starts melting.
"I FUCKING TOLD YOU." so we start running to the end. and it wasn't that far but for some reason it was covered in cleaning products. (I have no idea why..) anyways me and my twin sis made it up but my parents were like, we're gonna stay behind. so bye.
I wasn't even sad lol.
Then there was a girl in there who was going to sell us into sex slavery and kept trying to feel us up to "test out the merchandise" and we were like, get the fuck away. And we were running away from two huge dogs, who looked pretty friendly FYI.
THEN: I woke up and went back to sleep and ended up arguing with my dream boyfriend and he spilled a bucket of Chum Feed on me. which was like little tiny maggoty looking things in water. So in my dream I was in the shower for like 40 minutes.
THEN: I woke up cause I thought it was real, saw that it was 6:33 and said, fuck that. and went back to sleep.
went back into the first dream. Then we escaped and wound up in my old college and we were in the psych wing which was completely refurbished to look really fucking elegant and pretty. And THEN:
I ran into crush guy from work. But he was a triplet... I know, wtf.
And apparently I wanted to get with one of the triplets and have them break my heart so that I could get the one that I like.
And this was apparently my M.O. and it was broadcast all over my facebook page. I didn't even know what I was doing but everyone else did.
and it worked cause we ended up having dream sex.
yay!
lol.
fucking random dream, there was so much more that just doesn't make sense, including me being in an Urban Outfitters and in a kareoke bar.
I should be putting pants on right now, so I'll do that.
I was with my mom and dad and a twin sister that I don't have and we were driving over this bridge. and the bridge was lined by huge budgies and wolfdogs. I was all taking pictures and being all wowww. And I can't forget to mention that there was a huge Bell in the middle of the bridge. HUGE BELL. I'm taking like empire state building huge.
anyways.
It got to a point in the bridge where we couldn't drive so we had to get out and walk and then the wolves turned into like gold shit and diamonds. and my dad was like oooo lets take them.
But I, having seen Aladdin, was all like NO. THE BRIDGE WILL COLLAPSE IF YOU TAKE THEM.
"Julia, you are being ridiculous." *grabs gold* .... bridge starts melting.
"I FUCKING TOLD YOU." so we start running to the end. and it wasn't that far but for some reason it was covered in cleaning products. (I have no idea why..) anyways me and my twin sis made it up but my parents were like, we're gonna stay behind. so bye.
I wasn't even sad lol.
Then there was a girl in there who was going to sell us into sex slavery and kept trying to feel us up to "test out the merchandise" and we were like, get the fuck away. And we were running away from two huge dogs, who looked pretty friendly FYI.
THEN: I woke up and went back to sleep and ended up arguing with my dream boyfriend and he spilled a bucket of Chum Feed on me. which was like little tiny maggoty looking things in water. So in my dream I was in the shower for like 40 minutes.
THEN: I woke up cause I thought it was real, saw that it was 6:33 and said, fuck that. and went back to sleep.
went back into the first dream. Then we escaped and wound up in my old college and we were in the psych wing which was completely refurbished to look really fucking elegant and pretty. And THEN:
I ran into crush guy from work. But he was a triplet... I know, wtf.
And apparently I wanted to get with one of the triplets and have them break my heart so that I could get the one that I like.
And this was apparently my M.O. and it was broadcast all over my facebook page. I didn't even know what I was doing but everyone else did.
and it worked cause we ended up having dream sex.
yay!
lol.
fucking random dream, there was so much more that just doesn't make sense, including me being in an Urban Outfitters and in a kareoke bar.
I should be putting pants on right now, so I'll do that.