A List
1. My father once: threw a road atlas out the car window in the middle of nowhere.
2. Never in my life: will I truly say and mean "never".
3. When I was little: I used to make magic potions using certain parts of weeds, flowers and bugs as well as different types of dirt in my cauldron (which was a 1 gallon ice cream bucket).
4. High school was: 4 years.
5. I will never forget: the fun times I had between high school and moving to Arizona.
6. Once I met: a soul mate, life got cooler.
7. There’s this girl I know: who has never, not once eaten a hamburger.
8. Once, at a bar: I was posta sing "Girls, just wanna have fun" but I was holding the birthday girls' hair in the bathroom, when they queued the song.
9. By noon, I’m usually: sitting in the break room and work.
10. Last night: I played YoVille!
11. If only I had: more money.
12. Next time I go to church: I will sit on the back row and pray to God no one talks to me.
13. What worries me most: is the irreversible and expensive changes Obama is making to this country.
14. When I turn my head left I see: my book shelf
15. When I turn my head right I see: my magic 8-ball.
16. You know I’m lying when: I just start agreeing with you.
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: hair do's and florescent clothing.
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: a girl.
19. By this time next year: I will be in school.
20. A better name for me would be: Sandra Collinsworth. HAHA (wtf? dunno)
21. I have a hard time understanding: Ozzy Osborne
22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: finish my degree.
23. You know I like you if: you tell me things like, "Jen, I'm glad I'm on your good side!"
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: God.
25. Take my advice, never: fry bacon naked.
26. My ideal breakfast is: eggs benedict.
27. A song I love but do not have is: All Summer Long
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: keep on going!
29. Why won’t people: get a 4-way stop ... LEFT GOES LAST - ASSHOLE!
30. If you spend a night at my house: it's because I live hell and gone from where you live.
31. I’d stop my wedding for: an infestation of bugs or rodents.
32. The world could do without: spiders.
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: that of a spider ....
34. My favorite blonde(s) is/are: Val Kilmer
35. Paper clips are more useful than: big fuzzy dice that hang on the rear view mirror.
36. If I do anything well it’s: justify.
37. And by the way: I love my hair.