So I need to learn
Ruby to work on the new automated deployment system, and I asked Brian for a good tutorial. He gave me this:
Wait, it get's weirder:
"Think of it as a caterpillar that has been stapled into your code. The two square brackets are staples which keep the caterpillar from moving, so you can keep track of that end is the head and which is the tail. The commas are the caterpillar's legs, wiggling between each section of its body." And that's tame compared to:
"Elf, make me a starmonkey.
"
Even if you don't know a thing about computers, you should skim this: it's everything that's good about the internet.