I brought you Bohemian Rhapsody and now I bring you The William Tell Overture. Kind of:
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I haven't used all these lines on my children yet, but only because they are small. I have had most of them used on me in the past, though, and I expect to use them myself many time. Reduce, reuse, recycle. Bob would be proud.
(I'm sure there are all sorts of copyright issues with the posting of a video of a part of a show that features a copyrighted performance of a classic work, but I'm pleading ignorance. I just wish the YouTube user had posted the comedian's name.)