Illinois...

Oct 04, 2005 14:16

Illinois is the gayest place on the planet. A lot of people trash Rome, but the have no idea how bad a town really can suck. I stayed in a town called Pecatonica, it has a population of 1997. The only thing cool about Pecatonica is MATTFUCKINBRAY. EVERYONE IS RUDE UP NORTH. The next city over is called Freeport. Their school mascot is a Pretzel. Could you imagine playing football against them and getting beat by the Pretzels...I would be so sad. The Daily Show did a special on that town right after George W. Bush chocked on a pretzel...remember that?

The only ATM in that town ate my card and the bank people wouldn't help me at all. The only lady there talked to me like I was a complete dumb ass. So needless to say i was pissed and cussed her out. Then the flight home.

So my first time flying so i was very nervous. It was like riding in a bad ass muscle car at first. Then it made me sick, my head started hurting and my stomach was upset. It sucked so bad.

I'm just happy to be home with familiar faces and cool ass people. I missed everyone A LOT.
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