Pentametron is almost making sense

[jwgh]

Pentametron is a script that creates sonnets using recently-posted iambic tweets. Usually the sonnets don't make a whole lot of sense, but this one is pretty good, partly because of the 'I have a very short attention span' excuse.


RT @jjongcum
about 20 minutes ago
i bought a pencil case and pencils yay

RT @ashLEE_____
about 20 minutes ago
i took a 20 minute nap today "/

RT @Cyanide_doll92
about 46 minutes ago
My girlfriends mother is a lunatic

RT @cALLYSExx
about 46 minutes ago
this has become annoying very quick


RT @MyVoiceWetPants
about 1 hour ago
I wanna be a singing porno star

RT @Hold_meh_TIGHT
about 1 hour ago
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar

RT @SUCK_MI_BOOBIES
about 2 hours ago
I have a very short attention span !

RT @nicoo_suaveee
about 2 hours ago
John Mayer will forever be the man.


RT @superapplejuice
about 2 hours ago
This morning seems a little cooler no?

RT @khiness
about 2 hours ago
i need a texting buddy... ready? go.

RT @ellienovack
about 3 hours ago
So late and haven't even showered yet

RT @isighalot
about 3 hours ago
I am a product of the Internet


RT @__VIXMCMXCVII
about 4 hours ago
Her kisses sweeter than a cherry PIE .

RT @benroperrr
about 9 hours ago
Looks like another boring night in #sigh