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I beat my big brother in chess.
For the first time, like, ever.
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And in other news, Monkey Banana-Killer Smith (the gorilla) is now in peril of being eaten by Hippocrates (the hippo).
It's a sad, sad world we live in, folks, when a hippo can eat a gorilla without feeling any shame. What's next, flesh-eating flying pigs?
::sigh::