I guess you get what you deserve...

[jvw]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, applebite (-5000 points). Last month I caught a purse-snatcher who stole dragonfiremage's purse (30 points). In February I gave high_speed a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Friday I pulled over and changed grimmlin's flat tire (15 points). In January I bought porn for kakitaseigi (10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4895 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
jvw