What the Fark?!?! presents: Mooning in Maryland
Ah, my home, the State of Maryland. One of the original 13 colonies, known for religious tolerance and stuck in the middle of the Civil War....and now, home to a very common-sense ruling about exposing your ass in public. It's been described as a victory for plumbers everywhere.
Witness the tale of a man who mooned someone as part of a longstanding feud. Witness a judge who, in a fit of unexpected common sense, pointed out that mooning may be disgusting but it isn't indecent exposure -- because if showing half your ass is lewd, any woman in a thong at Ocean City is guilty. He also pointed out, rather amusingly, that the verdict would have been different for the guy he acquitted had the case been about whether the guy was a jerk.
Witness the tale of a man who mooned someone as part of a longstanding feud. Witness a judge who, in a fit of unexpected common sense, pointed out that mooning may be disgusting but it isn't indecent exposure -- because if showing half your ass is lewd, any woman in a thong at Ocean City is guilty. He also pointed out, rather amusingly, that the verdict would have been different for the guy he acquitted had the case been about whether the guy was a jerk.